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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by April07: 1:46pm On May 20, 2015
Truckpusher:
Dem invite me come oh grin

Who rejects the kind of offer these days? cheesy

How your toto na? angry


After you tried to damage it the other day? undecided
Me and my flower scented vajayjay are hale and hearty cheesy

Hows that your powder puffing 2 inched wenie? angry

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 1:46pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Tell the dude to match my rap lines if he can.

Coogar, where are the punchlines you boasted about hours ago?

Let's do justice to rap.

Sinizia, your lord is failing youcheesy.
Dude isn't coming forth.Maybe he needs some enhancements. grin

Hands coogar a full dose of viagra and a sexy lingerie.

Coogar the great ,it's your choice to fucck or be fuccked. grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 1:46pm On May 20, 2015
Chiam55:


Suck your mader you lil _fag see how you turn up for a chick and tuck your willy between your legs when a man addresses you. Get back to sucking Mark's dick you fatherless Jeremy Kyle reject.
Grow some hair on your balls so that your asshole could rest. Always bbitching aft some gaylord or another.
when men are talking, please be mute. I hope you have charged your brain batteries for today. don't forget to do that if you haven't and ensure you take your pills too.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sinizia: 1:49pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Tell the dude to match my rap lines if he can.

Coogar, where are the punchlines you boasted about hours ago?

Let's do justice to rap.

Sinizia, your lord is failing youcheesy.

Bro, no offense meant, but you are getting this game wrong. Coogar is brutally wounding you. This is not about punchlines, lyricism, methaphor and what-not. Because the E-duel is going on in the Rap Section doesn't mean you two are text-battling. No need for rhymming. You two are dissing yourself, give fatal blows to each other. If you want to text-battle with Coogar, discuss it with him and the thread will be set up. What is happening now is dissing and you are rhymming. In dissing, you go for the jugular, no time for typo-eloquence.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:49pm On May 20, 2015
missclasssy:


You are the mumu here.
Can't you see I put an underscore before his name?
excellent reply grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 1:49pm On May 20, 2015
I would incinerate that oaf born in an Allen avenue brothel in the evening and send his rigor mortified carcass to his Parkinson stricken mother's thatched hut in Anambra. no time now

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sinizia: 1:50pm On May 20, 2015
missclasssy:


You are the mumu here.
Can't you see I put an underscore before his name?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/229503_ROFLMAODog_gif3fa44b12f55ba64fc785c3a5794ba92e
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 1:50pm On May 20, 2015
April07:



After you tried to damage it the other day? undecided
Me and my flower scented vajayjay are hale and hearty cheesy

Hows that your powder puffing 2 inched wenie? angry
Stop lying for Africa .

I don't even know the color of your vajayjay at all. angry

Oops! I remember now ,the powder stopped coming out the moment you left it alone .
Did you use it for some kinda facial treatment? grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 1:52pm On May 20, 2015
funlord:
grin
www.nairaland.com/1156958/nl-rap-battles-chatroom/730
This thread should show everybody here the type of ball size contained in kradleber pants!
Cc borussia, missclassy, chiam55,coogar, truckpusher and siniza!

Now mr rebel SHUT DAFUQ UP!

please erase yourself from my mentions attention seeking wh0re

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 1:53pm On May 20, 2015
missclasssy:


You are the mumu here.
Can't you see I put an underscore before his name?
Chai! See finishing ......smh. grin

Lemme get my glasses and look at it again. tongue
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 1:54pm On May 20, 2015
sinizia:


www.nairaland.com/attachments/229503_ROFLMAODog_gif3fa44b12f55ba64fc785c3a5794ba92e
grin

Dem dey finish me your own homeboy ,you dey clap abi?

Oya ,clap for ya self. grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:54pm On May 20, 2015
sinizia:


Bro, no offense meant, but you are getting this game wrong. Coogar is brutally wounding you. This is not about punchlines, lyricism, methaphor and what-not. Because the E-duel is going on in the Rap Section doesn't mean you two are text-battling. No need for rhymming. You two are dissing yourself, give fatal blows to each other. If you want to text-battle with Coogar, discuss it with him and the thread will be set up. What is happening now is dissing and you are rhymming. In dissing, you go for the jugular, no time for typo-eloquence.

