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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:14am On May 21, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Suddenly our CöckLord loses his bite when his lover isn't around.

You are the failed product of test-tube baby making by a retarded laboratory intern.
It failed so badly they had to transplate your mum's ovum to an orangutang before your foetus could develop.

For the first few months you had to suckle your monkey surrogate mum which left you with the I.Q of a lower primate.

But you learnt real fast for a half-monkey thanks to being the product of a lab experiment?

So tell me, when last did you visit the TROPICAL RAIN FOREST TO SEE YOUR RELATIVES?cheesy
grin
TheSonOfMark:

Suddenly our CöckLord loses his bite when his lover isn't around.

You are the failed product of test-tube baby making by a retarded laboratory intern.
It failed so badly they had to transplate your mum's ovum to an orangutang before your foetus could develop.

For the first few months you had to suckle your monkey surrogate mum which left you with the I.Q of a lower primate.

But you learnt real fast for a half-monkey thanks to being the product of a lab experiment?

So tell me, when last did you visit the TROPICAL RAIN FOREST TO SEE YOUR RELATIVES?cheesy
Jeez U really are a weakling! No wonder your all time favourite targets are women, children and the anus of little boys! No wonder "rokiatu,lala247 and chiam55" have all tagged U as a confirmed batty boi! U make no sense, u display apex cowardice, U look 4 conspiracies where non exist, U confuse yourself, U irritate animals, Lucifer denies your existence, your family tell strangers U are adopted , U crave male attention, U display the emotional discipline of a new born baby hippo! These are all basic characteristics dat are displayed by chronic fa.gs and mongs such as yourself! I really wish I could SLAP some sense into U and your thick quaker oat filled skull but I can't because that would be Termed as ANIMAL ABUSE! U are a special breed of DOLT I must say!

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:14am On May 21, 2015

CøckLord/FunLord, if you give up tonight, I'd haunt you till you deactivate your account. I AM THAT RUTHLESS. I'VE MADE TWO PEOPLE HERE DO IT.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 12:20am On May 21, 2015
Deejavuu:


[size=15pt] Yes!!![/size] angry
Gimme a clue on how to pay for my fucck up. grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:22am On May 21, 2015
ronald4lif:


My oga at the top, how far nau
Na Godwin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:23am On May 21, 2015
Truckpusher:
Gimme a clue on how to pay for my fucck up. grin
frog jump from otuoke to Abuja grin simple
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Deejavuu(f): 12:25am On May 21, 2015
Truckpusher:
Gimme a clue on how to pay for my fucck up. grin

Lool..

*pensivemood**

Pay some bills into my account tongue


Ikid ikid..

The only thing that can pay for the fuckup, just vote for tohpahz on the D-day sad ..

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 12:26am On May 21, 2015
MrCork:



...errmm sweery..plis be careful & stay far far far away from missclasssy.....she has multiple personallity &s she will scratch yor face....she hates beauuriful ladies like u! embarassed

grin Missclassy is literally the only virgin that don't wanna be a virgin, unfortunately she's too ugly to get laid.

I bet she humps her mouka-foam pillow every night picturing blacket or vjsmiless in her head.
The day she gets laid, I deactivate my account !
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:28am On May 21, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

CøckLord/FunLord, if you give up tonight, I'd haunt you till you deactivate your account. I AM THAT RUTHLESS. I'VE MADE TWO PEOPLE HERE DO IT.
grin
TheSonOfMark:

CøckLord/FunLord, if you give up tonight, I'd haunt you till you deactivate your account. I AM THAT RUTHLESS. I'VE MADE TWO PEOPLE HERE DO IT.
WILL U SHUT THAT PIGS ANUS U CALL A MOUTH! U must be a crack junkie, who sniffs glue and drinks donkey sp.er.m 4 kicks! Do U think all your dumb assertions and empty threats mean JACK 2 a nigga like me? Or u think I am one of those women U live 2 victimise? Now Listen carefully U bingo Eating Uyo born Twunt! I can end U both ON and OFFLINE, I'm not a normal happy go lucky NL nigga! I would love nothing more than 2 detach your cranium from your lifeless shell of a body and use your skull as a personal biro holder! IN the game of LIFE,WITS,CASH, SWAG or GEEDOM? U are a bloody learner compared 2 me! I'm what U call a BEAST! U are 2 insignificant 2 be a problem, U are like a test question 2 people like me, We tick u off and move on 2 the next FLEA! FVCK U,what U stand 4, YOUR family, YOUR SET, and your BLOODY monica( not moniker)! U ARE A CONFIRMED HAS BEEN, BIATCH ASS NIGGA! And u just met your own personal grim reaper the FUNLORDl! the one the lord has put on this earth 2 bring your WORTHLESS existence 2 an early termination! Now begone so dat I can fvck my biatch and get some sleep, I will serve U some more real nigger S.P.ER.M dat u can use as mouthwash 2moro! Dumschlau!

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:31am On May 21, 2015
funlord:
grin
Jeez U really are a weakling! No wonder your all time favourite targets are women, children and the anus of little boys! No wonder "rokiatu,lala247 and chiam55" have all tagged U as a confirmed batty boi! U make no sense, u display apex cowardice, U look 4 conspiracies where non exist, U confuse yourself, U irritate animals, Lucifer denies your existence, your family tell strangers U are adopted , U crave male attention, U display the emotional discipline of a new born baby hippo! These are all basic characteristics dat are displayed by chronic fa.gs and mongs such as yourself! I really wish I could SLAP some sense into U and your thick quaker oat filled skull but I can't because that would be Termed as ANIMAL ABUSE! U are a special breed of DOLT I must say!

Well if your mum had taken that pill we wouldn't be doing this. While you try your paedophilic moves on those cyber-rejects, I scorn on them like a superior is supposed to do.
Angels wept the day you were born. You know why? It's because they knew - the clinic attendants labourf in vaincheesy.

Even Cerebral Palsy patients discriminate against you. They to create a special ward for your kind of illness.

If there was ever a 'WORLD RÉTARDS DAY' , it would be on the unfaithful day you were birthed into thetALZHELMIER-SHAKING PHALANGES OF YOUR MUM.

Medically, what I am doing to you is called 'EUTHANASIA' (mercy killing) - I'm helping to put your mistake of an uneventful banal half-living existence out of it misery then maybe later cremate your carcass to rid the planet of your contagious retärded being.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:32am On May 21, 2015
Deejavuu:


Lool..

*pensivemood**

Pay some bills into my account tongue


Ikid ikid..

The only thing that can pay for the fuckup, just vote for tohpahz on the D-day sad ..
that's soft
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 12:34am On May 21, 2015
cherryice:
La247 chia55, tashamania kiss kiss im bk u guyz
had a smooth flight

You. Long time.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 12:36am On May 21, 2015
funlord:
grin
Jeez U really are a weakling! No wonder your all time favourite targets are women, children and the anus of little boys! No wonder "rokiatu,lala247 and chiam55" have all tagged U as a confirmed batty boi! U make no sense, u display apex cowardice, U look 4 conspiracies where non exist, U confuse yourself, U irritate animals, Lucifer denies your existence, your family tell strangers U are adopted , U crave male attention, U display the emotional discipline of a new born baby hippo! These are all basic characteristics dat are displayed by chronic fa.gs and mongs such as yourself! I really wish I could SLAP some sense into U and your thick quaker oat filled skull but I can't because that would be Termed as ANIMAL ABUSE U are a special breed of DOLT I must say!

Bitten, Stolen and reworded. No.27

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 12:41am On May 21, 2015
Deejavuu:


Lool..

*pensivemood**

Pay some bills into my account tongue


Ikid ikid..

