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7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Dammielog(m): 8:23pm On May 14, 2015
Masturbation, or self-pleasure, can be your only way out when those Konji-moments hit you hard in the groin and there is no one to calm it for you.

You might be married and away from your lover or single and seriously searching.

Whichever category you belong to, being able to masturbate may be the only option, as opposed to getting paid sex or turning a criminal by get non-consensual sex.

Unless sex becomes an addiction to you, then there is nothing wrong with it.

Research has also shown that those who masturbate enjoy
sex better than those who do not.

Anyway, if you decide to masturbate, there are a few things
you must not attempt:

1. Do not masturbate dry.

The skin of the p*nis is sensitive and rapid rubbing can hurt it and leave you injured. To prevent this, ensure you use some form of
lubricant. You can buy one from the counter or improvise with petroleum jelly (and sometimes soap).

2.Do not masturbate for two ejaculations in a row.

Some guys are known to resume masturbation immediately
they ejaculate, doing it again and again until they begin to hurt. This is harmful. Masturbation should be
a quick-fix, not a regular mean.

3.Do not try to delay ejaculation for too long.

Sometimes, keeping yourself from ejaculation as the masturbation excitement builds up can intensify the orgasm However, extending the delay-time can leave
you with a painful sensation inside the p*nis.

4.Do not try to penetrate anything.

Unless you have a toy vagina or a doll, do not attempt to penetrate an object or improvised vaginas. You could get serious injury.

5.Do not let any substance get into the p*nis.

If you are one of those that use soap to masturbate, be careful
not to let the soap suds slide into the urethra. If it does, rinse with ordinary water quickly. Otherwise,
you’ll experience an extremely painful, burning sensation whenever you try to urinate.

6. Do not masturbate too frequently.

If masturbation becomes an addiction, you are in trouble. One of the likely problems is quick ejaculation and weak erection.

Do not masturbate in a public space.

It is a crime to cause public nuisance by masturbating in public. You can get arrested.
The final and ultimate rule is to always approach masturbation with clean hands.
Dirty hands can leave you with harmful diseases.
Also, clean up after with clean tissue or water, not a random item.

Source++ http://guruswapaz.com/forum2_theme_111123351.xhtml?tema=420

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Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Princecalm(m): 8:26pm On May 14, 2015
this is serious

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Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Nobody: 8:29pm On May 14, 2015
lipsrsealed
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by wunmi590(m): 8:38pm On May 14, 2015
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Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by dharay99: 8:42pm On May 14, 2015
mehn, I gasto read ds no matter hw long itiz.

Brb...

Cc, vaslincrew
Kingtom,
See una topic here.
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Nobody: 8:43pm On May 14, 2015
omo, where is diz vaseline sef?

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Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Feranchek(m): 8:51pm On May 14, 2015
Hmmm...

Orijinal...


Orijinal....


Orijinal......!!!


How many times I call thee
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by marshalcarter: 8:52pm On May 14, 2015
grin
#singin..how would you lyk to smoke sum weed#

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Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by ITbomb(m): 9:00pm On May 14, 2015
So e don turn from "how to stop" to "how to do"
#Endtime

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Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Ewizard(m): 9:23pm On May 14, 2015
cry
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Flashh: 10:24pm On May 14, 2015
To all conc masturbators take note!
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Nobody: 11:06pm On May 14, 2015
Hmmmmmm........ Taking notes
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by deywarley(m): 11:09pm On May 14, 2015
Informative cheesy
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by samseen02(m): 11:53pm On May 14, 2015
Orisirisi.
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Dezzx(m): 12:42am On May 15, 2015
grin
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Baddestguyp(m): 1:18am On May 15, 2015
grin what is this world turning to sad
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by CrazyScientist: 2:20am On May 15, 2015
Baddestguyp:
grin what is this world turning to sad

Giving masturbation advice, SMH for the future. grin
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Abbey2sam(m): 5:21am On May 15, 2015
What about the female version

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Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Oyecute(m): 5:51am On May 15, 2015
When the preferred is not available, the available becomes preferred ! ... #masturbationnogood
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Ugojames(m): 7:25am On May 15, 2015
The right handed salute grin
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Nnemuka(f): 7:36am On May 15, 2015
...
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Nobody: 7:58am On May 15, 2015
no advice for female masturbators ?

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Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by willi926(m): 9:55am On May 15, 2015
dharay99:
mehn, I gasto read ds no matter hw long itiz.

Brb...

Cc, vaslincrew
Kingtom,
See una topic here.
u b Muslim.
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by dharay99: 9:57am On May 15, 2015
willi926:

u b Muslim.
nah
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by willi926(m): 10:01am On May 15, 2015
dharay99:

nah
y u dey type from right 2 left Na.
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by dharay99: 10:10am On May 15, 2015
willi926:

y u dey type from right 2 left Na.
I'm typin wid a Qur'anic keyboard tongue
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Nobody: 10:12am On May 15, 2015
hmmmm masturbators everywhere cheesy
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by willi926(m): 10:15am On May 15, 2015
dharay99:

I'm typin wid a Qur'anic keyboard tongue
lol.okkk
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Daviewonder(m): 10:34am On May 15, 2015
What a load of crap!!! So masturbation is now one nice thing u can recommend a brother. The end is trully near!
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Nobody: 11:06am On May 15, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Hmmmmmm........ Taking notes
ur signature tho lwkm @buy another eyes
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by markidoo(m): 11:58am On May 15, 2015
The guy wit dz thread masturbates.
Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Lanretoye(m): 12:17pm On May 15, 2015
marshalcarter:
grin

#singin..how would you lyk to smoke sum weed#
I have some marijuana in my house that i would like to smoke with you... grin

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