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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Solowande(m): 11:46pm On Mar 30, 2015
Jega and his people should just announce APC
and PDP, other parties can check their result
on Linda Ikeji, Nairaland or even at INEC notice board and stop wasting our time, we are burning fuel and diesel to watch this result

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by cr7lomo: 11:47pm On Mar 30, 2015
Bunch of illiterates in the north voting an illiterate to rule us .... That y their leaders loot them silly and keep them uneducated so that they can control them like their cattle
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by yourmesprings(m): 11:47pm On Mar 30, 2015
AS OF RIGHT NOW: BUHARI IS NIGERIA'S NEXT PRESIDENT!









And this picture is when you're trying to change from transformation and somebody caught you!

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by DAIL(m): 11:47pm On Mar 30, 2015
negbenebor:
Seriously
grin grin grin grin
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by saasala(m): 11:47pm On Mar 30, 2015
efilefun:
you update that enugu result

Yess nau...you dey fear ni?
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by missionmex(m): 11:47pm On Mar 30, 2015
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saasala:
So far APC is leading with 8,520,436 votes while PDP has 6,488,210 votes.

BUHARI leading with 2,032,226
BIG LIE. U even lie pass lie mohammed
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Baltimore620(m): 11:48pm On Mar 30, 2015
GLORY BE TO THE AS NEW NIGERIA ARIVE
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by saasala(m): 11:48pm On Mar 30, 2015
missionmex:
[size=8pt][/size]BIG LIE. U even lie pass lie mohammed

Okay, you dey fear....if you no believe, carry calculator do am yourself
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by unbrandedcosy(m): 11:48pm On Mar 30, 2015
Franiey:
The results so far for the second stage

KWARA
APC - 302 146
PDP - 132 602

KADUNA - 23LGAs
APC - 1 127 760
PDP - 484 085

JIGAWA
APC - 885 988
PDP - 142 904

ANAMBRA - 21LGAs
APC - 17 926
PDP - 660 762

ABIA - 17LGAs
APC - 13 394
PDP - 368 303

KOGI
APC - 264 851
PDP - 149 987

KATSINA
APC - 1 345 441
PDP- 98 937

IMO 27LGAs
APC - 133 253
PDP - 559 185

PLATEAU 17LGAs
APC - 429 140
PDP - 549 615

AKWA IBOM 31LGAs
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

----- This State Is Still Being Reviewed Again As The Result Given Were Not The Same As The One Projected
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

APC TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 4 636 721
PDP TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 5 052 988
PDP IS LEADING WITH 416 267

So Far It Has Ended

It will continue tomorrow by 10:00AM
u don't know maths. Go bk again
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by fpeter(f): 11:50pm On Mar 30, 2015
Op na u wear the white singlet abi? I see your neighbours all around, e be like say na only you get TV for the neighbourhood. grin
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by bumtos(m): 11:51pm On Mar 30, 2015
saasala:
So far APC is leading with 8,520,436 votes while PDP has 6,488,210 votes.

BUHARI leading with 2,032,226

Correct your figures bros.
APC is leading by 8523436 while PDP is 6668334
That is to say, APC is leading by 1, 855, 102.
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Gloria3389(f): 11:51pm On Mar 30, 2015
Franiey:
The results so far for the second stage

KWARA
APC - 302 146
PDP - 132 602

KADUNA - 23LGAs
APC - 1 127 760
PDP - 484 085

JIGAWA
APC - 885 988
PDP - 142 904

ANAMBRA - 21LGAs
APC - 17 926
PDP - 660 762

ABIA - 17LGAs
APC - 13 394
PDP - 368 303

KOGI
APC - 264 851
PDP - 149 987

KATSINA
APC - 1 345 441
PDP- 98 937

IMO 27LGAs
APC - 133 253
PDP - 559 185

PLATEAU 17LGAs
APC - 429 140
PDP - 549 615

AKWA IBOM 31LGAs
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

----- This State Is Still Being Reviewed Again As The Result Given Were Not The Same As The One Projected
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

APC TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 4 636 721
PDP TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 5 052 988
PDP IS LEADING WITH 416 267

So Far It Has Ended

It will continue tomorrow by 10:00AM
Lol...Where did u see your own pdp leading.... apc is leading with over 2million votes...go recheck your calculations and figures

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by olaide721(m): 11:51pm On Mar 30, 2015
Franiey:
The results so far for the second stage

KWARA
APC - 302 146
PDP - 132 602

KADUNA - 23LGAs
APC - 1 127 760
PDP - 484 085

JIGAWA
APC - 885 988
PDP - 142 904

ANAMBRA - 21LGAs
APC - 17 926
PDP - 660 762

ABIA - 17LGAs
APC - 13 394
PDP - 368 303

KOGI
APC - 264 851
PDP - 149 987

KATSINA
APC - 1 345 441
PDP- 98 937

IMO 27LGAs
APC - 133 253
PDP - 559 185

PLATEAU 17LGAs
APC - 429 140
PDP - 549 615

AKWA IBOM 31LGAs
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

----- This State Is Still Being Reviewed Again As The Result Given Were Not The Same As The One Projected
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

