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Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by pinkycute(f): 8:24pm On Apr 04, 2015
You think so ?


missbehave247:
Men are wiser now
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by Emodeee: 8:25pm On Apr 04, 2015
"i am a virgin"
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by danielmichael(m): 8:27pm On Apr 04, 2015
I jus reconciled wid ma babe jst yesterday

Now dis same dude will kall her in ma own presence for mre than 5 times and she will b telling me nothing much thay we re friends.
Ok if yu guys re frends,why shud he folow yu up mre than necessary..

God punish all feminine,excluding ma mum..idi0ts
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by eschewevil91(f): 8:28pm On Apr 04, 2015
op, y would u ask questions you know the answers to?u actually arevencouraging her to lie. itsnt ur biz too. ! just know ur limits and mind ur biz if u do not wantobb told lies. if ur being with her is dependent on age,last tym she had sex,and all d rubbish questions ,d3n u're not worth being with. learn to be rational
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by missbehave247(m): 8:29pm On Apr 04, 2015
My opinion duo
pinkycute:
You think so ?


hope u happy now
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by watchindelta(m): 8:29pm On Apr 04, 2015
Chai girls always get 6 backup as boifriends since0000AD tongue tongue
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by Capitano1(m): 8:30pm On Apr 04, 2015
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Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by Nobody: 8:30pm On Apr 04, 2015
@ bolded, come again ?? unless u're in an open relationship with her, no girl u're in a committed relationship will tell u that

Enegod:
8. I don't date guys for their money.
9. Size does not matter undecided
10. I dont care if you date anyone else undecided
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by ToyinDipo(m): 8:31pm On Apr 04, 2015
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“But sir, why don’t you bury her in the Holy Land and save the
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Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by Nobody: 8:32pm On Apr 04, 2015
RickRichards:


I was all over almostFamous?! Why would you even think that?



Lol...we all saw it. I can remember well. Lemme check her posts and I'm sure I'll see numerous posts where u mentioned her.
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by Tashaamania(f): 8:33pm On Apr 04, 2015
aflyingbird:
@ bolded, come again ?? unless u're in an open relationship with her, no girl u're in a committed relationship will tell u that
spot on!

Enegod, you are totally wrong except its an open relationship just as she said

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Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by danbrowndmf(m): 8:33pm On Apr 04, 2015
Kachisbarbie:


lols.
Approximately 24, by my next birthday I would be 24. tongue
Madam Y u go say You Be 24 na.sad?
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by Nobody: 8:35pm On Apr 04, 2015
Lol very few ladies can be honest apropos their bodycount— that is, number of sexual partners they have had in the past.

If you eventually ask anyway, her true bodycount should hover around twice whatever she tells you minus 1.

If a lady tells you she's been with only three guys, by my theory, she's been with atleast 5 guys lol. (3x2 - 1) Don't ask me how I came up with this.

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Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by Nobody: 8:40pm On Apr 04, 2015
ahsekeena:




Lol...we all saw it. I can remember well. Lemme check her posts and I'm sure I'll see numerous posts where u mentioned her.
shocked Scary. So you were stalking us? Hope there are no accomplices?
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by Nobody: 8:43pm On Apr 04, 2015
RickRichards:

shocked Scary. So you were stalking us? Hope there are no accomplices?
stalk u? Lol


U were practically stalking her,and I saw it all. Why did she deactivate?
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by liquidmetall: 8:43pm On Apr 04, 2015
Kachisbarbie:


lols.
Approximately 24, by my next birthday I would be 24. tongue








24 wink

And you give advice to people that are married

As in people that r with 5yrs experience in marriage

Can u smell what am cooking??
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by chmod777: 8:45pm On Apr 04, 2015
Accept Lorship of Jesus and yield your body to him.
lalasticlala:


Source: http://www.360nobs.com/2015/04/the-7-best-lies-women-tell-in-relationships/

Disclaimer: I'm not the writer of this article

But the writer couldn't have been wrong with all these assertions.
But a man asking a babe about the last point, shouldn't expect an honest answer.. How could a lady that has been with over 7 guys tell you the truth, she would either say you are the 2nd or the 3rd...


So do you agree with the writer?


