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Letter To Aristo Girls by Aminat508(f): 9:44pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Lol. Interesting letter to single women from a concerned wife. Read below and tell us what you think Dear Single Ladies, Na wa. Yes, na wa. Not because I am ignorant of appropriate ways to begin a letter but because no other beginning could be more expressively appropriate for you. "Na wa" because it is a common expression of bewilderment like when we hear Sister Lucy is called Candy outside church. "Na wa" because it is fitting for disgust like when we see Sisi Kemi is becoming a grandmother - scratch that, mother - as she is pregnant for Baba Ade. "Na wa" because we are fatigued by speechlessness seeing that when we say the Lord's prayer for our husbands, we should replace "temptations" with "evil single ladies". Hence, on these counts and more, I greet you "na wa". I have tried to make sense of your thing with our husbands. Though it is common knowledge that people cheat (it obviously transcends gender), you don't find it easily accepted. Permit the truism that people won't cheat if they've got no one to cheat with. Indeed, it is an issue we have to settle with our husbands. Yet, I dare to play the woman-to-woman card and clear this repugnant air with you. Trying to see things through your eyes, I wonder: what makes you accept married men as lovers? Money? How much exactly? How much can a man possibly offer you that you can't challenge yourself to make by yourself? That you are single means you are young, free and vibrant. So why not make that work positively profitably for you? I mean, except you are a daft, lazy, gold- digging leech (which I want to believe you are not), then you can be independent. I have seen some of you sincerely swear that no single man can say he pays your bills. This is true because first they are not single and second because they are mostly "various" men. But I certainly don't mean independent like that. You like older men? I can't judge you for that penchant. I really understand. Especially since many young men are still stuck on Jay Z's "Young Forever" and are this close to leaving puberty in their 30's. Since your turn-on is understandably maturity, I insistently scream, "By all means". However, I have a simple request: leave the married men alone. There are widowers who would love their second wives deeply and elderly men who for some reason never got married. These are a perfect class of options for you to frolic with or build that better-than- Telemundo love story. But please, leave the married men alone. We are messed up married women? Our husbands tell you we suck in bed, nag their hormones dead and still smell of maggi no matter how we bathe? So, you become their aspirin for we headache-wives. Very kind you. But the beatitude on peacemaker doesn't in anyway mean this neither are Nobel for Peace so won. Really want to help? Leave matter for "Matayas". Further thought on other reasons have yielded nothing. Don't join a man in defying his vows. If you have no regard for God who warns that none should put asunder (I'm astounded that you don't see a retribution there), then fear the Devil. Wives are getting vicious. Ezinwa died stuck in intercourse with Papa Emeka. Onome has gone mad. Sarah has razor cuts on her face. Our husbands can't be excited by dead girls so how do you miss these vile stories? Another emphatic plea: leave married men alone. Person wey talk say our water no go boil, dem no go sell matches for hin village o. For Slighted Wives, A Concerned Wife. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Beesluv: 9:51pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Where are dem aristos/sugar girls |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Nobody: 10:00pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Hehehe |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Dyt(f): 10:02pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Story Keep ur husbands Treat them right For all I know u got no business with the lady Maybe these younger generations worry less abt cheating husbands sha, I cld say me 2 Likes |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Aminat508(f): 10:03pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
lol , saw it somewhere nd try to post it ni |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Aminat508(f): 10:04pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Dyt:. Lol girls dey vex 2 Likes |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Dyt(f): 10:07pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Aminat508(f): 10:09pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Dyt:m fyn sis, it has bn a while, how family? |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Dyt(f): 10:13pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Aminat508: Alhmamdulilahi |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Aminat508(f): 10:16pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Dyt:Lolz @ Alhamdulilah |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Dyt(f): 10:18pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
1 Like |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by SAMBARRY: 10:28pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
Orisirisi lamamari Lori nairaland.com ![]() as if the men are a piece of tissue paper, wallet or phone them dey snatch. Any man that is snatched wanted to be snatched. Nothing to do with mistresses 4 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Aminat508(f): 10:36pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
lolz orisirisi |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by egbaguy: 7:12am On Mar 24, 2015 |
Dyt:sup dyt...... U just scarce sha. |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Dyt(f): 7:43am On Mar 24, 2015 |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by egbaguy: 10:11am On Mar 24, 2015 |
Dyt:i kuku dey ooo....ao z d family? I bin dey like diz aminat babe oooooo....lol |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Dyt(f): 10:16am On Mar 24, 2015 |
egbaguy: Grab ur copy now |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Aminat508(f): 10:43am On Mar 24, 2015 |
Dyt:sister, u don dey sell me .... |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Dyt(f): 11:56am On Mar 24, 2015 |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Aminat508(f): 12:16pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Dyt:lol, which copy.....efimile joo |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Dyt(f): 12:27pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Aminat508: Lol If he's nice No qualms Egba guy I want to know how serious u are Won't sell my sis out Contact me for more seriousness I mean it |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by egbaguy: 12:51pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by simdam500(m): 2:41pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Naa to tie your man ooo... But ladies ehn.... when young guys ignore married women cause their cookies have either loose taste or almost losing taste... It the opposite for the single girls... they don't care... ![]() ![]() Am tied I guess, cos no small gals can come after me ![]() |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by egbaguy: 6:36pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Dyt:. Aminat seems cool......dnt mind being a platonic friend really |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Dyt(f): 6:45pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
egbaguy: Ur gf nko? Don't send her no pm ooo |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by egbaguy: 6:55pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Dyt:my gf dey ooo..... Reason i said. PLaTONIC friend nah. |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Dyt(f): 6:56pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Nobody: 7:32pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
egbaguy: chai...u should have told a little white lie...now u missed it ![]() |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by egbaguy: 7:54pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
runnazz:nah!!!! I dnt do that.... Life is too short to tell 'white lies' |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by egbaguy: 7:55pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Dyt:if i dnt send her pm......who will? ***in dettol ad voice*** |
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Nobody: 8:15pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
egbaguy: ok...nice but u missed that sweetness cos u wouldn't..its always good to tell the truth always ![]() |
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