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How Do You Explain This by boygeorge: 3:46pm On Apr 30, 2015
When men of the Nigerian Police arrest you and check
your phone and at that moment, a text
message comes in saying "Abeg, if you dey come,
buy 1 AK-47 and 4 bullets make we take dey well
before we go out tonight".
How do you explain to
the police that your friend meant a Vodka (AK-47) and
4 Energy Drinks (Bullet)?
To make matter worse
, your friend's name is Robert and you saved it as
"ROB-1" on your phone.

May the Lord be with you!

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Re: How Do You Explain This by loomer: 3:49pm On Apr 30, 2015
No matter how u wan explain reach the beating u go don receive self go bad pass mayweather punches
Re: How Do You Explain This by AndreRose(f): 3:51pm On Apr 30, 2015
Hahaha...this got me really cracking.
Re: How Do You Explain This by jhidey08(m): 3:53pm On Apr 30, 2015
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Re: How Do You Explain This by Nellizzy(m): 4:01pm On Apr 30, 2015
loomer:
No matter how u wan explain reach the beating u go don receive self go bad pass mayweather punches
na only mayweather?
Re: How Do You Explain This by loomer: 4:06pm On Apr 30, 2015
Nellizzy:

na only mayweather?


And ur punch too, sorry say I forget.
Re: How Do You Explain This by winedeal: 10:44pm On Apr 30, 2015
No explanation until u reach P.station cos whatever u said there will be used against you in Nigerian court of law and trying to explain will make your case worst, the only thing u will do is to keep calm until u finish tabling your statement and u will be forced to call ROB1 to appear with the AK47 vodka and 4 bullet energy drink with your bail out money.
Re: How Do You Explain This by Bettakie: 11:39am On May 09, 2015
dfje

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