sniper77:
Naija babes using mathematical models to deceive guys.It has never happened to me but a friend got more than what he bargained for once.
My guy no dey let me rest cos of the babe matter.He met her on a dating website and dia matter come pure so tey na plans on how to see each other remain.The truth is they never uploaded their pictures on the dating website and never exchanged pictures via mail.This was based on mutual agreement between both parties on an assumption that they were a match and destined for each other.I try advise my friend make in brain cells work and ask for the babe address make I go confirm wetin her set up look like.The matter tire me as my friend say im don love up and nothing can separate him from the babe.My good friend fixed a date and I tagged along as a loyal friend to meet his wife to be.The truth is we travelled from our state of residence to another state to see the babe.The reception we got was wonderful.I was my friend's GPS on this trip because I grew up in the state where the babe resides and we were received by huge dogs that got calmed by the younger sister of my guy's babe.I was impressed when I saw the sister of our bride to be cos she got all the physical attributes a man needed in a woman in terms of height,body shape wey be like coke bottle, the Manchester well positioned and her bakassi peninsula above ground level.We got entertained and waited for our bride.The moment she came out from her room the chilled coke flowing into my system changed to a hot burning liquid.I gently placed the bottle on the table and started pleading the blood of Jesus within me.She smiled and walked towards me for a hug calling my friend's name and I quickly directed her to my friend the knight in shining armour.My guy was forced to hug her and smile with so much effort.I had to control myself from rolling on the floor and laughing like a crazy fellow.The bride to be had similarities with owo otori and toromagbe in the epic Yoruba film "ARELU".The babe was so happy to see my friend and was in the mood to chat for the whole day while my friend responded like a zombie.I had to act fast after an hour as I asked to be excused that we have to see a relative and we will be back soon.She hugged my friend endlessly as if her husband was travelling to the UK for years.While we waited for a bike I could see the pains on my guy's face and I decided to leave with the first bike to give him time to say a proper goodbye.Alas my friend jumped on the same bike and told the bike rider to please ride as fast as possible as his sole mission was to escape.I still taunt him so much about the episode of him falling in love with an egbere.

#lwkmd bro... Jez can't stop laughing | buh y d hell did yu went to her home in the first place

sniper77:
Naija babes using mathematical models to deceive guys.It has never happened to me but a friend got more than what he bargained for once.
My guy no dey let me rest cos of the babe matter.He met her on a dating website and dia matter come pure so tey na plans on how to see each other remain.The truth is they never uploaded their pictures on the dating website and never exchanged pictures via mail.This was based on mutual agreement between both parties on an assumption that they were a match and destined for each other.I try advise my friend make in brain cells work and ask for the babe address make I go confirm wetin her set up look like.The matter tire me as my friend say im don love up and nothing can separate him from the babe.My good friend fixed a date and I tagged along as a loyal friend to meet his wife to be.The truth is we travelled from our state of residence to another state to see the babe.The reception we got was wonderful.I was my friend's GPS on this trip because I grew up in the state where the babe resides and we were received by huge dogs that got calmed by the younger sister of my guy's babe.I was impressed when I saw the sister of our bride to be cos she got all the physical attributes a man needed in a woman in terms of height,body shape wey be like coke bottle, the Manchester well positioned and her bakassi peninsula above ground level.We got entertained and waited for our bride.The moment she came out from her room the chilled coke flowing into my system changed to a hot burning liquid.I gently placed the bottle on the table and started pleading the blood of Jesus within me.She smiled and walked towards me for a hug calling my friend's name and I quickly directed her to my friend the knight in shining armour.My guy was forced to hug her and smile with so much effort.I had to control myself from rolling on the floor and laughing like a crazy fellow.The bride to be had similarities with owo otori and toromagbe in the epic Yoruba film "ARELU".The babe was so happy to see my friend and was in the mood to chat for the whole day while my friend responded like a zombie.I had to act fast after an hour as I asked to be excused that we have to see a relative and we will be back soon.She hugged my friend endlessly as if her husband was travelling to the UK for years.While we waited for a bike I could see the pains on my guy's face and I decided to leave with the first bike to give him time to say a proper goodbye.Alas my friend jumped on the same bike and told the bike rider to please ride as fast as possible as his sole mission was to escape.I still taunt him so much about the episode of him falling in love with an egbere.

#lwkmd bro... Jez can't stop laughing | buh y d hell did yu went to her home in the first place

midasbliss:
Lol,
The Fact I Didnt Boda He's A Photographer, Was My Mistake.
Looks 24 Nd So Cute On Fb
Bt
Looked Like A 38 Yr Old Chain Smoker In Life.
I Couldnt Help But Confess How Much Older He Looked In Person.
I'd Always Tell People, Itz Just A Pix, D Person Behind It May Be Totally Dif!

but this your pic ehen, e get as e be

francizy:


If that is you on your DP, then I must confess that you are beautiful..

Whoever said only fair girls are pretty should check you and Softysparky out!

tomorrow now You'll come and tell us about how twaci deceived you smh

butanep:
How wish you are not a dark skinned beautiful lady with amazing bright eyes as your dp reveals... I would have attacked you...

