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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by IkennaN1(m): 10:41pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
omo no b small no only u oooo |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Chazzyboy: 10:42pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
OohMpa:oh mpa am vely soly o 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Lindajohn(f): 10:42pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
una own small self, my own is too heavy dat i can't even said am finish, .if i remember am, i dey feels like killing myself than comiting sucide |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Omotayor123(f): 10:44pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
tosyne2much:Lol. tosyne2much:Lol. |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 10:47pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Orijin101: **sighs** |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 10:51pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
justjify:seriously if i try to date him na him money i want not love but i dont love because of money.After some few months i met my husband on fb and when we saw each other we like what we both see.now we ar married and blessed with a kid #sweet love tho 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 10:54pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
OohMpa: hahahahaha.. u very funny rotfl lwkm #YOLO |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by anigbajumo(m): 10:59pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
totoakins:chai,wen my babe told me she Lov me coz of my tribal mark so na vise versa here........ |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by manalone2(m): 11:00pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Mine ain't dat different but a little different.. we met on FB and ''fell inlove'' back in my uni days. she decided to visit me from her school...imagine traveling from Edo to Abia? I was well prepared for her and made Sure my babes in Sch weren't available. it was a long journey and I was supposed to wait for her @ the park but my naughty friends decided to get me high before her arrival....I slept off due to highness forgetting my package! I mistakenly woke up, looked @ my phone n saw 22 missed calls from chick. I screamed n called her immediately only to realize she's already spent over an hour @ the park! couldn't go to pick her again because it was late...had to direct her on how to get to me. she finally arrived, believing she's stressed out I couldn't notice her looks. we had a nice time on and off bed...she was impressive anyways. I woke up to see man-like chick....u can't believe she's more masculine than I am! in summary, she stayed shorter than we planned cos I was really making her uncomfortable with my attitude... well she deceived me... making me believe I was inlove. and I so stressed her.... paying her back for that 4 Likes |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 11:01pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by sinaj(f): 11:03pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Orijin101: ROTL. diz ya story rily got me laffin |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by sniper77(m): 11:03pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Naija babes using mathematical models to deceive guys.It has never happened to me but a friend got more than what he bargained for once. My guy no dey let me rest cos of the babe matter.He met her on a dating website and dia matter come pure so tey na plans on how to see each other remain.The truth is they never uploaded their pictures on the dating website and never exchanged pictures via mail.This was based on mutual agreement between both parties on an assumption that they were a match and destined for each other.I try advise my friend make in brain cells work and ask for the babe address make I go confirm wetin her set up look like.The matter tire me as my friend say im don love up and nothing can separate him from the babe.My good friend fixed a date and I tagged along as a loyal friend to meet his wife to be.The truth is we travelled from our state of residence to another state to see the babe.The reception we got was wonderful.I was my friend's GPS on this trip because I grew up in the state where the babe resides and we were received by huge dogs that got calmed by the younger sister of my guy's babe.I was impressed when I saw the sister of our bride to be cos she got all the physical attributes a man needed in a woman in terms of height,body shape wey be like coke bottle, the Manchester well positioned and her bakassi peninsula above ground level.We got entertained and waited for our bride.The moment she came out from her room the chilled coke flowing into my system changed to a hot burning liquid.I gently placed the bottle on the table and started pleading the blood of Jesus within me.She smiled and walked towards me for a hug calling my friend's name and I quickly directed her to my friend the knight in shining armour.My guy was forced to hug her and smile with so much effort.I had to control myself from rolling on the floor and laughing like a crazy fellow.The bride to be had similarities with owo otori and toromagbe in the epic Yoruba film "ARELU".The babe was so happy to see my friend and was in the mood to chat for the whole day while my friend responded like a zombie.I had to act fast after an hour as I asked to be excused that we have to see a relative and we will be back soon.She hugged my friend endlessly as if her husband was travelling to the UK for years.While we waited for a bike I could see the pains on my guy's face and I decided to leave with the first bike to give him time to say a proper goodbye.Alas my friend jumped on the same bike and told the bike rider to please ride as fast as possible as his sole mission was to escape.I still taunt him so much about the episode of him falling in love with an egbere. 28 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by mindworx: 11:05pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Are you kidding me? I've been deceived twice. lol ... Lawd of Messi Some chics could be photogenic, really. Saw one on twitter, and as as sharp guy from tweets to DMs, from DMs to number exchange, then evening calls when i get back from work, then a weekend at my crib. Gosh, then i saw this ... cant even describe. Not like she photoshoped her pix but maybe she took the pix with some appropriate light direction and all, but its not just what i saw on twitter .. anyway, that didn't stop the deed o, cos i no dey look face. Another like that on BBM thing.. I even had to travel, mtcheew. God punish devil. All join, no shaking. 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 11:08pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
sinaj:you ladies and una troubles ehn. . . well, i know you are not like then. BTW, what did you put in your front and backside that makes dem swollen like dat ? the last time i checked, it wazn't as big as that. . . Hope itz not wah I'm thinking |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Honesty007(m): 11:16pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Its very simple,dont u know tht those who took their pictures before a bulblight would be illuminated? So am not surprised. 2ndly makeup is another thing and dats y i dun wanna be deceived by pics study d background of any pics to c if someone is light or dark in complextion.dat is d solution.and dts also y i dun really like d info people put on fbk.they lie a lot.no one can ever put their current pics there 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 11:17pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
