Nihilist:
E don turn 3 way contest.

Airbornelacer you see your life? Them don wan thief your wife

This will be you in less than 24 hours. Friend zone loading faster than an agbero at mile 12

Lmao!

I trust standd.

standd:



Just save the bottle of wine for me jor....

Hahahahaha @Facebook pages stealing my work. You can know how to whine someone's head sha.

Lol. Its what I know you can do, especially after you decide to take it out of that comfortable thought zone you placed it in your head all this while.

AirborneLacer:


Hehehe

I've met ladies who live and breathe football, ladies who are avid supporters of football clubs. They know virtually every player and club.

Sometimes I wonder why they would be concerned with the valuation of players when they should be concerned with the valuation of kitchen utensils

There have been surprises along the way though. For instance, before I met an elderly Chelsea lady in a pub, I had no idea, that the Chelsea team toured Germany at the most cataclysmic moment in that country's history; that the stigma of bigotry is a denial of the club's hidden past; nor that a billionaire was at the Chelsea helm long before our favourite Russian Oligarch - Abramovich.

You needed to see my face the day she took me on those findings. She had taken a bottle of heineken, got recharged and was spitting history

I know , I know. Just teasing with my players abs narrative. But my interest in football is still limited to certain players, sadly. Like that CFCs keeper that wears Okada helmet .. I love him. But then, that's where it ends for me.
Maybe you can make me love CFC as much as you do. Can you?

semitunde:


Lol. Its what I know you can do, especially after you decide to take it out of that comfortable thought zone you placed it in your head all this while.

You believe so much in me
Sometimes I wonder why.

AirborneLacer:


Lmao!

I trust standd.

Una don do introduction?

AirborneLacer:


Lmao!

I trust standd.

Now this is refreshing. He trusts me

semitunde:


Una don do introduction?

No. But I will soon take him to Minna to be flogged by all my mother's cousins

standd:


I know , I know. Just teasing with my players abs narrative. But my interest in football is still limited to certain players, sadly. Like that CFCs keeper that wears Okada helmet .. I love him. But then, that's where it ends for me.
Maybe you can make me love CFC as much as you do. Can you?

My love for the club grew with time, that's exactly what you need.

You need to develop a strong passion for the club, try to catch their games in your spare time and get to know the players.

Why don't we make the first move on this board by having you at the Official Chelsea Fan thread?

Nihilist is active on that page too, so you're sure to feel at home

AirborneLacer:


My love for the club grew with time, that's exactly what you need.

You need to develop a strong passion for the club, try to catch their games in your spare time and get to know the players.

Why don't we make the first move on this board by having you at the Official Chelsea Fan thread?

Nihilist is active on that page too, so you're sure to feel at home

Okay

Post the link here please.

semitunde:


Una don do introduction?

Yeah Last year.

It coincided with the period you got posted by NYSC to serve in Damaturu

AirborneLacer:


Yeah Last year.

It coincided with the period you got posted by NYSC to serve in Damaturu

Lmao

standd:


You believe so much in me
Sometimes I wonder why.

Seriously now, I think I have a knack, gift if you like, of sniffing out someone or something good, even from afar, even with minimal info.

Its a gift that has got me this far. Plus I'm a liitle good at character profiling, mind reading, and little of psycho analysis. All these can be mentally tasking but I usually get my inferences right.

I only read a few sentences of your diary then, to know you had something different, little crazy, little cautious, like someone who had most things only going in in her head. I have friends like that too, super brilliant. There are quite a number on Nairaland too that I can tell where they should chanell their talents too...

But who cares

Let's drink our fears away

Oh yo yo and a bottle of rum!

AirborneLacer:


My love for the club grew with time, that's exactly what you need.

You need to develop a strong passion for the club, try to catch their games in your spare time and get to know the players.

Why don't we make the first move on this board by having you at the Official Chelsea Fan thread?

Nihilist is active on that page too, so you're sure to feel at home

Na me you wan use as bait?

She should be coming there for you!

Friend zone at 45%

Now nihilist, I'll lock you out of here if you don't stop poking lacer.

Do you want me to bare my heart here?

*puppy face*

AirborneLacer:


Yeah Last year.

It coincided with the period you got posted by NYSC to serve in Damaturu

Bruv. I was posted to Maiduguri

I ate koka soup ( greenish stuff like that, but surprisingly tasty).

Eyah, I didn't know you guys are engaged o

Bros Abeg open thread and splash the pictures. A lot of people want to know how Standd looks sef so as to place where exactly she comes.

Oh wait! You should know that already, yarn bois na

semitunde:


Seriously now, I think I have a knack, gift if you like, of sniffing out someone or something good, even from afar, even with minimal info.