Beautiful dark skinned lady re hard to find... you are in the class but...

but?

Charliiee:
Lool, u look good

thankss

hablink:

Omo ita ni eleyi hoo

what do u mean?

Hahahhahaha can't stop laughing I could remember my sch days I av a flat mate a guy a very sharp mouthed sumone, he can abuse u till u faint. It was during this 2go stuff he added many girls he bleeped them but there is a particular babe that he is so interested in hmmmmmm he has been fantasising on how he go bleep d girl hard onto say d babe na nursing student say them be baddo wen it comes to bleeping so he fixed a wkend for d babe to come to our side, he babe has a very sweet voice chai me sef trip for d babe so on d day she is to come she came toward 7pm we d ladies re preparing to go for a bash eve lata I decide not to go to d party so I stayed back this my flat mate has been taking agbo jedi, ale etc. because of this babe this is a guy that even if he is dying he won't take any agbo o Hmmmmm wen this babe eventually came oh gawd this babe has a terrible tribal mark, asin this one from d middle of d head down like 12 tribal marks on her face it was wen he brought d babe home he saw d tribal he was sooo disappointed because he couldn't bail out, I just encouraged him to let d babe sleep o because he wan dey give d babe tfare to go back that nite, d next morning he woke up very early he came to my room nd told me that abeg help me out how will I discharge this babe b4 d oda housemates return I just told him to chill so one of his fnd now pretend to be his dad has to. Lie that is bro is very sick that he should be going to ago from ijebu ode upon that d babe still wan stay she tell d guy say dear let's go together u know am a nurse @least I can help out with one tin or d oda my flatmate just said dnt. Worry go home wen I come back I will give u a call. Immediately d babe took a bike our oda flatmates just came back I was soo relived thou I made jest of him till today. We call him inschool then "kunle oro"

Hahahhahaha can't stop laughing I could remember my sch days I av a flat mate a guy a very sharp mouthed sumone, he can abuse u till u faint. It was during this 2go stuff he added many girls he bleeped them but there is a particular babe that he is so interested in hmmmmmm he has been fantasising on how he go bleep d girl hard onto say d babe na nursing student say them be baddo wen it comes to bleeping so he fixed a wkend for d babe to come to our side, he babe has a very sweet voice chai me sef trip for d babe so on d day she is to come she came toward 7pm we d ladies re preparing to go for a bash eve lata I decide not to go to d party so I stayed back this my flat mate has been taking agbo jedi, ale etc. because of this babe this is a guy that even if he is dying he won't take any agbo o Hmmmmm wen this babe eventually came oh gawd this babe has a terrible tribal mark, asin this one from d middle of d head down like 12 tribal marks on her face it was wen he brought d babe home he saw d tribal he was sooo disappointed because he couldn't bail out, I just encouraged him to let d babe sleep o because he wan dey give d babe tfare to go back that nite, d next morning he woke up very early he came to my room nd told me that abeg help me out how will I discharge this babe b4 d oda housemates return I just told him to chill so one of his fnd now pretend to be his dad has to. Lie that is bro is very sick that he should be going to ago from ijebu ode upon that d babe still wan stay she tell d guy say dear let's go together u know am a nurse @least I can help out with one tin or d oda my flatmate just said dnt. Worry go home wen I come back I will give u a call. Immediately d babe took a bike our oda flatmates just came back I was soo relived thou I made jest of him till today. We call him in school then "kunle oro"

tosyne2much:
Hahaha Meaning if a chicken wears a skirt, you no go still look Uche face ?

No be like dat nah, bros

omortoyosi01:
#lwkmd bro... Jez can't stop laughing | buh y d hell did yu went to her home in the first place

I had to accompany my friend to see his princess for two reasons.The major reason was to see what the girl looked like cos my friend was madly in love and I needed to see the angel that reconfigured his memory.

The second reason was because we travelled from Lagos to see the babe at her base and I happen to know my way around the state by virtue of the fact that I resided there at some point and my friend didn't know his way around.

lordthree:

tomorrow now You'll come and tell us about how twaci deceived you smh

Heheheheh, I don't roll with ladies that use fake, false or photoshopped pics as DP.. If you had noticed my initial post on this thread, I said I was impressed with the lady I met because she was prettier in real life than her DP.

prettythicksme:
what do u mean?

U na street person hoo, as U take lash the guy ehn Devil itself dey 'smh'

hablink:

U na street person hoo, as U take lash the guy ehn Devil itself dey 'smh'

D guy think he can just talk to me anyhow

omortoyosi01:
bro yu sabi lie ooo.... How mad girl go dey chat

Me sef surprise o!

njuwo:
Me sef surprise o!

Ikan bee! Things dey happen
All the same, yeye dey smell.

hablink:

Ikan bee! Things dey happen
All the same, yeye dey smell.

Yeye dey smell for here? Which kind yeye? Nafdac approved one?

DeKasablanca:

but?

