iAmCharis:

One more quote from you and I'll release my lexical missiles on you.

So na for my body you wan come open eye abi . Guy I go call coo..ger and gi...vah here oo. Better maintain.

Truckpusher:
Yes ma'am , sorry I couldn't reply on time because I was ontop something.

ronald4lif:


So na for my body you wan come open eye abi . Guy I go call coo..ger and gi...vah here oo. Better maintain.

iAmCharis:
Were you trying to say something like this??

Deejavuu:


Ermm ermm

TheSonOfMark:

He isn't bad.
I like rhymes and metaphors more though. Now that's rap- no similes.

Stay up for FunLord's funeral.


FUNLORD, IF BY MIDNIGHT YOU DO NOT TAKE UP MY CHALLENGE, I'D PERSONALLY HUNT AND HAUNT YOU ON NAIRALAND TILL YOU PLEAD FOR MERCY AND THE 'RÈTARDED BÄSTARD' TAG WOULD FOREVER BE LABELLED TO.
NAIRALAND BEAR ME WITNESS.

iAmCharis:

In the presence of ebho rebhe

TheSonOfMark:

He isn't bad.
I like rhymes and metaphors more though. Now that's rap- no similes.

Stay up for FunLord's funeral.


FUNLORD, IF BY MIDNIGHT YOU DO NOT TAKE UP MY CHALLENGE, I'D PERSONALLY HUNT AND HAUNT YOU ON NAIRALAND TILL YOU PLEAD FOR MERCY AND THE 'RÈTARDED BÄSTARD' TAG WOULD FOREVER BE LABELLED TO.
NAIRALAND BEAR ME WITNESS.

ronald4lif:
Kradleber, I'll like to be your tutee. You got some mad punchlines.

Deejavuu:




You know how we roll right

TheSonOfMark:

Posting pictograms is feminine.
Your king got the rap thread locked.

How about you, his slave, step in for him while he's busy sucking dìcks for money.

FUNLORD IF YOU TURN DOWN THIS CHALLENGE YOU ARE A RETÄRDED BÀSTARD.

Let's do this now.

Cc: KradLeber
Borrussia
Sinizia
Romanceland

TheSonOfMark:

Posting pictograms is feminine.
Your king got the rap thread locked.

How about you, his slave, step in for him while he's busy sucking dìcks for money.

FUNLORD IF YOU TURN DOWN THIS CHALLENGE YOU ARE A RETÄRDED BÀSTARD.

Let's do this now.

Cc: KradLeber
Borrussia
Sinizia
Romanceland

kradleber:



Anticipate my audio acapella battle next week Sunday..
I would post the link once its completed
You'd see multi-syllabic rhymes, a fine package of both foreign and local references buttered with intricate lyricism.

Note that the nigga I'm to brawl has lost four times against me in the past
but I'm definitely not sleeping on this battle..I hope you'd listen to it when it drops.

Deejavuu:


I'm not smiling at all

Truckpusher:
What again? I dun step for line?

iAmCharis:
I doubt.

kradleber:


If this isn't flattery, then thanks

Anticipate my brawl next week Sunday, you could pick a few tips from there.
Someone is going to meet the Grim Reaper for the 5th time on that fateful Sunday

Deejavuu:


Really!?

*hugs him oya ndo*

iAmCharis:
See professional friendzoning.

ronald4lif:

Yes, please tag me when you drop the big bang. Will be waiting.

Deejavuu:


Hehehe..

Zemobò..

iAmCharis:

Okay. Me holen.

funlord:


Daughter of Mark! U have been already annihilated na! I was just the benevolent moderator! I don't spew jargons, drivel and misogynist crap 4 a living like U do! 2day your rabid dog approach 2 issues has delivered u 2 an early grave! It seems U are oblivious 2 the fact that all U gained From this savage beat down was only more caustic ugliness on your insides and especially on your outsides! Right now, Death from the hammer of an isis militant is more appealing than spending the rest of my life looking like you. What are you, anyways? You look like a combination between a mutilated ape, and a visible fart.

TheSonOfMark:

If rap is the menu, can I have a three-course meal?
I'd definitely be looking forward to it.

I hope you are also a storyteller like Drake, Kendrick, Andre3000 and Kanye?

Deejavuu:




Oya take this

TheSonOfMark:

CöckLord, I slayed your lover artistically while you were orgasming from the his phalangial massage of your genìtals.

KingSLAY would lay you out like clay while I play around with scalping you till you turn grey.

You are a faithful lover though but like Siamese twins, you are bound to your idiocy.

Your god backed out and the rule was 'WHOEVER BACKS DOWN LOSES'.

I particularly like to taunt degenerate marsupials like yourself so you can hop to your doom.

You cephalo-deficient retro-cerebral cryogenized-revamped dimwitted eclampsia-begotten delusional neathandral.

TheSonOfMark:

CöckLord, I slayed your lover artistically while you were orgasming from the his phalangial massage of your genìtals.

KingSLAY would lay you out like clay while I play around with scalping you till you turn grey.

You are a faithful lover though but like Siamese twins, you are bound to your idiocy.

Your god backed out and the rule was 'WHOEVER BACKS DOWN LOSES'.

I particularly like to taunt degenerate marsupials like yourself so you can hop to your doom.

You cephalo-deficient retro-cerebral cryogenized-revamped dimwitted eclampsia-begotten delusional neathandral.

KRADLEBER

Besides, what is Drake and kanye doing in that list?

TheSonOfMark:

They may not hit the hardest but they tell better. Drake used to be a good storyteller in his 'BEDROCK' days. Kanye too. Eminem should be on the list too.

ronald4lif:


So na for my body you wan come open eye abi . Guy I go call coo..ger and gi...vah here oo. Better maintain.

funlord:

U have just typed a years worth of "balderdash from your colonial dictionary" that even U yourself lack the temerity 2 understand! This your stupidity is legendary! It is creatures of your kind that revealed the existence of the stoopid tree! Unfortunately it seems U did not only fall out of the stoopid tree, but got your arse dragged through the entire forest containing the species!

Suddenly our CöckLord loses his bite when his lover isn't around.

You are the failed product of test-tube baby making by a retårded laboratory intern.
It failed so badly they had to transplant your mum's ovum to an orangutang before your foetus could develop.

For the first few months you had to suckle your monkey surrogate mum which left you with the I.Q of a lower primate.

But you learnt real fast for a half-monkey thanks to being the product of a lab experiment?

So tell me, when last did you visit the TROPICAL RAIN FOREST TO SEE YOUR RELATIVES?

Ipledge:
boss me