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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 3:52pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


you are a recto-cranially inverted trisomy-13 patient. i would do you worse than a dentist fixing your apprentice. you can't box with your god......i invented this art so take this for breakfast.

you are the weakest foe i have engaged in 2 years on this forum. your pen game has wackness written all over it. i have more respect for a vagrant begging for crumbs on the street than a mongoloid like yourself with no originality.

your parents did a horrible job producing a halfwit like yourself & they can suck my phallus with their amy winehouse's teeth. they are not humans - they were cursed by the gods of the earth when they incested. you are a product of 2 similar sets of genes and it's no wonder you show symptoms known to patients of down syndrome...

i am going to advise you to stop smoking the cremated ash of your father's pënis. come on, you ascaris worm, put up a better challenge. you called me out and your words keep receding like the waves of the atlantic ocean. have you run out of things to say? hehehehehehe - verbal fitness failure.

listen.......when stupidity fell in love with imbecility, the product was you. i am not to be fücked with, i am carnivorous and i'm high on barbiturates so eating your heart one chamber at a time is a stroll in the park.

if i earn a somalian shilling each time you have been found out to be an airhead, i would be a trillionaire in dollars. from your felonies of being a pickpocket to handling little children in nigeria, what part of your development stage isn't cursed? you are a statutory räpist - i hope the foundation of the building you sleep tonight collapse and you are buried in the debris.
After this latest assault, the Dp has started 2 look like this!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 3:52pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Right now I want captives.

He couldn't rap but he played into my hands - the grammar turf. I have no mercy when on that pitch.

coogar is a good rapper. one of the best here.

check this out.

https://www.nairaland.com/1838397/battle-warlords-cooger-vs-siddoggg

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 3:54pm On May 20, 2015
grin grin
missclasssy:
You all should come here. This is where it's all going down.
It's high time this boastful sonofmark gets taught a lesson once and for all.

Cc
Borrussia Lordhugo
Rokiatu Chiam55
Lala247 funlord nneka123 tashaamania iamcharis ronald4lif kinglekan logicalmind1 orijin101 stephenqueen borussia jacksparrow1207 teempakguy truckpusher naijaboiy kingtom
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 3:57pm On May 20, 2015
This is outrightly murder.
I was even expecting him to come in full force.
Dang!, Kachisbarbie is viewing grin
coogar:


look at this fool!
you aren't even smart enough to put lines together intelligently & yet you want a rap battle? there's a process before you can battle your intellectual god. follow the due process and if you work hard, you could get the chance by 2019.

you are not on my level of verbiage.
so go back to your romance section with your perforated brain cells. you are a mongolian idïot. if there's anywhere resembling hell in the afterlife, i have no single doubt you would be sucking lucifer's balls right there while you are being fisted by 20 ewoks!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 4:01pm On May 20, 2015
grin
johnjon:


coogar is a good rapper. one of the best here.

check this out.

https://www.nairaland.com/1838397/battle-warlords-cooger-vs-siddoggg

Bros abeg no advice this guy again! He seems delusional! I think its becuz of the pummelling he has received from coog! If na biatches now him 4 dey yarn opats like dame impatience! Its over!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 4:02pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


you are a recto-cranially inverted trisomy-13 patient. i would do you worse than a dentist fixing your apprentice. you can't box with your god......i invented this art so take this for breakfast.

you are the weakest foe i have engaged in 2 years on this forum. your pen game has wackness written all over it. i have more respect for a vagrant begging for crumbs on the street than [b]a mongoloid like yourself [/b]with no originality.

your parents did a horrible job producing a halfwit like yourself & they can suck my phallus with their amy winehouse's teeth. they are not humans - they were cursed by the gods of the earth when they incested. you are a product of 2 similar sets of genes and it's no wonder you show symptoms known to patients of down syndrome...

i am going to advise you to stop smoking the cremated ash of your father's pënis. come on, you ascaris worm, put up a better challenge. you called me out and your words keep receding like the waves of the atlantic ocean. have you run out of things to say? hehehehehehe - verbal fitness failure.

listen.......when stupidity fell in love with imbecility, the product was you. i am not to be fücked with, i am carnivorous and i'm high on barbiturates so eating your heart one chamber at a time is a stroll in the park.

if i earn a somalian shilling each time you have been found out to be an airhead, i would be a trillionaire in dollars. from your felonies of being a pickpocket to handling little children in nigeria, what part of your development stage isn't cursed? you are a statutory räpist - i hope the foundation of the building you sleep tonight collapse and you are buried in the debris.