Whether you are being biased isn't my concerned. He wanted a RAP BATTLE and I am beating him like a pro. You mean your rap king can't match KingSLAY punchline for punchline?cheesy

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 1:56pm On May 20, 2015
kradleber:


please erase yourself from my mentions attention seeking wh0re

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 1:58pm On May 20, 2015
kradleber:


please erase yourself from my mentions attention seeking wh0re
I would advise dat U avoid the LORD, becuz Even a MILLION brown envelopes plus a truckload of EIYE( learn the spelling JEW) baby boys won't save U if I descend on U! So park well! I battle MODS not MONGS!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:59pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:


Whether you are being biased isn't my concerned. He wanted a RAP BATTLE and I am beating him like a pro. You mean your rap king can't match KingSLAY punchline for punchline?cheesy



Fool, coogar is melting your asss and you are here talking rubbish.

In all my years on this forum I have never seen a more bigger fool than you.
Your foolishness is astonishing and I mean it.

My God!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 1:59pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Tell the dude to match my rap lines if he can.

Coogar, where are the punchlines you boasted about hours ago?

Let's do justice to rap.

Sinizia, your lord is failing youcheesy.

#jokes!

sinizia:

Bro, no offense meant, but you are getting this game wrong. Coogar is brutally wounding you. This is not about punchlines, lyricism, methaphor and what-not. Because the E-duel is going on in the Rap Section doesn't mean you two are text-battling. No need for rhymming. You two are dissing yourself, give fatal blows to each other. If you want to text-battle with Coogar, discuss it with him and the thread will be set up. What is happening now is dissing and you are rhymming. In dissing, you go for the jugular, no time for typo-eloquence.

the fool wants a rap battle!
look at the nonsense he's typing that he calls a rap line.


Dude, I slamdunked your balls, make a fluke of your calls along with these dolls.

So Lord that I robed in your cloak, shamed you before these folks until you choked.

Now I piss on your piece in your subtle attempt to seek peace.

On the grave where you lay is where I was crowned KingSLAY.

your balls/these dolls
your cloak/you choked
your piece/seek peace
you lay/kingslay

only one syllable rhymed throughout his rubbish verse. at the age of 6, i was already rhyming 2+ syllables at the very least. shey na this gibbon i would waste my time with to pen bars? grin cheesy

i don't blame him though.
a douchebag of his size would clean the vagïna of a whale. he's so much of a gay, you can stick an easter egg in and out of his rectum without breaking the egg.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:01pm On May 20, 2015

Coogar, come forth and crown me for clinically knocking you out with the ARTISTRY OF MY RAP LINES.

YOU WANTED A RAP BATTLE, WHY AVOID IT? FAKE MC! Let me teach you how we do it on the UniUyo basketball court every Wednesdaysmiley.


Come forth boy.


TruckPusher, Sinizia, KradLeber, Funlord and Borrussia: Come witness my official coronationsmiley.


Coogar, come forth!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 2:01pm On May 20, 2015
missclasssy:


Fool, coogar is melting your asss and you are here talking rubbish.

In all my years on this forum I have never seen a much bigger fool than you.
Your foolishness is astonishing and I mean it.

My God!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 2:02pm On May 20, 2015
I thought I was the only one seeing this. Smh
He wants to jump around and change the rules. That separated the men from the Mitches grin

missclasssy:


Fool, coogar is melting your asss and you are here talking rubbish.

In all my years on this forum I have never seen a much bigger fool than you.
Your foolishness is astonishing and I mean it.

My God!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 2:03pm On May 20, 2015
missclasssy:


Fool, coogar is melting your asss and you are here talking rubbish.

In all my years on this forum I have never seen a much bigger fool than you.
Your foolishness is astonishing and I mean it.

My God!
Its no longer a fair fight when peeps gangs up against one man and deliberately refuse to give him his fair points due to personal vendetta .

The charade would be too obvious to ignore by fairness.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 2:04pm On May 20, 2015
[quote author=Teempakguy post=33924283][/quote]Boy, you're beginning to behave like a panty sniffer. angry
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 2:04pm On May 20, 2015
Sonofmark this guy is taking U 2 the cleaners! Whether on rap flows or injury inducing insults! U on the other hand have been awarding your self marks 4 doing absolutely nada! I'm sorry but he is way ahead of U @ the moment! Focus on COOGAR and stop worrying about SINIZA and the REST OF US! All your claims of "typo jan.ja.wee.d eloquence" suddenly look highly Dubious 2 all who did not know U before today! Haba!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sinizia: 2:04pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:


Whether you are being biased isn't my concerned. He wanted a RAP BATTLE and I am beating him like a pro. You mean your rap king can't match KingSLAY punchline for punchline?cheesy



Let me explain it for you because you are getting it all wrong. I'm not biased.