I don't know if you are tall... Most dark-skinned ladies are tall and I love them tall....

lordthree:

but this your pic ehen, e get as e be

Hain! Lol,
If I Add Filter Nd Edit Am Nw, U No Go Know Me Again.
atleast if u see me, u fit recognise me

butanep:
I don't know if you are tall... Most dark-skinned ladies are tall and I love them tall....

yh. I am

Orijin101:
[b] whenever i see topics like this, i alwayz swear for Natalie

It all happened last year, i collected this beautiful lady's BBM pin from one of my padi, we started started chattin then we so much had interest in eachother up to the stage that a day without chattin with her, i will feel incomplete, Natalie started ASKING ME OUT without seeing eachother I will alwayz tell her to calm down that we shouldn't rush into things but thank God that I'm not ladies freak, i told her we can't date not until we relate with eachother physically for sometimes before we start the main dating game. . .

That faithful day, i decided to visit Natalie at home around CMS, i branched Eko5 all because of her, bought her some snacks and proceeded with my journey.

Finally, i got to Natalie's hood, gave her a call to come and pick me up, 12mins later a lady came to me, she recognized me coz my DPs are alwayz orijinal and i asked her if Natalie sent her to come and pick me up but to my greatest surprise, she told me she was Natalie, tears nearly rolled down from my eyes and the awkward look i gave her sef, Itz so obvious that she knew i wasn't interested in her, i 1st took 1 meat pie and ice from the stuff i bought for her and gave her the rest then i told her she is free to go, she asked me if I'm not following her to her home again but i told her that I still have an appointment at the ielts office at ikoyi. . . I swear to drunk! that was the day i knew the advantage of photo-editors and make-ups coz that babe is WONDERFULLY UGLY!!!!!

cc: tosyne2much [/b]

. Lolzzzz....dariz God

njuwo:
Not even deceived sef, i was scammed. I came across this lady, an angel, you know we have two kinds of angels, light angel and darkness angel. My mind told me she is a light angel cause her profile picture was that of a light angel. So i added her and we got talking. Foolish me, thinking that i had met my missing rib. I had pictured myself getting married to her and chopping the rest of my life with her. But one day as i was trekking back home from work and passing a dustbin road, i saw a mad girl in the dustbin playing. It was her. I was shocked and didn't know the time i approached her and said, You look like someone i know, have we met before? Yes! She replied. You are my facebook friend.

...hummm...

DeKasablanca:

yh. I am

With this quality you possess, I think you caught my fancy... You possess the keys features I admire in a lady...Can we talk privately?

butanep:
With this quality you possess, I think you caught my fancy... You possess the keys features I admire in a lady...Can we talk privately?

Ooshey... Mr key admirer.
A mo iru yin, eyin ni a shey thread (owu) yi fun...




*TroubleFinder

njuwo:
Yeye dey smell for here? Which kind yeye? Nafdac approved one?

Isis approve am

prettythicksme:
pls and pls stop d mention okay,i dont give a Bleep concerning ur compliment all i want is Bleep off my mention!!

wow prettythicksme you are soo gorgeous and your eyes are so charming like that of the angels and you are the epitome of beauty don't mind the guy dear. you are awesomely sweet honey.believe me .

















come on girl hold your horses, he is not lying at all. you are not beautiful, on a scale of 1-10 you are a 3 fücksh!t your a 2 really, your physique is not appealing in any way, don't get mad OK. unless you want me to lie again like I did up ^^^ there. truth is bitter, add some sugar to it honey. u girls just hate the truth.

butanep:
With this quality you possess, I think you caught my fancy... You possess the keys features I admire in a lady...Can we talk privately?

No p

icedbeatz:



wow prettythicksme you are soo gorgeous and your eyes are so charming like that of the angels and you are the epitome of beauty don't mind the guy dear. you are awesomely sweet honey.believe me .

















come on girl hold your horses, he is not lying at all. you are not beautiful, on a scale of 1-10 you are a 3 fücksh!t your a 2 really, your physique is not appealing in any way, don't get mad OK. unless you want me to lie again like I did up ^^^ there. truth is bitter, add some sugar to it honey. u girls just hate the truth.

And tell me what do u benefit from this??what u wrote up there doesnt move me a bit!!so Bleep off my mention and stop behaving like fool!!!

prettythicksme:
And tell me what do u benefit from this??what u wrote up there doesnt move me a bit!!so Bleep off my mention and stop behaving like fool!!!

my dear why are you mad? I didn't type it to move you my dear OK but it seems like you are hurt a Lil, well I would have loved to apologize but you're a 2, a worgly 2 by the way *winks* don't throw tantrums.

icedbeatz:


my dear why are you mad? I didn't type it to move you my dear OK but it seems like you are hurt a Lil, well I would have loved to apologize but you're a 2, a worgly 2 by the way *winks* don't throw tantrums.

Go and dieee jorr if u dont like me,i send u?? #i dont gv a dammm!!no address me as dear if u no want thunder fire ur eyes!!

prettythicksme:
Go and dieee jorr if u dont like me,i send u?? #i dont gv a dammm!!no address me as dear if u no want thunder fire ur eyes!!

lol Hahahahahaha, you need to develop some thick skin my dear. rotflmao, it's been a while i bugged someone like this. I never typed that I don't like you. have a splendid night dear.

Harinholar:
...hummm...

Why?