First off; MONGOLOIDS are ASIANS while AFRICANS , on of which I am are NEGROIDS.

You see, you really should have repeated your first grade but a degenerate-cryogenized-revived nincompoop wouldn't know that, would he?wink

If retards had a colony, you would have made a dynasty.

The eclampsia-riddled pregnancy your mum had forced her to go into premature labour via Caesarian Section which. obviously deprived you of vitally important ante-uteral constituents hence resulting in the birthing of a dullard. You had to suckle a donkey's udder to survive and the immunologic-memory resident in the cast of cells obviously has made you a human-donkey, more like characters in the PERCY JACKSON MOVIE.


Your dad meanwhile had to screw dogs in fetish movies to pay for your neurological visits until his clock got bitten off , leaving your aged mum to get screwed in orgies while you continued with the family legacy of sucking dîcks for money.

[/b]

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 4:04pm On May 20, 2015
Logicalmind1:
This is outrightly murder.
I was even expecting him to come in full force.
Dang!, Kachisbarbie is viewing grin

Hehehe.
Some peeps wish be coming through like a prophecy on this thread.
Reminds me of those days we play Mortal Combat, the voice be like... 'FINISH HIM!'

Hehehehehehe. grin

Rokiatu, I see your handwork o... cry
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 4:06pm On May 20, 2015
grin
TheSonOfMark:





First off; MONGOLOIDS are ASIANS while AFRICANS , on of which I am are NEGROIDS.

You see, you really should have repeated your first grade but a degenerate-cryogenized-revived nincompoop wouldn't know that, would he?wink

If retards had a colony, you would have made a dynasty.

The eclampsia-riddled pregnancy your mum had forced her to go into premature labour via Caesarian Section which. obviously deprived you of vitally important ante-uteral constituents hence resulting in the birthing of a dullard. You had to suckle a donkey's udder to survive and the immunologic-memory resident in the cast of cells obviously has made you a human-donkey, more like characters in the PERCY JACKSON MOVIE.


Your dad meanwhile had to screw dogs in fetish movies to pay for your neurological visits until his clock got bitten off , leaving your aged mum to get screwed in orgies while you continued with the family legacy of sucking dîcks for money.

[/b]
Molestation!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 4:07pm On May 20, 2015
Kachisbarbie you shouldn't be here. sad
Thjs isn't good for your eyes. grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 4:07pm On May 20, 2015
funlord:
grin
Bros abeg no advice this guy again! He seems delusional! I think its becuz of the pummelling he has received from coog! If na biatches now him 4 dey yarn opats like dame impatience! Its over!

He is no doing so bad. He has the potential to be a good battle rapper.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 4:07pm On May 20, 2015
Kachisbarbie:


Hehehe.
Some peeps wish be coming through like a prophecy on this thread.
Reminds me of those days we play Mortal Combat, the voice be like... 'FINISH HIM!'

Hehehehehehe. grin

Rokiatu, I see your handwork o... cry
grin grin grin grin Welcome.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 4:08pm On May 20, 2015
funlord:
grin This what marks dp should be looking like by now!

Chai una wicked men


Cant stop laughing

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 4:10pm On May 20, 2015
grin
Lala247:


Chai una wicked men


Cant stop laughing
The moniker tells the whole story!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MizMyColi(f): 4:16pm On May 20, 2015
*Makes A Sign Of The Cross*
*Mutters Bluhd Of Chisox 7 Times*

*Wailing over the recurrent blue murders I've seen here*

KingTom
I will never go through your posts again.
Never!angry

tongue
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 4:21pm On May 20, 2015
MizMyColi:
*Makes A Sign Of The Cross*
*Mutters Bluhd Of Chisox 7 Times*

*Wailing over the recurrent blue murders I've seen here*

King Tom
I will never go through your posts again.
Never!angry

tongue
What did I do na? cry
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 4:22pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

First off; MONGOLOIDS are ASIANS while AFRICANS , on of which I am are NEGROIDS.

