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General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by dablazor: 3:31pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
I spent atleast a minute trying to decipher what section best suit this post and got tired.. I believe mods would move to an appropriate section. I joined Nairaland in 2012 and became active mid 2014. I am more of an observer and I notice there have being a whole lot of ludicrous prototypes/misconceptions and others on this forum, here are the top twenty I could remember for now; 1. Every record made or broken in the world is either by an Igbo or a Yoruba man, infact Adam and Jesus are either Igbo or Yoruba, since the human race started everyone is once Igbo or Yoruba, even God is either Igbo or Yoruba. 2. Every Muslim is a terrorist 3. Every nairalander is either APC or PDP, and anyone that maintains a different opinion from yours on Nairaland, even if it is on a romance subject he/she has to be insulted because they belong to the opposition party. 4. All dirty people no matter their race, tribe or location are Yoruba, infact there is not a single dirty person in the Igbo land. 5. The Igbos and the Yoruba don't even talk to eachother in real life, and when they meet its all guns and machete, blood always flow. 6. Anyone that questions some perplexing subject from the bible is considered the first son of lucifer and anyone that chooses to use logic in anything christianity and the bible is a demon that needs to be casted and shouldn't be educated if need be. 7. Nigerians are the only sensible people in the whole world. 8. Ibadan is just a pile of mud and cave men (I believe this till December last year). 9. Three (3) out of every five (5) Female undergrad in Nigeria are runz girls. 10. All female feminists are not worth getting married to. 11. Every romantic guy you meet is Yoruba.. forget about his skin color or country of origin 12. All Nigerian girls are cheats. 13. Any reputable black American has Nigerian roots, and Nairalanders are root tracers. 15. Goodluck Jonathan has being sleeping ever since he got to power, infact he has never done anything for the Nigerian people. 16. Everyone in Lagos is either Yoruba or Igbo, infact Nigeria has just two tribes. 17. Every bad/good thing that happens in Nigeria, even if its something that can't be controlled by any individual no matter how powerful the said individual is should be blamed or credited to either Buhari or Jonathan. 18. All professors in Nigeria are of the Yoruba ethnic group, as a matter of fact, Yorubas are the only ones that get some education, and everyone from Northern Nigeria is an illiterate. 19. Every business oriented person in Nigeria is Igbo and the Igbos are the only people in Nigeria that know how to make money. 20. Everyone speaks Yoruba, even in Anambra and Kaduna states. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by Viktoh(m): 3:32pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by Nobody: 3:36pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
make i book space |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by tobechi20(m): 3:40pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
You forgot hausas are illiterates 1 Like |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by taiocol: 3:44pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
But It's true na, Nigerians are the only sensible people in the world |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by ronald4lif(m): 3:44pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Number 2 and 6 are the most annoying. In reference to number 2 - when a Christian commits murder especially in the west they say he's depressed, he has mental issues, and all sort of incomprehensible stuff. But when a Muslim commit same murder before you say jack they have put the terrorist tag on him. Even if there's no traces of him being an extremist. There have been more Christian wars than Islam wars in the world. Yes one may argue that the Christian wars were hundreds of years ago but history still remains regardless. In reference to number 6 - I will just say I will always apply rational reasoning than buying 'everything' (no matter how illogical they are) written in the Bible. 3 Likes |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by cokacoola(m): 3:44pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
dablazor:bet sorry go ass, didj u set and type all these Plasea anser |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by Odyssseys: 3:46pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
cokacoola:So u quote the entire op to type this thrash wey no even dey comprehensible? You must be an APC member. Lalasticlala obinoscopy Ngwakwe seun OAM4J ishilove pls move to FP abeg 1 Like |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by Nobody: 3:52pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
cokacoola: 2 Likes
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Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by dablazor: 3:54pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by dablazor: 3:56pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Orijin101:Loool just ignoring him till I could comprehend his language. |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by Beamborla(f): 3:59pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
You are so on point. |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by Nobody: 4:02pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
dablazor:The dude is a kinda boring guy trying hard to be funny but it's a pity he's getting more boring..... 1 Like |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by Nobody: 4:05pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Prototype?? LoL |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by cokacoola(m): 4:08pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Odyssseys:plasea dot briang taraba fight in two these |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by Odyssseys: 4:21pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Orijin101:As in the guy no get sense. |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by joywendy(f): 4:37pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
so true and annoying unfortunately this doesn't end on nairaland, even in the real world it is something you see everyday. so many people with backward mentality. God help us. 1 Like |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by ifex370(m): 5:02pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
space |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by ivyT(f): 5:16pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
taiocol: True talk my dear |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by Nobody: 6:19pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Oh look, we have our own in-house analyst |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by paranorman(m): 7:02pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Op, you know, it's been a long time i had a deep smile; i mean i smiled and felt its easing effect down through me body. Thanks for making me smile sir. I love the way the humour connects with the sarcasm |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by dablazor: 7:46pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Beamborla:Thanks ma Odyssseys: Orijin101:Lol just went through his posts, the struggle is real. joywendy:Lol yeah most of them exist in the real world, except the Igbo Yoruba thingy, I haven't experienced such bad blood in real life, maybe cuz I haven't being around much anyway. paranorman:Thanks and its my pleasure sir 2 Likes |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by ronald4lif(m): 10:23pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Odyssseys: Nah, he's a PDP member, coming from his PRO. |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by malonephill(m): 10:43pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by Freiburger(m): 6:03pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
21. Every Nigerian in diaspora is a slave out there. Especially in the Uk. |
Re: General Nairaland Misconceptions And Prototypes I Have Noticed. by RobinHez(m): 6:47pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
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