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Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by redhook(m): 4:12pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
Women! We love, hate them then love them again! Enigmatic and mysterious its 2 bad that the forces that created them forgot 2 include a manual in order to help us better understand these creatures, but fear not,your man hook as usual got U all covered! Todays lesson is about the standard lies all women feed 2 guys in relationships so take note.......... 1. I'm tired/not 2nite = Lol! U want 2 lash but she is tired? Better find out your latest crime boy! did u promise her dat new j.lo perfume and u did not deliver? Or out of dat 40k she wanted na only 20k show? Well its a well known fact dat a womans sex drive is hard wired 2 her financial contentment so when "tins ruff" expect dis magic tiredness 2 show up in her bedroom vocabulary regularly! But once u take care of her latest desire expect her performance 2 increase 2 the point dat U would think she has red bull running tru her blood stream rather than blood! 2. I don't mind if U check out other babes = 4 where? U shall pay dearly 4 this crime for months if not years! So U think all her hair and make up, styling up, shoe game and all other efforts and looking her best were done 4 other guys? Better U invest in a big pair of sunglasses if u want 2 commit this crime oh! Women hate dis 2 the core! Envy is dia calling card! Don't believe she's ever going 2 be mature enuff 2 allow u do dis! SHE WON'T! 3. I'm not hungry/ I dont want 2 eat too much = Eh? so why are U now paying for 4 extra containers of snacks and chow 4 her from the burger joint? Babes tell dis lie becuz dey don't want 2 look hungry in front of u or others, they may claim dey are watching dia weight and the rest but how come wen u guys get home she is now attacking the "fattening food" more than U? 4. I'm not angry with U/ I am fine= the day U hear dis 1? Better run from dat house and allow her 2 calm down before u return! Or we may never see your moniker being active on nairaland again! U HAVE BEEN WARNED! 5. I don't mind if U and your boys go out 2 the club. = she minds, becuz dey all believe we and the boys can never go out witout womanising or getting new digits or even lashing! Whether na burial una dey go sef,as long as she's not there, SHE MIND DIE! 6. U are the best I've ever had! = Yes! Na U biko! Unfortunately dats also what she told me after lashing me in abuja, and tunde in lagos, and abdul in kano, and tyrone in new york! U See the pattern? Wake up bro! its called stroking your ego, this will ensure your wallet stays open 2 her and her company will be desired by U! She wins both ways! 7. I'm not good at that! = maybe its a Sexual favour, like a BJ for example! But the day she finall handles your W balls, she sucked and played it like felas trumpet! Fear come catch u abi? Sharp girl! Most girls don't want 2 look like a slut so dey always downplay their sex skills 2 a new paddyman! The more used 2 each other u get d more u go sabi say na "cheerokee the porn queen" u don keep 4 house! 9. I will be ready before U get here = SHE WILL NEVER BE! Live and learn! 10. I've slept with _ amount of guys = Lmfao! Don't bother asking or hoping 4 a true answer 2 dis question, if u can locate the dead sea scrolls maybe u can find the true figure in there! Her bedroom skills will reveal the truth, but bosses like myself prefer girls with experience so the higher the better after all no be marriage so I no send! And so should U! After all our numbers r high too! 11. I don't care about your money = as far as naija babes are concerned IT IS NOT TRUE! Country hard sha so no 2 blame dem, and u sef go dey happy if u hold your side,so if she gives u dis scam don't mind her, the truth will come out sooner or later! 12. We are just friends = I don't even need 2 explain dis 1! Figure it out! Lmao! 13. I love U 2! = THAT version of their love is also available in the 36 states of the federation, especially in the senate! so take it with a pinch of salt, love matters only when rings have been exchanged, families have been introduced and the commitment has been sealed! The rest na joke, I love u is d easiest word 2 say after cu.mming! So slow their roll and your own! So there u have it boys! And the Babes feel free 2 come and start denying or defending your kind! Cheers! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by Adyrin(m): 4:13pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
Everything they tell us are lies jare! From Fake name Fake DOB Fake skool Fake discipline Fake parents Fake height Fake complexion Fake breast Fake yansh Fake kpecus Fake life style Everything bout them is so fake.....even the "I love you" #watch it!!! Fake eyes Fake nails Fake 1 Like |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by zealot4me(f): 4:15pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
Tosyne2much is that u? |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by Chizzy20(f): 4:17pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
no comment.. |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by tochibaby(f): 4:17pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
zealot4me: Make use of your brains please. So it's only _tosyne2much that creates lists? Please be wise. 1 Like |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by zealot4me(f): 4:19pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
tochibaby: Watch ya tongue! |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by tochibaby(f): 4:30pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
zealot4me: Who the fvck do you think you are to make that statement. Tell me, who the fvck are you? You made a wrong presumption and I stated your mistake and instead of you to regurgitate on your flaw, you had the effrontery to quote me and spill trash. Rubbish! 2 Likes |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by mirexxx(f): 4:32pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
see them lol |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by tochibaby(f): 4:38pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
mirexxx: Sweetie |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by zealot4me(f): 4:39pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
tochibaby: Effrontery u said? I can quote anybody I want on dis forum and who d fuvk do u fink u are? u r just an attention seeking mudaf*cn b*tch and d last tin I wanna do is have an e-fyt with u..so stay off my mntn |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by write2obi(m): 4:41pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
tochibaby:See attack |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by tochibaby(f): 4:47pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
zealot4me: You want to know who I am... ok I someone who respects intelligent opinions and not fvcked up deductions + assumptions and thoughtless mis-aligned comments that looks and sounds as if it is pulled out directly from a donkey's arse! I just can't tolerate such comments and the people that type them, that's why I corrected you and instead of you to own up to your mistake, you are still coming at me, raving and ranting like a pregnant Abakaliki mad woman. Arrant nonsense! 1 Like |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by justmag(m): 4:51pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
Another recycled post... |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by Mhizizzy(f): 4:59pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
Buh why are d two ladies tearing demselves out... Were dey angry before dey got here 1 Like |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by mirexxx(f): 5:19pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
tochibaby:you again how u? |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by tochibaby(f): 5:23pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
mirexxx: Fyne These guys just won't leave me the fvck alone. That button is really itching them to press |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by prettyjo(f): 5:26pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
umu nwanyi |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by aristocrazzy: 5:43pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
Could this mean that my current girlfriend is....... >: (Diz hoes aint loyal). 1 Like |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by mirexxx(f): 5:45pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
tochibaby:be calm na. abeg! it annoys me that they keep banning you. your 1st acct will soon be released sha |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by tochibaby(f): 5:46pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
mirexxx: Yes |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by mirexxx(f): 5:48pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
tochibaby:lol go slp jor! |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by tochibaby(f): 5:57pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
mirexxx: I might chop another one this night sef |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by mirexxx(f): 6:00pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
tochibaby:e dey sweet you ba? |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by whizqueen(f): 7:03pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
He is jes like my uncle,, Niqqa be like dam right he is, he had better be your uncle |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by tosyne2much(m): 7:30pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
zealot4me:it's not me |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by Nobody: 8:03pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by mirexxx(f): 8:04pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
emusmith:sir |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by Nobody: 8:05pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by mirexxx(f): 8:08pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
emusmith:thanks jare |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by redhook(m): 7:02pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
tosyne2much: tosyne2much: 1 Like |
Re: Top 13 Lies Women Tell Men During Dating!!! by tosyne2much(m): 7:11pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
redhook:bros this ur profile pic dey fear me oooo 1 Like |
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