The only thing that can pay for the fuckup, just vote for tohpahz on the D-day sad ..
See scamming . grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:41am On May 21, 2015
kradleber:


Bitten, Stolen and reworded. No.27
Look @ this Fool! U think I'm a thief like U? Or u think u have a monoply on lyrics or things u and I have seen in the past? Swerve of my mentions you ret.ar.ded orang utan! Olodo! No wonder coogar always slaps the taste out of your stank gob!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Deejavuu(f): 12:43am On May 21, 2015
Ipledge:
that's soft

wink grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by francizy(m): 12:44am On May 21, 2015
Truckpusher:
See scamming . grin

Goan sleep and stop chasing woman up and down... tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Deejavuu(f): 12:44am On May 21, 2015
Truckpusher:
See scamming . grin

angry angry cry

Not joking
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:46am On May 21, 2015
funlord:
grin
WILL U SHUT THAT PIGS ANUS U CALL A MOUTH! U must be a crack junkie, who sniffs glue and drinks donkey sp.er.m 4 kicks! Do U think all your dumb assertions and empty threats mean JACK 2 a nigga like me? Or u think I am one of those women U live 2 victimise? Now Listen carefully U bingo Eating Uyo born Twunt! I can end U both ON and OFFLINE, I'm not a normal happy go lucky NL nigga! I would love nothing more than 2 detach your cranium from your lifeless shell of a body and use your skull as a personal biro holder! IN the game of LIFE,WITS,CASH, SWAG or GEEDOM? U are a bloody learner compared 2 me! I'm what U call a BEAST! U are 2 insignificant 2 be a problem, U are like a test question 2 people like me, We tick u off and move on 2 the next FLEA! FVCK U,what U stand 4, YOUR family, YOUR SET, and your BLOODY monica( not moniker)! U ARE A CONFIRMED HAS BEEN, BIATCH ASS NIGGA! And u just met 2 funlord, the one the lord has put on this earth 2 bring your WORTHLESS existence 2 an early termination! Now begone so dat I can fvck a bitch and get some sleep, I will serve U some more real nigger S.P.ER.M dat u can use as mouthwash 2moro! Dumschlau!

Twice I had to blink, I mean, how can a how foam this much like a drink?

You epileptic reject.

The son of Mark puts a mark to back so everytime you lie down you'd rue the folly of having a brain that has packed.
FunLord concieved as a tribute to the escapade in payment for a wine gourd.

I'm so above your caliber that I had to point my caliber low to aim at you.

This is a feeding FEEDING FRENZY so pardon if I go Clifford ØRGY.

Like PIRANNAHS- I'M HAVING YOU RAW FOR BREAKFAST.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:46am On May 21, 2015
Deejavuu:


wink grin
let him do frog jump from otuoke to Abuja
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:48am On May 21, 2015
daughter of mark! Later! I need 2 clean up all dis your blood that was splattered on me before i crash! Stop being a woman hater ok?

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 12:51am On May 21, 2015
francizy:


Goan sleep and stop chasing woman up and down... tongue
I'm typing from my sleep. cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:51am On May 21, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Twice I had to blink, I mean, how can a how foam this much like a drink?

You epileptic reject.

The son of Mark puts a mark to back so everytime you lie down you'd rue the folly of having a brain that has packed.
FunLord concieved as a tribute to the escapade in payment for a wine gourd.

I'm so above your caliber that I had to point my caliber low to aim at you.

This is a feeding FEEDING FRENZY so pardon if I go Clifford ØRGY.

Like PIRANNAHS- I'M HAVING YOU RAW FOR BREAKFAST.
Abeg go 2 bed! Even jesus thinks your a dry dumb ass! Bad night W.an.ker!!!

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 12:51am On May 21, 2015
Deejavuu:


angry angry cry

Not joking
This thing strong o. cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by francizy(m): 12:52am On May 21, 2015
Truckpusher:
I'm typing from my sleep. cheesy

Hehehehe, you donminit!!?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:55am On May 21, 2015

I told you whoever backs down is a retårded bastard. ARE YOU WILLINGLY BOWING OUT TO ME?

Let it be known henceforth that you are a båstardcheesy.

Cc: Nairaland
funlord:

Abeg go 2 bed! Even jesus thinks your a dry dumb ass! Bad night W.an.ker!!!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Deejavuu(f): 1:02am On May 21, 2015
Truckpusher:
This thing strong o. cheesy

Yess oo

angry sad cry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Deejavuu(f): 1:02am On May 21, 2015
Ipledge:
let him do frog jump from otuoke to Abuja

Hehehe..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 1:03am On May 21, 2015
funlord:

Look @ this Fool! U think I'm a thief like U? Or u think u have a monoply on lyrics or things u and I have seen in the past? Swerve of my mentions you ret.ar.ded orang utan! Olodo! No wonder cooggar always slaps the taste out of your stank gob!