See, when it comes to TEXT-BATTLING or RAP BATTLES in this section, we have - rhymes, double entredre, flow, methaphor, smile, punchlines etc. That's what you are doing. Your mono-syllabic rhymming is needed for text-battling. If this was a rap battle, i'd say you are winning. But this is a beef, an insult fest, a duel. No RULES. Coogar, Kardleber, Íbime and other cats here can rhyme perfectly. But Coogar is not rhymming or using methaphors. Why? Because you two are dissing each other, not text-battling. We didn't come here to see rhymes. We came to see insults up to one's forefathers and only Coogar is bringing his A-game in this duel.


If you want a rap battle, ask Coogar and if he agrees, then a thread will be created. I'm not being biased. This is not a rap battle, you two are dissing. Spot the difference.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by April07: 2:05pm On May 20, 2015
Truckpusher:
Stop lying for Africa .

I don't even know the color of your vajayjay at all. angry

Oops! I remember now ,the powder stopped coming out the moment you left it alone .
Did you use it for some kinda facial treatment? grin


Thou shalt not bear false witness against your neighbor! angry

You can't hold me responsible for your inability to shoot powder.. undecided
Yaah I know I owned your a55 the last time.. you kept huffing and puffing like some old...I dunno.. tongue tongue

But.. I was careful not to take it all.
Because, I'm an angel smiley

Ok..
I know what happened!
I'll send you a truckload of vaseline tomao.
Happy jerking grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 2:06pm On May 20, 2015
missclasssy:
You all should come here. This is where it's all going down.
It's high time this boastful sonofmark gets taught a lesson once and for all.

Cc
Borr ussia Lordhu go
Roki atu Chiam 55
Lala 247 funl ord nne ka123 tashaam ania iamc haris ronald4lif king lekan lo gicalmind1 orijin1 01 steph enqueen borus sia jacksp arrow1207 tee mpakguy truckp usher naijab oiy kingto m
Where e dey happen grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 2:07pm On May 20, 2015
Folks, this duel is about coogar and sonofmark, leave them to battle it out now
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:07pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


#jokes!



the fool wants a rap battle!
look at the nonsense he's typing that he calls a rap line.



your balls/these dolls
your cloak/you choked
your piece/seek peace
you lay/kingslay

only one syllable rhymed throughout his rubbish verse. at the age of 6, i was already rhyming 2+ syllables at the very least. shey na this gibbon i would waste my time with to pen bars? grin cheesy

i don't blame him though.
a douchebag of his size would clean the vagïna of a whale. he's so much of a gay, you can stick an easter egg in and out of his rectum without breaking the egg.


Cease QUACKING, just DUCKwink.

Your lame retorts aren't even DIRTY so I REAPED you apart like a SOW.


Bring on the PUNCHLINES let's CONNECT who's kingcheesy.

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 2:08pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


#jokes!



the fool wants a rap battle!
look at the nonsense he's typing that he calls a rap line.



your balls/these dolls
your cloak/you choked
your piece/seek peace
you lay/kingslay

only one syllable rhymed throughout his rubbish verse. at the age of 6, i was already rhyming 2+ syllables at the very least. shey na this gibbon i would waste my time with to pen bars? grin cheesy

i don't blame him though.
a douchebag of his size would clean the vagïna of a whale. he's so much of a gay, you can stick an easter egg in and out of his rectum without breaking the egg.
DAMN!

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 2:08pm On May 20, 2015
Truckpusher:
Boy, you're beginning to behave like a panty sniffer. angry
angry
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sinizia: 2:09pm On May 20, 2015
Truckpusher:
grin
Dem dey finish me your own homeboy ,you dey clap abi?
Oya ,clap for ya self. grin
No vex. grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 2:11pm On May 20, 2015
April07:



Thou shalt not bear false witness against your neighbor! angry

You can't hold me responsible for your inability to shoot powder.. undecided
Yaah I know I owned your a55 the last time.. you kept huffing and puffing like some old...I dunno.. tongue tongue

But.. I was careful not to take it all.
Because, I'm an angel smiley

Ok..
I know what happened!
I'll send you a truckload of vaseline tomao.
Happy jerking grin grin
Hehe...look at ya mouth.

I was only huffing and puffing to ensure you're juiced up cos you ain't got no juice,it got to a point and I thought I was with another guy grin

What happened to ya juice? Did you sell them to buy ya self better panties and draws? cheesy
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 2:12pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


look at this fool!
you aren't even smart enough to put lines together intelligently & yet you want a rap battle? there's a process before you can battle your intellectual god. follow the due process and if you work hard, you could get the chance by 2019.

you are not on my level of verbiage.
so go back to your romance section with your perforated brain cells. you are a mongolian idïot. if there's anywhere resembling hell in the afterlife, i have no single doubt you would be sucking lucifer's balls right there while you are being fisted by 20 ewoks!

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