You see, you really should have repeated your first grade but a degenerate-cryogenized-revived nincompoop wouldn't know that, would he?wink

If retards had a colony, you would have made a dynasty.

The eclampsia-riddled pregnancy your mum had forced her to go into premature labour via Caesarian Section which. obviously deprived you of vitally important ante-uteral constituents hence resulting in the birthing of a dullard. You had to suckle a donkey's udder to survive and the immunologic-memory resident in the cast of cells obviously has made you a human-donkey, more like characters in the PERCY JACKSON MOVIE.


Your dad meanwhile had to screw dogs in fetish movies to pay for your neurological visits until his clock got bitten off , leaving your aged mum to get screwed in orgies while you continued with the family legacy of sucking dîcks for money.

[/b]

so how are we sure you are african?
you are a human-mutt.......a product of the paternity fraud your whorïsh mother plotted to deceive your blind father. this is an art of war.....not where to cramp up medical vocabs. on this terrain, you are an intellectual lilliput.

how do you even plan on outfoxing me when your birth certificate was an apology from a condom factory. a rap battle? you don't have what it takes.......if i managed to harness the power of all the world's telescopes to create a super telescope with the power to see billions of miles into space, i still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in a doofus like yourself.

rather than attack the issue, you lost focus posting idiötic rap lines while coogar is driving hard facts into your sinews. are you ready to surrender and admit you are a möron or are you going to chair the asociation of the intellectually-challenged herbivores on this thread? i hope your mother gets stripped in public and everyone sees her clitöris gathers dust. i hope your wife fücks every of your friends and you never have fun again cos your disc slipped.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 4:23pm On May 20, 2015
Still waiting for your comebacks, Orangutan .


Remember; NO ONE TAPS OUT. 'STEEL CAGE BRAWL'.wink

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sladimeji(m): 4:24pm On May 20, 2015
Lala247:


Chai una wicked men


Cant stop laughing
In snoop lion voice;lala you've got a nice future behind u.....nice pic,great shape.. u ll make a man lucky someday

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 4:25pm On May 20, 2015
iAmCharis:
Kachisbarbie you shouldn't be here. sad
Thjs isn't good for your eyes. grin grin

hehehe
I am here booboo wink

Floyd/Pac's fight, ain't got nothing on this fight!
You needed to see Nairaland's car park , you would understand the kinda dignitaries that watched this bout.

It's officially one of the highest grossing in NL's history...lmao

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 4:27pm On May 20, 2015
Thesonofmark is slaying. grin
Kachisbarbie:


Hehehe.
Some peeps wish be coming through like a prophecy on this thread.
Reminds me of those days we play Mortal Combat, the voice be like... 'FINISH HIM!'

Hehehehehehe. grin

Rokiatu, I see your handwork o... cry
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MizMyColi(f): 4:27pm On May 20, 2015
KingTom:
What did I do na? cry

Go joor
You did nada.

It's just you mentioned me earlier and I clicked on your profile, as usual, that picture still dey diaundecided

I no know wetin carry my mouse go click your posts o.
As I was scrolling down, looking for something to laugh about, I saw you quote classy.

See wetin curiousity do me.
Lols
Anyhoo, it's fun though.
I've seen posts here that made me laugh like Kilode.....and some that made me cry for Africa.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 4:36pm On May 20, 2015
MizMyColi:


Go joor
You did nada.

It's just you mentioned me earlier and I clicked on your profile, as usual, that picture still dey diaundecided

I no know wetin carry my mouse go click your posts o.
As I was scrolling down, looking for something to laugh about, I saw you quote classy.

See wetin curiousity do me.
Lols
Anyhoo, it's fun though.
I've seen posts here that made me laugh like Kilode.....and some that made me cry for Africa.
Admit it, as reserved as you are, you enjoy a good e-fight once in a while grin grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by cherryice(f): 4:36pm On May 20, 2015
Tashaamania:
Please, can you people start again? cry

I missed the main show angry
me too cry
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 4:36pm On May 20, 2015
Our combatants are reloading! Let me pour another glass of vodka and wipe some of the blood and guts from my screen!