guseman: Where is this university located? |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by justjify(m): 11:18pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
prettythicksme: Whao! Fb? Meeehhhnnnn... That's serious. Well thank goodness you both found love in each other. May your love never fade, I wish both of you a fruitful marriage. you shall be proud of your kids vice versa. |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by anigbajumo(m): 11:21pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
I cum hook up wif dis chick on Facebook coz she dy upload pix evrdae nd I was carried away coz of her boobs.........I dey call her make she cum my syd she said make I cum first.I jst woke up 1dae nd I decided to visit her in her skul as a sharp guy I don ask her shey na only her dey her room nd she said yes,I cum dey happy say I MUST PLAY DIS AWAY GAME WELLA.......wen I see dis Lady na my transport fare wey I loose dy pain me mst coz I dnt go wif mai ride...I cum dy amazed hw she package her boobz coz she no gat much at al.Once I step out of her room av neva call her again though she called buh I no reply again........ |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by totoakins(m): 11:21pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
anigbajumo:tribal marks are not bad to me but everyone should know what they are getting into b4 it happens |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by 9jatatafo(m): 11:23pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Hate online dating and I don't have the time to chat with girls online. Sitting on my mallam mat sipping kunu with guguru and groundnut, reading love scam experiences. Keep them coming. 2 Likes |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 11:26pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Instagram has got to be the biggest catfishing scam website. Everyone on insta is perfect. Don't EVER trust the pics you see on insta. 2 Likes |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 11:28pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
modskiller:Lol Rotfl |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by mrChrisAli(m): 11:33pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
this have happened to me a long time ago back in abeokuta in my nd days i meet this babe on the them afrik chat by glo.. and have not even see her before we chated for weeks and her voice was so sweet ..them we decided to meet because the sex chat was soo hot and wanted to practice it.. on that very day i went with my friend who came for a visit to see me in school.. as an edo guy and very sharp for that mater. when we get to her hood and she told us where to stay we change location and hang around and was observing as she came true and was calling my phone behold what i saw was an ugly agbani version .. waiting to suck my blood... omo i put my phone on silent and never returned her call... after some time we saw her turning back looking worried i felt like i was hurting her and told my friend i had to do the needful which was to act like a man and face the situation ,, i called her to come back and told her i was sorry that my phone was on silent.. and she was like okay no problem and to be honest this girl had very big ikebe and we them proceed to her place , on our way going i intercepted our movement by telling her i will not be comfortable in her house been the first time meeting she was like okay what do i suggest and i said i will like we have a short time rest in any hotel around to enable us discus very well and she said okay and take us to one hotel around i paid for short time and while my friend was in the bar of the hotel sipping some beer i took her inside and without wasting time we had a nice time and she was so so good ...and after that we left.. and ever since i did not call her thought she try calling me i did not pick.. and i drop her a message on afrik chat that i dont think we are compatible and ever since we stop communicating .. my action was not because i was a woman freak like guys will say but it because i have this O.T that says: stay there they find fine girl why your mate they bleep ugly girls they bleep pass you... even some fine girls are not that good lori bed. so all the guys saying i never called her again here i pitty una what a time of wasting. |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by ijiini(m): 11:41pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
...this girl voice sweet die....d day we met...as she got down.from d okada...i was like..."mogbe...this sade na shuubola omo.alata"....she kept smiling thruawt our encounter....d day after and for a yr she kept calln me for a repeat encounter....except i go meet her tomorrow!!!! |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by sinaj(f): 11:43pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Orijin101:lol... u didnt notice coz u were always checkin it at 12 midnite, in d dark |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 11:46pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
manalone2:Hahahaha Bros nawa oooo lwkmd |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 11:46pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
sinaj:when you are alwayz too busy to show me in the day time nko next time, i will alwayz hold torch light |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by ladyabadi(f): 11:51pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
A close friend of mine met a guy on badoo and started a serious relationship. I for one do not believe in social network dating but two years back I gave it a try. So I met this handsome dude, we chated for months before we finally agreed to meet. Out of curiocity we agreed to tell each other our first impression when we finally meet. On my way to his station, I went through all his pictures on facebook and convinced myself that though he was very fair which was not my thing, I was glad dat he was tall and had sexy eyes to kill for. Anyway when I finally meet him I almost had stroke. He still had the eyes sha But he was on the short side, like that was not enough, there was something fishy about his legs and the was he walks. Though he said he was impressed with my looks I could not break his heart by telling him I was heading for a stroke attack. To add salt to the wound he had a lorry load of altitude and all the girls are dying Me mentality. 9months and I was good to run. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by farano(f): 11:52pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
anonym0us:na you sabi mtcheeewww!
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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by francizy(m): 11:54pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Whynotthetruth: Who you think say I go see? Lmao! You no go even know her self.. |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by sinaj(f): 11:56pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Orijin101:lol |
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