chimerase2:
beggy beggy na here u dey?

Bros I won't comment on that thread until she appears

LogoDWhiz:




Ohh
Hope u did well to give them my contacts?

I did

KingTom:
Bros I won't comment on that thread until she appears

i knw i catch de gist u no wan derail atall

chimerase2:
i knw i catch de gist u no wan derail atall

Very very at all

lanicky:


Hii! Some1

Long time, how u dey?

KingTom:
Very very at all

but u fuvck up die why u de beg like bode george na

chimerase2:
but u fuvck up die why u de beg like bode george na

Guy I dey kneel down cry like Oladipo Diya sef, e pain me o

KingTom:
I did

Thanks bro

I should b expecting their call!

But, how do u combine work and being this online on Nairaland?

LogoDWhiz:



Thanks bro

I should b expecting their call!

But, how do u combine work and being this online on Nairaland?

Hahahahahaha excess Mb

KingTom:
Hahahahahaha excess Mb

Lol!

I'm serious na

LogoDWhiz:


Lol!

I'm serious na

You have to understand that the work is not as serious as it was then, an average of about 3 patients a day, compared to when I was a Corper, I handled close to 15 cases each day. Now unto Big Boy levelz, I dey delegate function to my boys in training

KingTom:
You have to understand that the work is not as serious as it was then, an average of about 3 patients a day, compared to when I was a Corper, I handled close to 15 cases each day. Now unto Big Boy levelz, I dey delegate function to my boys in training

Hmm. That's interesting!

Keep it up.

You stay within the hospital area or outside?

LogoDWhiz:


Hmm. That's interesting!

Keep it up.

You stay within the hospital area or outside?

25 minutes drive from the hospital

KingTom:
25 minutes drive from the hospital

Okay. Not bad.

Hope you've gotten yourself a wife.
U no fit see for NL

LogoDWhiz:


Lol. I promise not to laugh!

U're already laughing na.

Okays..lemme tell u *whispers*

Last week while we were about to share d grace after our morning devotion....some1 ran into the shop shouting *pls help me*

I opened one eye to look at the ghost wey enter...but alas! Lotta ERUIKU's (agent of death ) entered almost immediately with sharp nd dangerous objects including....Stones, cutlass nd big sticks..
Hehehe!...I bn don dey speak in tongues...If na u waiten u go do?

I ran under a table....but the table dey vex..he no hide me wella... I ran under a big bag...but na dat one bad pass....the bag no gree hide my a.ss..chai! Na dat day I know say big yansh no good.

Hmmm! As I no see where me go package my whole body...na so I kon comot...I faced one of the guys who came in...I said "Bross good morning"

Shuu! The guy no dey look uche face oo...his face strong pass akpu. He roared like a lion...He said "where's the guy who ran into this place?"

I was like...shuu! See waec question oo...
I replied him..."uncle...I didn't see any guy"

Sincerely...I saw d guy when he entered our toilet....but I didn't want to tell those guys....something (maybe na holy spirit) told me to pretend as if I don't know where the guy is.

The guy with bloodshot eyes like Jigsawkillah's ordered the remaining guys to check every department in our plaza...they checked the boutique which was upstairs...I followed them though....they might be thief..... Know naija guys na

My fellow prayer warriors don tear race...na only me remain for battle grand...lmao

Some of the girls said....they would tell those badt guys where the innocent boy is hiding...I warned them not to....I even threaten them with sack letter.....I don't blame them though ,they were afraid na

I was the only one inside the whole complex...I was staying close to the toilet so they won't enter....I locked the door firmly nd I removed the key....I WANTED TO SAVE THIS UNKNOWN GUY...WHO BEGGED EARNESTLY FOR HELP.

THOSE badt guys noticed a kinda fowl play.....so they threatened to beat the day light outta me...I was a lil bit afraid but I was unwilling to tell them what they wanted..

I called big mum....as I was about to talk....some of the guys shouted at me to end the call immediately...I ended it by giving mum a clue bout what was going on....
I know she would call back..so I silenced my phone...I stylishly picked the call.....I told her to inform police but later I told her not to inform them cos I didn't want the police to know where he his.

To cut the long story short, hmmm! those badt guys left but promised to come back with more guys.....but they didn't.

When I opened the toilet....lo nd behold! the guy in d toilet was some1 I know. Some1 who had offended me b4, some1 who set me up.....I was surprised!!

I acted according to a yoruba adage which says..."bí a ba n jà, kín sé bi tí tíka kukú" (even if we're fighting...it's not possible to kill or allow peeps to be killed.

I fought for him, I saved him from the death's mouth(actually, it was Although I was almost beaten but God saved me.

KingTom nd dre11 would've made a gr8 fun of me....

Dat was ao God saved me from the snares of the evil ones.


The end

LogoDWhiz:


Okay. Not bad.

Hope you've gotten yourself a wife.
U no fit see for NL

I am married na

lanicky:


U're already laughing na.

