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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by admax(m): 1:09pm On May 21, 2015 |
Very Simple thing Thinking... Thinking.... Thinking...... Thinking.............. Wait am coming. |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by missKiffy(f): 1:10pm On May 21, 2015 |
The Lord is your strength |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Nobody: 1:11pm On May 21, 2015 |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by oppybouy(m): 1:11pm On May 21, 2015 |
1)get a gun and rob your fucking bank! 2)make plans to kidnap the president elect 3)like Db.Cooper, goan and hijack a plane. dude seriously, its really not feasible.... its just an euphemism to tell you that you would be sacked at the end of June. but then again, you never know. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Nobody: 1:11pm On May 21, 2015 |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by dayojags10(m): 1:11pm On May 21, 2015 |
;Dnah sugar mama fit do am ooh ;Dnah sugar mama fit do am ooh |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by U2ice(m): 1:12pm On May 21, 2015 |
Hmmmm...that's why I luv that book "Rich dad Poor dad" Goodluck on ur search 1 Like |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by portaableg(f): 1:12pm On May 21, 2015 |
Start applying for a new job. 1 Like |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by OBOHWILSON: 1:12pm On May 21, 2015 |
NICE ONE |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by portaableg(f): 1:13pm On May 21, 2015 |
Rich Dad Poor Dad I suppose U2ice: |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by richidinho(m): 1:13pm On May 21, 2015 |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by InvertedHammer: 1:14pm On May 21, 2015 |
/ It is apparent that your bank is telling you indirectly either 1). Quit OR .2) Hijack a bullion van. \ 1 Like |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by BSF: 1:14pm On May 21, 2015 |
40manlappy: @40manlappy, I will tell you something you will not like initially, but in the long run will be good for you. THE EFFORT you will put to get this N500m for another man's business, if you will put that effort in your own idea, you would be faaaar better off. The Management of your bank is a TASK MASTER. You must labour for the task master,because the TASK MASTER has taken the courage of starting a business that you are now employed in. From your request it is obvious that banking/selling /chasing deposit is not your passion, else you would have found a way out. Go for jobs in your line of passion or create business ideas in the line of your passion. NEVER despise the days of little beginnings!!!!. I wish you God Speed!!! 7 Likes |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Panshow(m): 1:15pm On May 21, 2015 |
Borrow N500 million from the bank and deposit back. Case closed. Just kidding o. |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by InvertedHammer: 1:15pm On May 21, 2015 |
1 Like |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by pofolo(m): 1:16pm On May 21, 2015 |
40manlappy: Simple. Tell them to provide you funds for, 1: Olugboun 2: Mayeun. 3: Ak 47 or SMG's 4: bullet proof vests 5: armour tank 6: bow and arrows 7: helmet. You will then thereafter do the needful. 8 Likes |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by martinselnino(m): 1:16pm On May 21, 2015 |
through hard work and God |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Youngzedd(m): 1:17pm On May 21, 2015 |
This one is strong. 1 Like |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by komek(m): 1:17pm On May 21, 2015 |
Merlissa:Who be this na? |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Youngzedd(m): 1:18pm On May 21, 2015 |
U2ice: You can say that again |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by chigoizie7(m): 1:18pm On May 21, 2015 |
40manlappy: For your bank to ask you for N500m target, u must be a high ranked officer and as such your salary is very very attractive and huge, only if u could think outside the box,u ve experience on cash managment and policies, I bet u also have savings, u also have good contacts as to past depositors who are very rich, oga just go enterprenure, look for somewere to invest. Please how much is 19% of N500m for three months(when serving as a loan), bros that amount can pay your 1yr salary with change With such experience and cash, bros, no fvucking modafuvcker can order me around as a pupet. People beg for 500k so as to make their life a better choice, u must have upto 2M in your account,only if u can think outside d boss, then u can be your own boss. 1 Like |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by doyinbaby(f): 1:19pm On May 21, 2015 |
When I was an undergraduate I used to think banking job were fantastic u know the way u see them suit up,But now I know that all that glitters is not gold.i lent over the years to appreciate want God has done for me after finding out other peoples condition 5 Likes |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Chrisbenogor(m): 1:19pm On May 21, 2015 |
pofolo:Laugh wan scatter my belle Na only you pass this test are. |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Ranchhoddas: 1:20pm On May 21, 2015 |
Billyonaire:are you really a billionaire? 1 Like |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by mmsen: 1:20pm On May 21, 2015 |
If you could find a way that would enable non-domiciled Nigerians to easily deposit funds into a bank account. And you would assist with creating new accounts then you could meet your target. Many overseas Nigerians are sick of the tax laws abroad. |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Dollarchap(m): 1:22pm On May 21, 2015 |
Banking jobs is as not as attractive as it used to be. A lot of people just work for a short time to raise funds so that they can start their own business.
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Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Patented: 1:22pm On May 21, 2015 |
look for dormant accounts with a high transaction history and track down the owner and talk to them, take bank souvenirs too. 2 Likes |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by help3852: 1:23pm On May 21, 2015 |
I hope the op knows that his boss and supervisors may see this. |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by akintun: 1:25pm On May 21, 2015 |
Billyonaire: abeg which bank is offering 13% on TB. The last TB a bank bought on my behalf was at 9.9% 2 Likes |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by dayojags10(m): 1:25pm On May 21, 2015 |
U2ice:rich dad poor dad |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Sijo01(f): 1:28pm On May 21, 2015 |
richidinho: Are you by chance the op? |
Re: Help! I Need To Meet N500m Deposit Target Before June 30 2015 by Joshuadon: 1:30pm On May 21, 2015 |
Resign and go into agriculture U will make cool money |
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