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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by englishmart(m): 7:00pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
alberto2k:lol. School affects sha. But virgin plenty for my area ooo about 6 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 7:01pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
dkronicle:Hahaha 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 7:07pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
kinglekan: Mo te s'ojue 4 Likes |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 7:07pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
kinglekan:ask him naa |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 7:07pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
tosyne2much: Lmao. No mind dem. |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 7:08pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
jacksparrow1207: |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Penssuwa(m): 7:12pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
yes, it happened in 2010. Two years later, when I entered the digidondigi, she pleaded and said she lied so i wont see her as a hoe (which she truely is). 9 Likes |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by ivyy(f): 7:15pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
englishmart: You should be a comedian 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by alberto2k(m): 7:18pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
englishmart:Lol! U mean those 6new born babies way dem born last month? Your Area get hope sef, here Na juss 2 17 Likes |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by alberto2k(m): 7:20pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
kinglekan:Lol! Your boxer fall comot? See prettythicksme dey look your kini with one eye 3 Likes |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 7:21pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by kinglekan: 7:21pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
prettythicksme: Aunty we dey fight. |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 7:22pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
Funny stories! KingTom come share how ekaete take scam you. |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by KingTom(m): 7:22pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
My story is indeed a pathetic one! In 200 level, I had just discovered that having sex with anything in skirt was my calling . I was giving myself daily doses of Vitamin S Fast forward! One nice babe called Angelique, in Biochemistry department, she was drop dead gorgeous, nyash big like Zuma rock. I swore to myself, I must nail this ass. I got close to her, cracked her ribs, she said she loved my sense of humor. She started visiting my hostel, bringing food and all, one day, I don give those useless Ekiti boys quit notice, the guys come clear area, I spray Air freshener tire, because the kin body odour Awet Ayeni get! Chai When she arrived, we got talking, we laughed, I laughed and my hand landed on her left boob, squeezing my face, I pretended not to know what I was doing, I made more jokes, she laughed and the melons heaved. Chai, she then up and bent over to pick up my picture gallery. I attack that nyash like bulldog! I was squeezing the soft tissues like Fulani milk maid. Angelique begged and begged, lai lai, she then said d She was a virgin. Oh I said, I have a thing against popping cherries . I let her go. The next Monday, I strolled through Biochemistry department looking for where our Clinical BCM lecture hall was, one girl whom I had seen with Angelique once, came up to me and asked if it was true that I am impotent? Emi? For what! Who said so? She said Angelique said you were just looking at her, that you could not do anything! Oluwa eh!!!! I swore revenge! I later told Angelique to come to the hostel, that I need her help, she said ok. I disinfected my room once again, chai Boluwaji and Ayeni na bad combination. when my "virgin" arrived, she had a gown on her, I said please get my textbook. She bent again, quickly like a python, I slipped on a condom, and reached for her, she said, tom, Tom please don't do this, this is rape! Are you a virgin i asked while inserting The demon into her, No she said, no please oh God, the next thing na moans I begin hear oh, She dey shout things in Ijaw, calling her ancestors. Mumu na me Aworinde you wan carry play? After I finished, she said wow let's do that again, I said I'm sorry, but i am impotent! Ijapa Oshi! tosyne2much, I don comment oh! 112 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by KingTom(m): 7:23pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
AgapeCharis:Below you |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 7:27pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
KingTom:Buaaahahahahahahahahaaa!!! ! Girls can lie give their seeelllfff!!! I know ronald4lif have like a thousand stories to tell. |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 7:31pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
englishmart:funny experience, couldn't help laughing |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by ronald4lif(m): 7:34pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
Englishmart my belle ohh. @almost threw away my original Bsc, fall on okada and landed on a mango tree. Oh chim. |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by KingTom(m): 7:36pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
AgapeCharis:That fake priest? Na Konji carry am run go U.K na |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by kinglekan: 7:38pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
ronald4lif: Lolzzz, Broda see sexuality with humour and in pidgin. Guys are creative I swear!! ROTFL 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by ronald4lif(m): 7:40pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
AgapeCharis: Guy my cherry hasn't been uncorked You think say I be you. |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by kinglekan: 7:40pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
alberto2k: Make she look am well ooooo!! Still ROTFL.. LWKMD... LMAO 2 Likes |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by ronald4lif(m): 7:41pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
kinglekan: I'm telling you. It takes a lot ingenuity to put up that. I mean like what could make anyone want to dispose their cert. 2 Likes |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 7:45pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
Men are pathological liars |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by englishmart(m): 7:46pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
ronald4lif:forget them girls. Truth dey scarce for their mouth.. Lol. no lose any of your papers o 2 Likes |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by ronald4lif(m): 7:46pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
KingTom: See doctor. So na only one rounds you fit do. Poor Angelique! I been think say with all this mouth you dey run for here you for knack atleast 3. Abi na only married women dey don you on ni |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by pretydiva(f): 7:48pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
Following..here 2 read comments |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by KingTom(m): 7:48pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
ronald4lif:Mumu! You think say na marathon? I just wan prove point, My record is still 35 minutes per round. 8 rounds, 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by kinglekan: 7:48pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
KingTom: ROTFL.. LWKMD Dr Butter mint abi na Tom Tom U baddd gann ooo!! So na ijaw sound track she dey gv u? My bellle oooooo!!! 3 Likes |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by KingTom(m): 7:51pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
kinglekan:Baba I no understand wetin she dey talk oh, na only efurukumo kumo kumo kumo ehhhhh!!! I dey hear 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 7:51pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
kingtom can lieee ehnnn,infact na all the guys wey dey this thread.God dey #jacksparrow1207 and stephenqueen come share una lie oooo :Danyway me dey enjoy dis thread like long thing.Tosyne2much 4 Likes |
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by LewisO: 7:52pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
stephenqueen:No "Cum" for that place o, or else u go clean everywhere! 13 Likes 2 Shares |
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