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FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by pukena(m): 11:35am On May 06, 2015 |
I was at the filling station again this morning as early as 7am to buy fuel only to observe the same things that have been the order of the day at the fuel stations since the fuel scarcity. The ordinary man can hardly buy fuel. Infact, this is the period I knew there in this country, all fingers are not equal. So here are the 3 types of people that can easily buy fuel without stress: 1) THE ALAYES: Mehn...this men are strong ooo....You dare not stand on their way to getting fuel. They usually buy to resell... I can be on cue for 4 hours while an Alaye can go more than 7 trips with 50 litre gallon!.....Omo...for once, I wished I get this kind strength....Muscle nd deep voice good ooo....I go soon start working on my own muscle against the future fuel scarcities. 2) THE STAFF: This set of people comprises of the untouchables. The ones that can spend the money...extra money. The deal is usually done inside the office before the station mnager himself would come out and fill their numerous gallons. After which, he goes back to the office. I bin wan claim staff for conoil this morning, the manager asked me, "are you a staff?"...I said "yes"....The next question he asked me shocked me..."are you from Adenuga?"...Oga mi...I just dogde my head.... 3) THE SMART DUDES: OK..i fall into this category...You see, I run a Cyber Cafe and we are the most hit since this fuel scarcity due to the nature of our business. No light, no business. Si I can't afford to stay on the line the whole day. But since I no be alaye, I gat to find a way out. Most times, what I do is that when I see the line is much, I calmly scan through the cars on cue. I would go close to one of the owners and engage him/her in a discussion...make the laugh and like me instanta...then before their turn go reach, I would just casually ask them to put my gallon inside their car....hahahha, it always works like magic... Feel free to add yours.. 28 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by iyatrustee(f): 11:38am On May 06, 2015 |
The pregnant woman 32 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by Specialist900(m): 11:41am On May 06, 2015 |
The bribers : those that pay 500naira to enter from the exit gate 46 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by Tallesty1(m): 11:44am On May 06, 2015 |
iyatrustee:Other women in the queue will not allow her. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by agarawu23(m): 11:49am On May 06, 2015 |
4. the beautiful and curvy ladies Who go see better thing and comot eye? these types of lady will have upper hand to buy petrol easily because she will just look at the queue and sight any guy in the front queue and give him signal. then u will hear this kind of conversion after the guy asked the lady to come and queue in his front------->>>>> Crowd 1:---- e be like say u dey craze abi, you better tell that Lady to join the queue from the back.(with sobo face) the guy will reply ---: no ooo she dey my front before o she go buy recharge card the guy will only escape bashing if he is a giant with bigger muscles 24 Likes 1 Share |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by IsraeliAIRFORCE: 11:51am On May 06, 2015 |
I heard of the strike and decided to buy large quantity of fuel to sustain my services till government settles with the marketers, only to find out that nothing changed. Why is there no fuel scarcity in Southeast? No queue, no price change though sells at N97 - N100 and some N87 Is Aba depot now working at optimum? 15 Likes |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by Nobody: 11:52am On May 06, 2015 |
4) D one who will always insult d president and kip chanting change Wen I see dem for station, I no dhe buy fuel again Datz to tell u how I hate "change" * "change" is not d same as change Say no to "change" We nid transformation I pray and hope we won't regret voting out transformation 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by Nobody: 11:54am On May 06, 2015 |
THE ARMY 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by pukena(m): 12:01pm On May 06, 2015 |
Thugnificient: Yes..you are right...the army and police easily get fuel...but they go like ginger small.....flog people and scatter kegs in line just to show they are strong...stupid mofos! 3 Likes |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by Nobody: 12:06pm On May 06, 2015 |
Friends and Relatives of the fuel attendant 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by Nobody: 12:08pm On May 06, 2015 |
pukena:The Army need not to do those before they get fuel. Just their appearance will flog people psychologically. The Army will dissapear in a filling station, in re-appear with fuel in just 3 mins. 9 Likes |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by iyatrustee(f): 12:23pm On May 06, 2015 |
Tallesty1: Most times, it is the men that would fight for you and there is little or nothing the women can do. I have succesfully used this in buying fuel. Just this Monday, i needed to buy fuel in a gallon and had tried for like 30mins until a man saw me and started abusing the fuel attendant of being a wicked man. It worked and i was attended to within minutes! 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by sexymoma(f): 2:36pm On May 06, 2015 |
The manager's Oloshos.... Those gurls helping the manager's ministry 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by okooloyun1(m): 2:37pm On May 06, 2015 |
The Agberos/area boys, if the fuel attendants really want peace to reign or value their station the earlier they attend to them the better for them and other customers. |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by thefakestan: 2:37pm On May 06, 2015 |
I want to SHOUT GABO!!! Hail My Snipers trained by GEJ And my Interim Govt guys Especially those that said GEJ has been president for 6 years, but we just marked Yar'adua's 5th year anniversary. To Oando Oil Conoil Danta ta and Pinnacle oil this space is for y'all Jungle tins |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by Nobody: 2:38pm On May 06, 2015 |
one of ma skinny friends got an igbarun (slap) of life from one agbero for trying to form omo mushin cos of long queue .... .. him neck still dey make (kaun,kaun sound)...i pity am 11 Likes
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Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by Help4rmme2u(m): 2:38pm On May 06, 2015 |
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Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by Nobody: 2:38pm On May 06, 2015 |
I de follow put gallon for boot o!! Those mean NNPC staff go just look you 'madam, put ya gallon for ya boot' . Like say dem buy me car. I go just jeje find person with car and beg to add my gallon to theirs. |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by Nobody: 2:39pm On May 06, 2015 |
4. Boko Haram: Everybody will run and leave the fuel for them. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by shammah1(m): 2:40pm On May 06, 2015 |
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Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by Nobody: 2:40pm On May 06, 2015 |
what about the tip givers. |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by kay29000(m): 2:40pm On May 06, 2015 |
Hmm! So true...especially the Alaye's. When I first moved to Bariga, I went to buy fuel at a feeling station during scarcity and this guy just hailed me and collected my keg. He asked me howmuch fuel I wanted to buy and disappeared. I actually thought he was someone that knew me, till I was walking away after paying for the fuel and he pulled me back and shouted "OYAWERE NI! O ni fu mi ni nko ni." Translation= "Are you mad? You no go give me something." Anyway,if you have problem lasting long in bed, hit me up on BBM- 7C22F6EC. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by kings09(m): 2:40pm On May 06, 2015 |
Ok |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by Muyogoa: 2:41pm On May 06, 2015 |
Hmm. NIGERIA we hail thee |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by tayork(m): 2:42pm On May 06, 2015 |
What of the ones that bribe the staffs |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by prelinctus: 2:43pm On May 06, 2015 |
Op, what of celebrities? I heard they sometimes get preferential treatment when they step out to buy stuff. Or do you want to keep Davido and Wizkid on fuel queue? Lol... |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by femi4: 2:43pm On May 06, 2015 |
iyatrustee:na the baby wan drink the fuel? |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by tellwisdom: 2:44pm On May 06, 2015 |
Mumu boi...Na because of fuel you dey type all this jargons?? |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by motherlode: 2:44pm On May 06, 2015 |
J femi4: RickRichards: RUDE BOY Omo boy hope sey dem neva reach una side! |
Re: FUEL SCARCITY: 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations by prelinctus: 2:44pm On May 06, 2015 |
tchidi:To theirs What if they didn't come with gallons? |
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