Okays..lemme tell u *whispers*

Last week while we were about to share d grace after our morning devotion....some1 ran into the shop shouting *pls help me*

I opened one eye to look at the ghost wey enter...but alas! Lotta ERUIKU's (agent of death ) entered almost immediately with sharp nd dangerous objects including....Stones, cutlass nd big sticks..
Hehehe!...I bn don dey speak in tongues...If na u waiten u go do?

I ran under a table....but the table dey vex..he no hide me wella... I ran under a big bag...but na dat one bad pass....the bag no gree hide my a.ss..chai! Na dat day I know say big yansh no good.

Hmmm! As I no see where me go package my whole body...na so I kon comot...I faced one of the guys who came in...I said "Bross good morning"

Shuu! The guy no dey look uche face oo...his face strong pass akpu. He roared like a lion...He said "where's the guy who ran into this place?"

I was like...shuu! See waec question oo...
I replied him..."uncle...I didn't see any guy"

Sincerely...I saw d guy when he entered our toilet....but I didn't want to tell those guys....something (maybe na holy spirit) told me to pretend as if I don't know where the guy is.

The guy with bloodshot eyes like Jigsawkillah's ordered the remaining guys to check every department in our plaza...they checked the boutique which was upstairs...I followed them though....they might be thief..... Know naija guys na

My fellow prayer warriors don tear race...na only me remain for battle grand...lmao

Some of the girls said....they would tell those badt guys where the innocent boy is hiding...I warned them not to....I even threaten them with sack letter.....I don't blame them though ,they were afraid na

I was the only one inside the whole complex...I was staying close to the toilet so they won't enter....I locked the door firmly nd I removed the key....I WANTED TO SAVE THIS UNKNOWN GUY...WHO BEGGED EARNESTLY FOR HELP.

THOSE badt guys noticed a kinda fowl play.....so they threatened to beat the day light outta me...I was a lil bit afraid but I was unwilling to tell them what they wanted..

I called big mum....as I was about to talk....some of the guys shouted at me to end the call immediately...I ended it by giving mum a clue bout what was going on....
I know she would call back..so I silenced my phone...I stylishly picked the call.....I told her to inform police but later I told her not to inform them cos I didn't want the police to know where he his.

To cut the long story short, hmmm! those badt guys left but promised to come back with more guys.....but they didn't.

When I opened the toilet....lo nd behold! the guy in d toilet was some1 I know. Some1 who had offended me b4, some1 who set me up.....I was surprised!!

I acted according to a yoruba adage which says..."bí a ba n jà, kín sé bi tí tíka kukú" (even if we're fighting...it's not possible to kill or allow peeps to be killed.

I fought for him, I saved him from the death's mouth(actually, it was Although I was almost beaten but God saved me.

KingTom nd dre11 would've made a gr8 fun of me....

Dat was ao God saved me from the snares of the evil ones.


The end

Hmm.
B like nollywood film.

God really helped u out!

How many were they? And how big is d boutique?

harlos:


Long time, how u dey?

I dey fine...u?

KingTom:
I am married na

La Lie, La Believe Not

Hian! See lie

LogoDWhiz:


La Lie, La Believe Not

Hian! See lie

Bros I am a married man

KingTom:
My Oko is covered with the blood of Jesus

Wetin be Oko? ...abeg! I'm still a learner oo

lanicky:


Wetin be Oko? ...abeg! I'm still a learner oo

Oko na Husband na, but Oko means dick

LogoDWhiz:



Hmm.
B like nollywood film.

God really helped u out!

How many were they? And how big is d boutique?

About 10 of 'em.

The plaza is sooooooo big...it has different department like....CHILDREN'S DEPARTMENT, BOUTIQUE (ADULT WARES ONLY) PROVISIONs & KITCHEN UTENSILS DEPARTMENT nd so on.

KingTom:
Bros I am a married man

I refuse to bliv


With the number of hours spent online. It isn't possible

KingTom:
Oko na Husband na, but Oko means dick

Faints!

lanicky:



About 10 of 'em.

The plaza is sooooooo big...it has different department like....CHILDREN'S DEPARTMENT, BOUTIQUE (ADULT WARES ONLY) PROVISIONs & KITCHEN UTENSILS DEPARTMENT nd so on.

Okay!
All is well!

Guess you're good now, and I've recovered from the shock

LogoDWhiz:


Chai!

Lanicky!!!

Yes!!

LogoDWhiz:


I refuse to bliv


With the number of hours spent online. It isn't possible

My wife is also on Nairaland

lanicky:



Faints!

*****Flogs her with broom*****

LogoDWhiz:


Okay!
All is well!

Guess you're good now, and I've recovered from the shock

Lol...yh, I've recovered from the shock.

Thanks..

KingTom:

*****Flogs her with broom*****

What kinda broom?!

lanicky:


Lol...yh, I've recovered from the shock.

Thanks..

Okay. Uwc!