Cooger slapped the pink ¢unt called your mother not me.
Ever since you heard about cooger today, his name has been on your lips like a permanent gloss.
Dickriding and Famzing someone that doesn't even know you exist on nairaland ..

The same cooger you venerate is a perpetual biter that has been caught biting lyrics in rap battles from KOTD and other battle leagues.
He used to use a sobriquet called Sauron which he also used in posting half of canibus lines he's bitten before he was exposed by Ofoka and co
Check his battle with siddogg and Google the lines. Half were bitten from KOTD.

You talk like you were born yesterday.
All I see is words but you ain't saying anything.
Just keep talking and perhaps something intelligent may slip out.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:04am On May 21, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

I told you whoever backs down is a retårded bastard. ARE YOU WILLINGLY BOWING OUT TO ME?

Let it be known hencefortg that you are a båstardcheesy.

Cc: Nairaland
grin
TheSonOfMark:

I told you whoever backs down is a retårded bastard. ARE YOU WILLINGLY BOWING OUT TO ME?

Let it be known hencefortg that you are a båstardcheesy.

Cc: Nairaland

WHAT A FOOL! U think everyone has no life like your social reject arse? The ashes of your embarrassment are scattered all over my mentions! Keep fooling yourself by claiming I'm bowing out! Or are u deactivating after the "supernatural mixed martial arts type WOZING" U received today! So because of a nonsensical nobody like U I should not rest? U can sleep online maybe U may be lucky 2 meet 1 of your fellow "elton john fan club members" online and he can join u in sexting all night! when I catch U next time it would be more wailing and gnashing of teeth as always! Go 2 hades 4 now and twerk on the devils C.O.C.K 4 good measure......***drops mike like a boss***

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:05am On May 21, 2015

News flash!

All Romanceland bimbos and their buttlickers would be massively attacked from the flip side of dawn. Let me take my supposf ruthless to the next level. TWO MONIKERS HAVE TO BE DEACTIVATED MONTHLY. Get ready folks. No mod can even save you fellows now.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 1:05am On May 21, 2015
funlord:
daughter of mark! Later! I need 2 clean up all dis your blood that was splattered on me before i crash! Stop being a woman hater ok?

False.. You've only exhausted your 100 naira -10mb ...

If Poverty had a twin, I bet you are its Kehinde

Oloshi,

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:07am On May 21, 2015
kradleber:



Cooger slaps the ¢unt called your mother not me.
Ever since you heard about cooger today, his name been on your lips like a permanent gloss.
Dickriding and Famzing someone that doesn't even know you exist of nairaland ..

The same cooger you venerate is a perpetual biter that has been caught biting lyrics in battles from KOTD and other battle leagues.
He used to use a sobriquet called Sauron which he also used in posting half of canibus lines he's bitten before he was exposed by Ofoka and so...
Check his battle with siddogg and Google the lines. Half were bitten from KOTD.

You talk like you were born yesterday.
All I see is words but you ain't saying anything.
Just keep talking and perhaps something intelligent may slip out.
grin
kradleber:



Cooger slaps the ¢unt called your mother not me.
Ever since you heard about cooger today, his name been on your lips like a permanent gloss.
Dickriding and Famzing someone that doesn't even know you exist of nairaland ..

The same cooger you venerate is a perpetual biter that has been caught biting lyrics in battles from KOTD and other battle leagues.
He used to use a sobriquet called Sauron which he also used in posting half of canibus lines he's bitten before he was exposed by Ofoka and so...
Check his battle with siddogg and Google the lines. Half were bitten from KOTD.

You talk like you were born yesterday.
All I see is words but you ain't saying anything.
Just keep talking and perhaps something intelligent may slip out.
Small pikin go and sleep! Your bones are still growing! Just make sure U change your moniker tomorrow 2 "Coogars Biatch"! Kwot!

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