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The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by newmuzik: 3:21pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
I got into the bank around 2:00pm and behold the whole place was thronged with people. On a normal day, I would have turned back home, but I had to make some deposits for my dad and I needed to have sent it earlier that day. I didn’t want my dad knowing I didn’t deposit the money. I had to secure a spot in the long queue, on getting to the queue, there was this light skinned, curvy lady, I mean she was off the hook . So I just stayed behind her, she was very flashy, she wore a fitted gown and you could see her hips, butt and kegs on perfect proportion. I knew it was going to be a long day at the bank, and I didn’t mind anymore… Was painstakingly calculating how possible I could tap some current from that gorgeous chic. I came up with an idea. I said to her.”Hello, can you kindly assist me with your pen?.” She turned around to look at me and she just smiled and said. “Okay.” As she handed me the pen, I made sure I caressed her finger (just a bit, not too obvious) as I collected the pen and I said. “Thanks darling, you are very kind.” She replied back. “You are welcome.” I was very impressed at that move because I had created an avenue to commune with her and she was aware of my flirts. So as soon as I was done with her pen I handed it over to her saying. “Thank you sweety, one more thing you smell very nice.” She giggled and said. “Thanks”. Feeling like a sharp guy, the next thing on my mind was to orchestrate body contacts with her. So I sighted a very good spot, her left thigh just beneath her bum. I then placed my left hand there carefully so that my thumb could move at will (caressing when I want it). I could feel her thigh on my hand and if I move my thumb I could feel her bum, so the position was perfect. I knew obviously she was aware of my doings, but the thing I didn’t know for sure is, if she would welcome it or find it repulsive? So I felt if I could raise my finger a bit, poking her bum slightly. So I raised my thumb, men!! her bum was so soft and tender…. I waited for any repulsive gesture, she didn’t show. I raised it again after a minute, this time with a little pressure, she still didn’t show any repulsive sign. I was in a dilemma, but I was enjoying myself. Didn’t know if she was relishing it or found it provocative. So I did it again, this time around to my surprise she leaned her bum towards me. I was shocked…. It only meant one thing, and that was she was ready to play along. I then decided to place my right hand at the other position, so I had both hands beneath her bum, so I started using both thumbs to handle on her bum and she responded by applying little pressure, tending her bum towards me. Omo! my head wanted to scatter, before I could say Adamu, my junior started rising. To crown it all she then stepped a little backwards, making my junior in direct contact with her bum. I was caught up in fantasy world and prayed it continued.......................................... Please to continue reading click link below http://www.browngarri.com/the-most-embarrassing-day-of-my-life/ 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by Hazardd(m): 3:30pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
that your link get virus... 1 Like |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by Viktoh(m): 3:36pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by Nobody: 4:01pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
*sighs* |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by newmuzik: 4:32pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
Hazardd: na antivirus |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by LogoDWhiz(m): 4:43pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
Keep dreaming! U myt wake up with a wet boxers! 1 Like |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by Nobody: 4:44pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
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Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by newmuzik: 5:57pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by Nobody: 6:09pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
[b][/b]Op you are stewpid!!! You better come and complete it... 2 Likes |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by Nobody: 6:15pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by newmuzik: 6:20pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
kevinberry: SMH.... Children of nowadays....SMH http://www.browngarri.com/the-most-embarrassing-day-of-my-life/ |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by tameera(f): 6:21pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
why not complete it here? it'd be less tasking! Thanks |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by newmuzik: 6:29pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
tameera: So sorry. I am a blogger not a nairaland moderator. Its 50/50 half here and the other half my blog its fair enough.... I"ve got lots of cool stuffs you wanna read.... http://www.browngarri.com/the-most-embarrassing-day-of-my-life/ http://www.browngarri.com/category/true-story/ 1 Like |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by tameera(f): 6:44pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
newmuzik: oh! I see |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by fr3do(m): 6:47pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
Pervert! 1 Like |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by newmuzik: 6:48pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by Kayoski(m): 7:19pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
I regret reading this story, was a waste of time and a waste of my limited mb.. also guy u no try o.. As old as u are u still dey ride ur papa car, kon dey use am dey carry chics.. na wah for u |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by newmuzik: 7:28pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
Kayoski: its not my story, i only featured it on my blog silly.... |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by Kayoski(m): 7:34pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
newmuzik:U should have said that earlier IDIOT!!! .. anyways u are still too old to be running a blog.. Where were u when your mates started blogging? I guess u were busy running after prostitutes MUMU!!! Pls dont bore us with your useless stories anymore ODE!!! |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by vega84(m): 7:36pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
Taa commot there who the click ur link. #vegatalks# |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by newmuzik: 7:40pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