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 4:41pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


so how are we sure you are african?
you are a human-mutt.......a product of the paternity fraud your whorïsh mother plotted to deceive your blind father. this is an art of war.....not where to cramp up medical vocabs. on this terrain, you are an intellectual lilliput.

how do you even plan on outfoxing me when [size=30pt]your birth certificate was an apology from a condom factory[/size]. a rap battle? you don't have what it takes.......if i managed to harness the power of all the world's telescopes to create a super telescope with the power to see billions of miles into space, i still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in a doofus like yourself.

rather than attack the issue, you lost focus posting idiötic rap lines while coogar is driving hard facts into your sinews. are you ready to surrender and admit you are a möron or are you going to chair the asociation of the intellectually-challenged herbivores on this thread? i hope your mother gets stripped in public and everyone sees her clitöris gathers dust. i hope your wife fücks every of your friends and you never have fun again cos your disc slipped.
gringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringrin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 4:48pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


so how are we sure you are african?
you are a human-mutt.......a product of the paternity fraud your whorïsh mother plotted to deceive your blind father. this is an art of war.....not where to cramp up medical vocabs. on this terrain, you are an intellectual lilliput.

how do you even plan on outfoxing me when your birth certificate was an apology from a condom factory. a rap battle? you don't have what it takes.......if i managed to harness the power of all the world's telescopes to create a super telescope with the power to see billions of miles into space, i still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in a doofus like yourself.

rather than attack the issue, you lost focus posting idiötic rap lines while coogar is driving hard facts into your sinews. are you ready to surrender and admit you are a möron or are you going to chair the asociation of the intellectually-challenged herbivores on this thread? i hope your mother gets stripped in public and everyone sees her clitöris gathers dust. i hope your wife fücks every of your friends and you never have fun again cos your disc slipped.

"How are WE..."? Dimwit, you are referring to your bipolar other again, aren't you? Schizophrenia sets in stages- science hasn't been able to name yours.

For a first filial progeny of a neo-Homo habilis specie, you are 'smart' - smart in an ostrich-esque way.

Jellyfishes would weep for your retro-idiocy- and jellyfishes have no brains.

While your trànny father writhed beneath your dykè of a mother, you screwed Molly the cat to ease your denegerate self.

Even donkeys participate in your incèstous ørgies. Well, I suppose it's always a FAMILY REUNION.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 4:48pm On May 20, 2015
Tashaamania:
Ok!! show is still on cheesy cheesy

babe, u don vote?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by belac: 4:49pm On May 20, 2015
funlord:
grin
www.nairaland.com/2294221/nigerians-spend-least-24-minutes/1#33462557
Abeg my people read advice that me and chiam55 gave brother mark dat has suddenly turned to thrashing due 2" multiple blows 2 the medulla oblongata from coogar!" Mark learn 2 stop lying or go and become a politician and get paid for it !
...liar? Far from it
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MizMyColi(f): 4:50pm On May 20, 2015
KingTom:
Admit it, as reserved as you are, you enjoy a good e-fight once in a while grin grin grin

Lols.
But I just did na
smiley

I only enjoy e-fights in politics, especially the non-personal kind.
I don't know what to make of the one happening here.

First, it feels good to know he is being served his own medicine cos TSM yaps a lot and acts extremely full of himself, and won't relent in saying hurtful words to folks, but here it feels like a gang up of sorts.

A part of me isn't cool with it though.
But hey, it's the Rap Battles Section.

If you can't stand the heat, you get out of the kitchen.
Errrr
I'm taking my own advicewink
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 4:52pm On May 20, 2015
belac:
...liar? Far from it
Who is this "CANCER RIDDEN PIGLET?"!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 4:54pm On May 20, 2015
MizMyColi:


Lols.
But I just did na
smiley

I only enjoy e-fights in politics, especially the non-personal kind.
I don't know what to make of the one happening here.

First, it feels good to know he is being served his own medicine cos TSM yaps a lot and acts extremely full of himself, and won't relent in saying hurtful words to folks, but here it feels like a gang up of sorts.

A part of me isn't cool with it though.
But hey, it's the Rap Battles Section.

If you can't stand the heat, you get out of the kitchen.
Errrr
I'm taking my own advicewink
grin grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Mzdivacious(f): 4:54pm On May 20, 2015
johnjon:

coogar is a good rapper. one of the best here.
check this out.
https://www.nairaland.com/1838397/battle-warlords-cooger-vs-siddoggg
I just had a rap-gasm seconded

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