APC TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 4 636 721
PDP TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 5 052 988
PDP IS LEADING WITH 416 267

So Far It Has Ended

It will continue tomorrow by 10:00AM
so by your own calculation PDP is leading hen? GOOD na so u dey take fail simple arithmetic go back and sum all together to correct ur post

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by fairygeh(f): 11:52pm On Mar 30, 2015
saasala:
So far APC is leading with 8,520,436 votes while PDP has 6,488,210 votes.

BUHARI leading with 2,032,226
And GEJ shall return it from Bayelsa,Rivers etc states
I still believe GEJ will win. With a small margin tho
BTW we all know kano's election was awesomely rigged even animals in kano and Katsina states voted

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Nobody: 11:52pm On Mar 30, 2015
U2ice:
Jega [je-ga] - verb 1. The act of building excitement and a sudden call for recess; see also; suspense
Usage: I'll Jega you.
i try small
GEJ2019

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by holyokoto(m): 11:52pm On Mar 30, 2015
Franiey:
The results so far for the second stage

KWARA
APC - 302 146
PDP - 132 602

KADUNA - 23LGAs
APC - 1 127 760
PDP - 484 085

JIGAWA
APC - 885 988
PDP - 142 904

ANAMBRA - 21LGAs
APC - 17 926
PDP - 660 762

ABIA - 17LGAs
APC - 13 394
PDP - 368 303

KOGI
APC - 264 851
PDP - 149 987

KATSINA
APC - 1 345 441
PDP- 98 937

IMO 27LGAs
APC - 133 253
PDP - 559 185

PLATEAU 17LGAs
APC - 429 140
PDP - 549 615

AKWA IBOM 31LGAs
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

----- This State Is Still Being Reviewed Again As The Result Given Were Not The Same As The One Projected
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

APC TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 4 636 721
PDP TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 5 052 988
PDP IS LEADING WITH 416 267

So Far It Has Ended

It will continue tomorrow by 10:00AM

Where is Kano?
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by efilefun(m): 11:52pm On Mar 30, 2015
saasala:


Yess nau...you dey fear ni?
fear khe, when GMB is leading with 2M+ and those ss and se states remaining cant beat what will come out from the remaining northern states talkless of the deficit
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by dotcomnamename: 11:52pm On Mar 30, 2015
fairygeh:
And GEJ shall return it from Bayelsa,Rivers etc states
I still believe GEJ will win. With a small margin tho
BTW we all know kano's election was awesomely rigged even animals in kano and Katsina states voted


In your dream?

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Gloria3389(f): 11:52pm On Mar 30, 2015
bumtos:


Correct your figures bros.
APC is leading by 8523436 while PDP is 6668334
That is to say, APC is leading by 1, 855, 102.
are u sure u have the whole figures... u should be the one correcting your figures
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by meccuno: 11:52pm On Mar 30, 2015
negbenebor:
Seriously
LOL!!
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Nobody: 11:53pm On Mar 30, 2015
And my dad is obsessed with 25% calculation.

Goodluck to buhari and buhari to Goodluck.
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by IYANGBALI: 11:53pm On Mar 30, 2015
Creamz:
Buhari still leading with about 2 million votes from my calculations. I guess when states like Niger, Zamfara, Bornu, Bauchi, Lagos, Kebbi, Sokoto, Yobe and Adamawa adds up to the list he should be winning comfortably. CHANGE is here and it can't be stopped. The people's general should start preparing his acceptance speech now.
I am already writing it
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by bettercreature(m): 11:54pm On Mar 30, 2015
I am even having chest pains,this Jega no go kill person
you guys should remember jonathan is still coming with 1.5million from Rivers and probably another rigged 1.4million from Delta and i am sure buhari wont have up to 200k in both states,
Just getting panic and panic and panic
GEJ is bad but people are voting for their tribe they dont want to know if someone is bad
this country tire me self
Sai buhari

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by nijanigga: 11:54pm On Mar 30, 2015
That's a joke,simple arithmetic doesn't make anybody Mathematician.
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by olasoji1: 11:55pm On Mar 30, 2015
Election update: Presidential election results so far - APC now leading

Read more here ===>>http://www.abisoj.com/2015/03/election-update-presidential-election_50.html

Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by efilefun(m): 11:55pm On Mar 30, 2015
there was increment in the vote from ENUGU state after the break
bumtos:


Correct your figures bros.
APC is leading by 8523436 while PDP is 6668334
That is to say, APC is leading by 1, 855, 102.

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