Kayoski: I run a media business. I am an actor, scriptwriter and multimedia professional. The blog is just what I started last month and I have about 98,000 page visits. The blog also have a photonovel, first of its kind in Nigeria. Where I featured several actors http://www.browngarri.com/fallen-2/ Stop being insultive, you never know where your help can come from... I dont know why you are very bitter....Why are you such a sadist? Are you that frustrated? 4 Likes |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by Kayoski(m): 7:42pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
newmuzik:Ok o.. But u should have known that when u called me silly... |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by newmuzik: 7:46pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
Kayoski: Sorry about that, but you need to take things easy.... If you dont like something you dont need rub it in and be lousy about it. Just walkover.... it will be good for both you and the society 1 Like |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by Kayoski(m): 7:51pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
newmuzik:Me don hear, mr professional.. Keep the good work up.. |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by liljboy(m): 8:26pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
To crown it all she then stepped a little backwards, making my junior in direct contact with her bum. I was caught up in fantasy world and prayed it continued. After a while, there was just one person in front of her, so I asked her.”Would you like to hang out with me today.” She looked at me and asked.”Do you stay around here?”. I replied.”Yes I do.” Then she said she will wait for me after she’s done with her transaction. For my mind I don feel say I don get babe… After she was done she said she would be waiting for me outside, that she needed to make a phone call. As soon as I was done with my transaction, I came out and saw her waiting for me. Luckily I came to the bank with one of my dad’s car. She asked me.”Is this your car?.’ I answered. “No my dad’s car but I can use it anytime.” We both entered and headed to my place. I drove in, parked and we both went upstairs to the apartment. I told her to have a sit and asked. “What do I offer you?” She said. “Water is fine.” I served her water, she took a few sip and she said.” Okay, lets do what we here for I don’t have much time to spend.” I was dumbfounded, I replied. “Erm… okay, lets go to my room.” She stood up and followed me. As we got into the room, she went straight to the bathroom, came out and sat on the bed. I was more or less astounded. Standing in the same position as I was when I came in. She then started taking off her clothes, I still looked in awe, speechless. She then said. “Come now, don’t waste my time.” I moved towards her, she then drew me forward, removed my buckle, brought out junior and started stroking it with her hands, until junior became hard. What astonished me the most was, she dipped her hand into her bag, brought a condom, tore it with her teeth and fixed it on junior. She then laid on the bed and spread her legs. I climbed on her and as I was about to insert into her, she said. “Wait…” She reached for her bag again, brought out a lubricant and applied it between her legs. So I started digging, but honestly, that was not what I had in mind, I was hoping for some sweet sweet loving…. She had a straight face, not even a smirk. In 5 minutes I reached my orgasm , I stood up went to the bathroom to clean up and before I came out, she was dressed, she then said. “Your money is N5,000.” I was like .”WHAT!!” I thought it was a joke at first, until she said again. “Guy, your moni nah N5,000.” Everything started to make sense to me at that point. Then I realized I was in a very deep shit. All I had on me was just N700. I told her. ” So you mean you are a prostitute? I thought you liked me.” She came closer to me and I knew I was in for it. She said. “If you no wan make I show you craze this afternoon, just help me arrange my moni. You sabi Bleep but you no wan pay, you go know today.” I knew she wasn’t bluffing and she meant business. I decided to reach out to some of my friends, but only one of them could raise me the money and the only option was for him to come in person. It was almost 5pm and it would take him 2 hours to get to me cause of traffic. So I pleaded with her to give me her account number. She then started shouting. “Give me my moni.” To the hearing of my neighbors. She kept on shouting and I begged her to take my phone, she bluntly refused. All of a sudden there was a knock on the door. It was my neighbor’s grandma at the door. She called us out and she tried to wade into the matter. She pleaded to the chic to drop her account number and that she would make sure I pay the money the following day, which the chic turned down. Grandma even insisted I kneel down to beg her but it didn’t have any effect. She needed to have her N5,000. So we where in the compound and it was around 5:30pm. We usually have fellowship at the compound and the pastor and workers started trooping in to arrange the chairs and prepare for the mid week service. The pastor, upon sighting the unusual incidence came to our direction. He said. “What is going on here? Is everything alright?” I quickly said “I owe my girlfriend some money…..” Before I could finish. The chic said. “Na lie, I no be your girlfriend. You don Bleep me finish and you know wan pay me my N5,000.” The pastor looked at me with so much disdain, my dad is a deacon in the same church. He brought out his wallet counted N5,000 and handed to the lady. She grabbed the cash hissed at me and left. That was the beginning of another trouble for me…. 2 Likes |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by newmuzik: 9:46pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by Emmanuel247(m): 9:47pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
Hehehe U try sha |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by newmuzik: 11:44pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
Emmanuel247: Thanx |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by bighead1(m): 2:36am On Mar 23, 2015 |
yeye man |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by jorlons(m): 5:35am On Mar 23, 2015 |
O boy na today. shuoo e don tey na, wey junior dey fvck pesin up. I don tire for d little guy marra so I nor dey allow am do d thinking again. |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by newmuzik: 5:51am On Mar 23, 2015 |
jorlons: Lol |
Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by newmuzik: 7:30am On Mar 23, 2015 |
good morning folks |
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