Orijin101:
[b] whenever i see topics like this, i alwayz swear for Natalie

It all happened last year, i collected this beautiful lady's BBM pin from one of my padi, we started started chattin then we so much had interest in eachother up to the stage that a day without chattin with her, i will feel incomplete, Natalie started ASKING ME OUT without seeing eachother I will alwayz tell her to calm down that we shouldn't rush into things but thank God that I'm not ladies freak, i told her we can't date not until we relate with eachother physically for sometimes before we start the main dating game. . .

That faithful day, i decided to visit Natalie at home around CMS, i branched Eko5 all because of her, bought her some snacks and proceeded with my journey.

Finally, i got to Natalie's hood, gave her a call to come and pick me up, 12mins later a lady came to me, she recognized me coz my DPs are alwayz orijinal and i asked her if Natalie sent her to come and pick me up but to my greatest surprise, she told me she was Natalie, tears nearly rolled down from my eyes and the awkward look i gave her sef, Itz so obvious that she knew i wasn't interested in her, i 1st took 1 meat pie and ice from the stuff i bought for her and gave her the rest then i told her she is free to go, she asked me if I'm not following her to her home again but i told her that I still have an appointment at the ielts office at ikoyi. . . I swear to drunk! that was the day i knew the advantage of photo-editors and make-ups coz that babe is WONDERFULLY UGLY!!!!!

cc: tosyne2much [/b]

prettythicksme:
pls what is ur problem with my pics,did i force u to mention me or y are u dumb like this#abeg park well jor,u dey mad?so u mean dirt go dey my nose and i go take pinshure are u high on goat poo?guy dont try shit with me shey i no ur papa ni or i tell u say i dey look for bf?#u don mad bf ugly beast!!

tosyne2much:
[i] Hahahaha lwkmd

That awkward moment when a lady wants to turn a dude into a maga but she ends up loving up /i]

modskiller:
It happened to me like 3 occasions, trust me it's a horrible experience. The first time, I got this girls BB pin from a younger female friend and she looks so cute and all. And as a bad sharp shooter I complement her so tey she don fall like the bobby of an eight child nursing mother. And I dey always complement her booby too cos the camera is always making her booby so big. We got along so well that she could not do without the boy. (My mistake) the biggest mistake I made was not collecting her phone number to hear her voice. Then on this particular day I told her I was traveling and I we may not be able to meet as we've previously planned. Lo and behold she sent me a voice note saying "I love you". Oh boy I was with my younger bro when I played the voice note with the thickness of the voice, my younger bro was like "Ta Lo Ni The Hulk". Meaning, who get the hulk! The voice is so fucking thick. I didn't back out we later met and that was where I realized that she's always been taking pictures from under her belly/bobby angle, she has nothing we can call a mammary gland. I ran...

tope24:



This got my ribs aching. Natalie God go punish you ooo, as you use picture lie for my brother.

amsoslim:
On getting back to my room I met her half naked with her top still on and a pink pant around her coca cola shaped waist,at first I wasn't moved neither did I feel anything,instead I just walked staight to the bed and laid down

Bros, your story just can't end like this na

tosyne2much:
Bros, your story just can't end like this na

amsoslim:
nah didn't end dre,updated some past bfr I went to bed. Go tru d remaining of d updates u will see d continuation. 10x fr takin tym 2 read my ugly ordeal

Alright thank boss.. I have read it

seunoni34:
Lol I was so surprised to read some of your experiences, I thought I was the only one though. I have had my own share of these deceitful dp's and ever since then I no longer fall for online pictures except I know you in person.
The challenging truth is the real pretty ladies all have a life out there, they get more than enough attention from men. They don't usually have time for online stuff, even if they do, they're usually not as frequently online as the normal average looking girl. You notice some often ignore chats, pings or reply late it's as a result of the too much attention they're getting from people who've seen their beauty in person. In the other world, the average looking girl in her hunger and thirst for unending attention (as her beautiful counterpart) resort to the Internet to create an imaginary impression of herself I.e using filters in photos and forming an attractive personality etc

So if you want a real queen, meet them in the real world. Less than one third of these fine dp's online are far from what some really look like in real time.

Wooooooow !!!

Nice one broda

Otsealu1:
Back then in school lived a Rons babe who is so urgly but uses other beautiful girls pics on profile and get invited by guys. What I don't know is how they feel after meeting her.

amsoslim:
pls translate I don't undastand yoruba. Na my ordeal b dat ooo in d hands of a woowoo gal.more update cumin

francizy:


If that is you on your DP, then I must confess that you are beautiful..

Whoever said only fair girls are pretty should check you and Softysparky out!

Twaci:
Thanks hon!

KingTom:
U bin no sabi before?

stephenqueen:

Eyah! I don forget say u winch

Horllamideh:

translating dat is sumhow but d meaning is close to "witches in your village has finally gotten your password"

divAnnie:
I have been deceived by a guy's profile picture, guys do it 2. I knew him on 2go and he hpnd 2 be in d schl I was applying for, he helped me with info and stuffs lyk dat. His dp was nice. During my post ume, I decided 2 meet him and thank him. I jst saw one guy with spaces in btwn every tooth, his tongue could fit through each gap. He was sweating everywhere and worse of all, he started showing me off 2 his friends as his girlfriend. I jst thanked him and freed him

Owliver:
sorry

francizy:


Welcome

njuwo:
Not even deceived sef, i was scammed. I came across this lady, an angel, you know we have two kinds of angels, light angel and darkness angel. My mind told me she is a light angel cause her profile picture was that of a light angel. So i added her and we got talking. Foolish me, thinking that i had met my missing rib. I had pictured myself getting married to her and chopping the rest of my life with her. But one day as i was trekking back home from work and passing a dustbin road, i saw a mad girl in the dustbin playing. It was her. I was shocked and didn't know the time i approached her and said, You look like someone i know, have we met before? Yes! She replied. You are my facebook friend.

softysparky:

Make I just dey look you and twaci.....

EcoTerror:
dat u re not beautiful, na crime.

You like quarrel pass fight

Park Well Abeg

prettythicksme:
seriously if i try to date him na him money i want not love but i dont love because of money.After some few months i met my husband on fb and when we saw each other we like what we both see.now we ar married and blessed with a kid #sweet love tho