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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Coldfeet(f): 6:07pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Fhemmmy: 6:15pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
fem29: If i am married to my wife and i am doing my thing with her and you playing such message, that is when i will get nastier and ask who is the daddy . . . cos i am married to her. |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Collins0609(m): 6:17pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
give it to ur wife dats d only way for him to stop. d best form of defence is attack least u come back from work and u hear ur wife screaming give it to me now.more harder u do it more than my husband and ur children will ask u y is uncle always beating our mummy |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by femi4: 6:19pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Catered4:Dem no dey go work ni? |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by yollychika(f): 6:21pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Abeg leave them make den enjoy their selves jawe |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 6:25pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Bokoharam: Ok , no vex, but they do not need to be disturbing the whole adugbo with their rampant Ikworikwo |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by baroncy: 6:26pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
misfab: The OP is just a lame man! Akpos do ur work as a man, fire madam too aggressively. Eishe man! |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Jimohsunday: 6:32pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Monitor . how much have u paid for the monitoring work? |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 6:33pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
femi4:THANK YOU |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 6:34pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Fhemmmy: Haa e ma gab mi oo, my mentions are blowing up n so may likes . Yes I like sex as much as the next person and I would love to let go and be screaming like a banshee BUT you have to have consideration for others. I do not even want the person in the next room, be it friend, family member or child to hear me when I'm having sex with my hubby talk less of neighbours. They will now be imagining what you are doing and seeing you naked in their mind. It's just not very nice for anyone concerned. I don't even want anyone to hear the bed creaking . 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by sethbanks(m): 6:34pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
I feel the OP pains,trust me,it's not funny because i've experience same with my former neighbour.My widow was opposite there's,mehn! Come and hear scream as early as 5.am every morning,@8.pm they move to the bathroom then the screaming and moaning becomes terrible. Come and see celebration in my compound when they finally packed out. ''Oga lica i doff my hat for you ohh''! 1 Like |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Boss13: 6:34pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Do you reside in a face me apartment coz I don't understand how what occurs in the privacy of one's apartment can bother you 1 Like |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by rhames(m): 6:35pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
That guy must be a sex machine |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by VonScott(m): 6:37pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Bokoharam:not Chibok girls oh! |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Drone007: 6:37pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
snthesis: Though your neighbors are married, still theirs is an abnormal behavior that constitutes an infringement on your rights, a danger to the health and cohesion of your family and a dangerous threat to the moral balance of your young children. You and others in similar situation need not die in silence. Urgently talk to your lawyers NOW. See these links: http://www.naij.com/64362.html Man Gets 6 Months Jail Time For Noisy Lovemaking A 42 year old man, Romeo Artemio Lori, has bagged himself some jail time, after his neighbours made complaints about his sexual exploits and got him arrested. The Italian man has been reportedly given a six months jail sentence by the court for being ‘too good at sex’. According to reports, neighbours of Romeo Artemio Lori, were fed up of all his girlfriend’s noise that emanates from his house during their love making sessions, that they went ahead and complained to a judge. The latin lovers had been reportedly given several warnings to tone down their ‘love noise’ for the sake of the neighbours, but they ignored the pleas and kept on with the noise daily. A court heard how at least 12 angry neighbours in Vigodarzere, Padua, said they were disturbed by his sexploits. The couple’s sessions would go on for more than an hour, a judge heard. They filed a complaint, citing the case as one of ‘stalking’ because of the way the Italian stallion had terrorised them with the loud noises. During the hearing Romeo claimed he was being punished for “being too good at sex”. He also argued that there was a difference between “stalking” and “noises”. But the judge said he found the neighbour’s demands “reasonable” and sentenced Romeo to spend time alone in prison. The offender said he intends to appeal the sentence. No.2: Couple arrested for loud noise during love making Some mothers do have them! When some are complaining of not getting ‘it’ enough, some others are being fined for making too much noise while in the act…lol. What kind of romantic abi na sexual noise will a couple come up with during their supposed private time to warrant them being arrested? This has been the question on my mind ever since I stumbled on this story which I found on Yimiton..com and believe you me, am yet to fathom what that ‘noise’ ha been like. Anyways, the story goes that a couple have been charged with disturbing the peace because of the noise they made during sex. The couple identified as Jessica Angel and Colin McKenzie have been issued with an order requiring them to prevent ‘screaming, loud moaning, swearing and raised voices’ after the police were called to their flat twenty times within the space of four months for the noise they make during