Its a gift that has got me this far. Plus I'm a liitle good at character profiling, mind reading, and little of psycho analysis. All these can be mentally tasking but I usually get my inferences right.

I only read a few sentences of your diary then, to know you had something different, little crazy, little cautious, like someone who had most things only going in in her head. I have friends like that too, super brilliant. There are quite a number on Nairaland too that I can tell where they should chanell their talents too...

But who cares

Let's drink our fears away

Oh yo yo and a bottle of rum!

You know you make me feel like I can do those stuffs I only think about..your friendship came at the right time, I'll always cherish that.

So, all these psycho-analysis thing that you do, can you help me with something?

semitunde:


Bruv. I was posted to Maiduguri

I ate koka soup ( greenish stuff like that, but surprisingly tasty).

Eyah, I didn't know you guys are engaged o

Bros Abeg open thread and splash the pictures. A lot of people want to know how Standd looks sef so as to place where exactly she comes.

Oh wait! You should know that already, yarn bois na

You guys should get off lacers back
Leave him alone jor, thread ko, needle ni.

*side eyes him to Borno*

standd:



You know you make me feel like I can do those stuffs I only think about..your friendship came at the right time, I'll always cherish that.

So, all these psycho-analysis thing that you do, can you help me with something?

Just doing my bit to engage my mind, and well, quell my curiosity. I'm glad I got to know you too.

Yep, I knew this was leading up to something

Spill it

semitunde:


Seriously now, I think I have a knack, gift if you like, of sniffing out someone or something good, even from afar, even with minimal info.

Its a gift that has got me this far. Plus I'm a liitle good at character profiling, mind reading, and little of psycho analysis. All these can be mentally tasking but I usually get my inferences right.

I only read a few sentences of your diary then, to know you had something different, little crazy, little cautious, like someone who had most things only going in in her head. I have friends like that too, super brilliant. There are quite a number on Nairaland too that I can tell where they should chanell their talents too...

But who cares

Let's drink our fears away

Oh yo yo and a bottle of rum!

I am curious

Would you mind taking it upon yourself to psycho-analyse my online personalty, please?

semitunde:


Just doing my bit to engage my mind, and well, quell my curiosity. I'm glad I got to know you too.

Yep, I knew this was leading up to something

Spill it

Not here oh. It's something that boggles my mind. If you are down for a crying, sobbing, catarrh-sniffing feminine time-out, let me know.

Justfollowit:


I am curious

Would you mind taking it upon yourself to psycho-analyse my online personalty, please?

I'd have to go through you posts and/ PR your diary for this...

Justfollowit:


I am curious

Would you mind taking it upon yourself to psycho-analyse my online personalty, please?

$100 per hour for each session.
I'm his secretary, you will have to book an appointment first.

standd:



$100 per hour for each session.
I'm his secretary, you will have to book an appointment first.

...and that settles it

standd:


Not here oh. It's something that boggles my mind. If you are down for a crying, sobbing, catarrh-sniffing feminine time-out, let me know.

Online or "in camera" ( BTW "in camera" means face to face right?)

standd:



$100 per hour for each session.
I'm his secretary, you will have to book an appointment first.

$100?

Bia, I don't have as much as a cent on me. What are we going to do?



@semitunde, what do you have to say this

semitunde:


I'd have to go through you posts and/ PR your diary for this...

No wahala

Thanks

Justfollowit:



$100?

Bia, I don't have as much as a cent on me. What are we going to do?



@semitunde, what do you have to say this

I do pro bono works occasionally...to give back to the society.

Have you paid your tax though. You must be a honest upstanding citizen to deserve this...

semitunde:


I do pro bono works occasionally...to give back to the society.

Have you paid your tax though. You must be a honest upstanding citizen to deserve this...

Hian! you too like woman
Pro-bono kooo....ogbono soup niiii

semitunde:


I do pro bono works occasionally...to give back to the society.

Have you paid your tax though. You must be a honest upstanding citizen to deserve this...

Oh, that is very nice of you. Thanks

Of course, I am a very honest and upstanding citizen . Not only do I pay my taxes, I also enagete in community programs

@standd

*tongue out and eyes widened* Obi

semitunde:


Online or "in camera" ( BTW "in camera" means face to face right?)

PM then we will decide. Ok with that?

standd:


Hian! you too like woman
Pro-bono kooo....ogbono soup niiii

Ehh, baby. You I only had eyes for you till that aeroplane guy came and snatched your heart.

standd:



PM then we will decide. Ok with that?

Lol. I still have your whatsapp. You don delete am?