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Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 9:33pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
chimerase2:Bros I won't comment on that thread until she appears |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 9:34pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
LogoDWhiz:I did |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by chimerase2: 9:35pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
KingTom:i knw i catch de gist u no wan derail atall |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 9:36pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
chimerase2:Very very at all |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by harlos: 9:37pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
lanicky: Long time, how u dey? |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by chimerase2: 9:38pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
KingTom:but u fuvck up die why u de beg like bode george na |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 9:40pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
chimerase2:Guy I dey kneel down cry like Oladipo Diya sef, e pain me o |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:57pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
KingTom: Thanks bro I should b expecting their call! But, how do u combine work and being this online on Nairaland? |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 9:58pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
LogoDWhiz:Hahahahahaha excess Mb |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by LogoDWhiz(m): 10:02pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 10:05pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
LogoDWhiz:You have to understand that the work is not as serious as it was then, an average of about 3 patients a day, compared to when I was a Corper, I handled close to 15 cases each day. Now unto Big Boy levelz, I dey delegate function to my boys in training 1 Like |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by LogoDWhiz(m): 10:13pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
KingTom: Hmm. That's interesting! Keep it up. You stay within the hospital area or outside? |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 10:15pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
LogoDWhiz:25 minutes drive from the hospital |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by LogoDWhiz(m): 10:25pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
KingTom: Okay. Not bad. Hope you've gotten yourself a wife. U no fit see for NL |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by lanicky(f): 10:25pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
LogoDWhiz: U're already laughing na. Okays..lemme tell u *whispers* Last week while we were about to share d grace after our morning devotion....some1 ran into the shop shouting *pls help me* I opened one eye to look at the ghost wey enter...but alas! Lotta ERUIKU's (agent of death ) entered almost immediately with sharp nd dangerous objects including....Stones, cutlass nd big sticks.. Hehehe!...I bn don dey speak in tongues...If na u waiten u go do? I ran under a table....but the table dey vex..he no hide me wella... I ran under a big bag...but na dat one bad pass....the bag no gree hide my a.ss..chai! Na dat day I know say big yansh no good. Hmmm! As I no see where me go package my whole body...na so I kon comot...I faced one of the guys who came in...I said "Bross good morning" Shuu! The guy no dey look uche face oo...his face strong pass akpu. He roared like a lion...He said "where's the guy who ran into this place?" I was like...shuu! See waec question oo... I replied him..."uncle...I didn't see any guy" Sincerely...I saw d guy when he entered our toilet....but I didn't want to tell those guys....something (maybe na holy spirit) told me to pretend as if I don't know where the guy is. The guy with bloodshot eyes like Jigsawkillah's ordered the remaining guys to check every department in our plaza...they checked the boutique which was upstairs...I followed them though....they might be thief..... Know naija guys na My fellow prayer warriors don tear race...na only me remain for battle grand...lmao Some of the girls said....they would tell those badt guys where the innocent boy is hiding...I warned them not to....I even threaten them with sack letter.....I don't blame them though ,they were afraid na I was the only one inside the whole complex...I was staying close to the toilet so they won't enter....I locked the door firmly nd I removed the key....I WANTED TO SAVE THIS UNKNOWN GUY...WHO BEGGED EARNESTLY FOR HELP. THOSE badt guys noticed a kinda fowl play.....so they threatened to beat the day light outta me...I was a lil bit afraid but I was unwilling to tell them what they wanted.. I called big mum....as I was about to talk....some of the guys shouted at me to end the call immediately...I ended it by giving mum a clue bout what was going on.... I know she would call back..so I silenced my phone...I stylishly picked the call.....I told her to inform police but later I told her not to inform them cos I didn't want the police to know where he his. To cut the long story short, hmmm! those badt guys left but promised to come back with more guys.....but they didn't. When I opened the toilet....lo nd behold! the guy in d toilet was some1 I know. Some1 who had offended me b4, some1 who set me up.....I was surprised!! I acted according to a yoruba adage which says..."bí a ba n jà, kín sé bi tí tíka kukú" (even if we're fighting...it's not possible to kill or allow peeps to be killed. I fought for him, I saved him from the death's mouth(actually, it was Although I was almost beaten but God saved me. KingTom nd dre11 would've made a gr8 fun of me.... Dat was ao God saved me from the snares of the evil ones. The end |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 10:30pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
LogoDWhiz:I am married na |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by LogoDWhiz(m): 10:34pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
lanicky: Hmm. B like nollywood film. God really helped u out! How many were they? And how big is d boutique? |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by lanicky(f): 10:35pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
harlos: I dey fine...u? |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by LogoDWhiz(m): 10:35pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 10:38pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
LogoDWhiz:Bros I am a married man |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by lanicky(f): 10:38pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
KingTom: Wetin be Oko? ...abeg! I'm still a learner oo |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 10:40pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
lanicky:Oko na Husband na, but Oko means dick |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by lanicky(f): 10:44pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
LogoDWhiz: About 10 of 'em. The plaza is sooooooo big...it has different department like....CHILDREN'S DEPARTMENT, BOUTIQUE (ADULT WARES ONLY) PROVISIONs & KITCHEN UTENSILS DEPARTMENT nd so on. |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by LogoDWhiz(m): 10:44pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
KingTom: I refuse to bliv With the number of hours spent online. It isn't possible |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by lanicky(f): 10:46pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by LogoDWhiz(m): 10:46pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
lanicky: Okay! All is well! Guess you're good now, and I've recovered from the shock |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by lanicky(f): 10:47pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
LogoDWhiz: Yes!! |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 10:48pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
LogoDWhiz:My wife is also on Nairaland |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 10:48pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
lanicky:*****Flogs her with broom***** |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by lanicky(f): 10:50pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
LogoDWhiz: Lol...yh, I've recovered from the shock. Thanks.. |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by lanicky(f): 10:51pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
KingTom: What kinda broom?! |
Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by LogoDWhiz(m): 10:54pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
lanicky: Okay. Uwc! |
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