sex…na wa o! However, following more complains from neighbors the couple were charged under the Environment Protection Act and they also stand a chance of being fined 3,000 pounds if convicted. https://micable./2012/08/28/couple-arrested-for-loud-noise-during-love-making/ No.3: Woman Serves 3 Months in Jail for Having Loud Sex Read More: Woman Serves 3 Months in Jail for Having Loud Sex [VIDEO] | http://963theblaze.com/woman-serves-3-months-in-jail-for-having-loud-sex-video/?trackback=tsmclip A couple in England refused to stop having loud sex, resulting in the wife, Caroline, going to jail for “anti-social behavior.” The couple has been married for 30 years and they LOVE rumpy pumpy (as they say across the pond) and are extremely loud about it. The neighbors hate them and have called the police dozens of times, resulting in 30 visits in less than a year to ask them to quiet down. Caroline can’t get enough of her man’s willy though, and she ended up spending 12 weeks in jail for it. OK, since when is shagging “anti-social behavior”? And since when are couples who have been married for this many years so Hot? Read More: Woman Serves 3 Months in Jail for Having Loud Sex [VIDEO] | http://963theblaze.com/woman-serves-3-months-in-jail-for-having-loud-sex-video/?trackback=tsmclip 1 Like |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Fhemmmy: 6:41pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
fem29: I totally agree with you, what you do and i do in my bedroom ought to be my business and i dont have to azonto it on the street, i am only commenting on your strategy of handling it . . . There are many other ways to deal with such couple but not a preaching by a pastor about immoral hoochie, cos nothing is immoral about husband and wife shagging. |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by jimmayoy: 6:42pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
mkpakanaodogwu: Guy with this your advice are you sure you are not the neighbor we are reading about?I suspect you ooo. |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by 234GT(m): 6:43pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Over half of screams during sex are actually faked! The solution is to PLEAD with the man to talk to his wife. I am sure she won't scream like that if they had to Bleep in enemy territory during a bloody war. 1 Like |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by bollyzeez(m): 6:44pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 6:44pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Fhemmmy: Ehn what else to do na, talking to them will not go well I assure you, most things are best solved by passive aggression, cunny man die, cunny man bury am. |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 6:45pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
jimmayoy:maybe |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 6:47pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
snthesis: Yes oo they are probably pretending, don't believe the hype. That's how porn stars do and they prob are not even feeing the thing again due to overuse of the vag |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Fhemmmy: 6:50pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
fem29: You might ne surprised that talking to them could work, but since the woman is the one that seems to be doing the singing, then, the woman might be the one to talk to the singing madam, but she might say that she is jealous . . . . But wait a minute, is the OP really worried about the noise or he is scared that his wife is looking at him as "Not doing it good enough" |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by zulu4bravo: 6:58pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Lol...this is funny but if not handled wit kia..itz capable of ruining ur family...I think what u. Shld do is to let ur wife knw that screaning does not all d time means that shez enjoying it...she might just b pretending..she shld screan back and see their reaction..and above all get ur self another apartment far frm that neibourhood. |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by teeastute(m): 6:59pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
U better leave d man and learned how to f**k your wife harder too and kill noise with noise! |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Teespice(f): 7:03pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
hmmmmm and this made front page okay oooo.......... lips sealed. 1 Like |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by ability14(m): 7:06pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
They shouldn't be doing that in a public compound/building. E no make brain at all. |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Reference(m): 7:18pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Look man. Just take a trip to your local builders mart. Get some rock wool, gypsum fibre boards, double glazing, some shock dampners for your furniture and a good handy man to fit the stuff. Upgrade man. |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by adanduka: 7:23pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
snthesis: Your previous posts show you are a bachelor. When did you have kids and moaning neighbours? 1 Like |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 7:26pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Bitojoe: Pastor you should know the drill now....but since u asked .... Anytime you see him ,be nice and friendly after a few weeks ,whenever u see him hail him with words like D man stuff like that..... then offer to buy him a drink some day then tell him something like . "the main man,men how u dey do your wife wet she dey hail u like that every time? he come dey be like say I know sabi abi I be 2minutes man.....in short anytime madam dey scream my children go dey ask me daddy is uncle beating aunty ? I go say no dem go come say why she dey shout like that..... my guy madam scream no be for here oooh ......u dey try my guy I give u hand ooh I just wish say madam go try reduce voice small because of those my small small children .... ..buy then sef wetin man go do.. .if I dey do there mama like them for don sabi how far....my guy my guy Na u biko ooo Some things are best said in pidgin |
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Bsc(m): 7:26pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Amibo |
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