I'm expecting a counter thread from the ladies, a well articulated counter thread. Lol
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by Nobody: 8:46pm On Apr 04, 2015
ahsekeena:
stalk u? Lol


U were practically stalking her,and I saw it all. Why did she deactivate?
shocked I'm the stalker now? I think not. Just a couple of mentions here and there. Not sure, but I think she got into a fight with some holier-than-thous'...hehe
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by Incredibledjay(m): 8:48pm On Apr 04, 2015
Sum galz na lie b dier middle name, sum na him b dier surname. Names like Nkiruka Lie Okoro and Iro Oluwatosin Sarah. Dem no go kil us.

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Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by begwong: 8:49pm On Apr 04, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
I don't lie about my age.
Very proud of my age and how far I have come. grin

Why shall I lie?
Why should he even ask gaan?

Instead of lying, I have a habit of saying "that's classified" or jokingly ask "e concern youuu?"
Errhm,how old are u nne?
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by Enegod(m): 8:50pm On Apr 04, 2015
Tashaamania:

spot on!

Enegod, you are totally wrong except its an open relationship just as she said

aflyingbird:
@ bolded, come again ?? unless u're in an open relationship with her, no girl u're in a committed relationship will tell u that

When a girl is madly and hopelessly inlove with a guy, she'll say anything to get the guy if she is the one that is doing the toasting.. Trust me, I'm talking from experience undecided
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by sonnel: 8:53pm On Apr 04, 2015
Ladies will continue to lie to guys dat dey were raped wen asked they got disflowered. Dat line is as old as sai baba,dey sud try anoda line abeg.
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by Rajjah(f): 8:57pm On Apr 04, 2015
Oh no. My guy visits here often n i kno he wil b intetestd in readin dis. Well evry gal is guilty of atleast one of those above.
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by Nobody: 8:59pm On Apr 04, 2015
liquidmetall:









24 wink

And you give advice to people that are married

As in people that r with 5yrs experience in marriage

Can u smell what am cooking??

No.
I can't smell it.

Who are the people with 5yrs experience that I advised mbok?

BTW, some of us have the gift of giving advice.

Some of us also got married very-very early in life.

It's not 'bout how long but how well.


danbrowndmf:
Madam Y u go say You Be 24 na.sad?

hahaha
Shey you senior me? tongue

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Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by Tashaamania(f): 9:02pm On Apr 04, 2015
You're talking from experience, I'll take that as 1 out of 100 then..
Look, any girl that tells you you're free to date someone else when you two are in a relationship isn't serious with the relationship..
Enegod:


When a girl is madly and hopelessly inlove with a guy, she'll say anything to get the guy if she is the one that is doing the toasting.. Trust me, I'm talking from experience undecided

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Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by Nobody: 9:02pm On Apr 04, 2015
RickRichards:

shocked I'm the stalker now? I think not. Just a couple of mentions here and there. Not sure, but I think she got into a fight with some holier-than-thous'...hehe
Oh ok...if u say so
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by Kingsasian(m): 9:07pm On Apr 04, 2015
These reminds me of my exs.....great liars.
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by Nobody: 9:08pm On Apr 04, 2015
I'm turning 23 this August, oya....guys kill yourselves and start running after nineteen year olds, mstcheww

The guys on this thread are condemners of women. Even if they see a woman that is saying the truth they won't believe her because they've painted all women blank. Can't kill myself trying to say 'don't generalize' . Have fun with your mindsets undecided

I love kachisbarbie. No ho........no that's, no lez
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by Nobody: 9:10pm On Apr 04, 2015
eschewevil91:
op, y would u ask questions you know the answers to?u actually arevencouraging her to lie. itsnt ur biz too. ! just know ur limits and mind ur biz if u do not wantobb told lies. if ur being with her is dependent on age,last tym she had sex,and all d rubbish questions ,d3n u're not worth being with. learn to be rational

Maybe age doesn't count in an amorous relationship with the opposite sex, but you definitely have to know what it is you are getting into.
In a serious relationship, those things are matters of concern. There is no minding your business— Your business becomes our business, except if ofcourse, beknownst to both parties, they are only out to pass time with each other ephemerally.

Just thought it right to put things to perspective. Nobody wants to marry an overly coquettish gynohumanoid, a.k.a public toilet.
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by Nobody: 9:12pm On Apr 04, 2015
mirexxx:
why would i lie about my age??
dem dey use age collect money for bank
some girls do it sha undecided
hmmmm...u picked age to defend. that means I lie about the others tongue
Re: The 7 Most Common Lies Women Tell In Relationships by mirexxx(f): 9:14pm On Apr 04, 2015
Prixus:

hmmmm...u picked age to defend. that means I lie about the others tongue
lol
well i'll have to check again to see the ones i lie about!

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