1: Nobody locks the damn door.
[Scenario]:
A killer opens the gate, opens the front door, walks
through the sitting room, up the stairs, and opens
the bedroom door and strikes unchecked and
unnoticed all the way through…Geez!
2. Sex makes you lose your sense of hearing.
[Scenario]:
Hubby comes home for lunch (as a surprise), opens
the gate, drives in, locks the gate, opens the front
door, goes upstairs (same as scenario 1), opens the
bedroom door and catches the wife in bed with a
lover. I guess we secrete “muff” hormones during
sex…#Bio 101
3. Who says you cannot give birth to someone 5
years younger than you?
[Scenario]:
Desmond Elliot: Thanks mom.
Eucharia Anulobi: you’re welcome dear.
No makeup to depict the supposed difference in age
or is her anti-aging cream that good?
4. 2 legs in trousers and black shoes isn’t a good
sign.
[Scenario]:
Legs walking (cue in sound specialist with
“Dramatic” sound effects) #ge geun-girigigi­
gigi.gaga-gugugbagba..ge geun#…Be warned!!!
5: The Police do not exaggerate.
[Scenario]:
Police man: *Flashes worn out ID* I am Inspector
Mark, this is Sergeant James. You’re under arrest
for the murder of “one” (yes one not two) Miss
Sandra Johnson [name is fictional ooo}.
Honest folks. Police is indeed your friend.
6: Even a modern gun has to be cocked several
times before you shoot.
[Scenario]:
Bad guy: *cocks gun* I will shoot you if you do not
stay down
(1 min later)
Bad guy: *Re-cocks gun* Where is the money?
(Police siren)
Bad guy: *Re-re-cocks gun* waste all of them.
7: All that you need to watch a movie is: The name,
the poster and the cast.
Shikena. Grab a bowl of tanfiri and enjoy.
8: If a film has 4 parts, all you need is the last 15
minutes of Part 4 to understand and enjoy the
movie.
9: Men are soooo gullible. They swallow everything
hook, line & sinker
[Scenario]:
Man: I kept calling Julie but her phone is switched
off since last night so I decided to check her at
home.
Girlfriend’s best friend: Oh Julie? She’s not who you
think she is. She went out with her other boyfriend.
Man: I can’t believe she’d do this to me.
Girlfriend’s best friend: I am so sorry. She doesn’t
appreciate you…#blah blah#
He ends up impregnating her best friend before
discovering she made it all up.
Why am I a man sef? Shame dey catch me.
And for the last fac (for now)…
10: The world is the smallest place you can ever
think of.
[Scenario]:
A man finally decides to marry but his proposed
bride is his long lost sister whom his parents have
been hiding.
[Scenario]:
The man and his family whom you maltreated will
be the ones in position to help you in future.
[Scenario]:
Anyone who aborts a child always has difficulty
having children later in life
have a wonderful evening

how is this crap romantic ?

Bike abeg carry mi go malawi, no b here I dey find!

Waste of my last 1% percent battery life....

Yeah, the funniest thing is that when someone shot dead, no blood comes out.

agarawu23:
how is this crap romantic ?

sorry if its in d wrong section a beg help tell mods to move am

Very funny

cally3D:
Bike abeg carry mi go malawi, no b here I dey find!

bros wet u see fuel?no be or mates d trek so u no go go start or or own trekking journey to or destination

pinkbee:
Very funny

I thought u gals liked naija movies

on point

groundnutoil:
I thought u gals liked naija movies

Not my kind.
I'd rather watch bollywood

INTERMAN:
Yeah, the funniest thing is that when someone shot dead, no blood comes out.

u get sharp eye. Na tomato kishup be their blood. Lolz

u gat me laughing here

pinkbee:

Not my kind.
I'd rather watch bollywood

both bolly and Molly no d ma dictionary only holly me d follow

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Jollyjoy:
u get sharp eye. Na tomato kishup be their blood. Lolz

hehehehe before u wan make DM ur blood abi

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sister wetin be ur own na u no go go pay seen ad fee make I'm put am for FP for u ?

groundnutoil:
sister wetin be ur own na u no go go pay seen ad fee make I'm put am for FP for u ?

do it for a cool ransome

Well, i have seen a few nollywood movies recently and i can say that there has been a slight improvement.

So cool

groundnutoil:
hehehehe before u wan make DM ur blood abi

na film na. That is Also part of the entertainment.

And this is absolutely normal.

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rokiatu:
And this is absolutely normal.

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Ha hou hout of hhhyour senses lol see ur ppl

motor go get accident, you no go see the scratches car nor the remains

This post is just crap! Despite all these flaws Nollywood films hit US Box Office and displace many Hollywood films. Nollywood is getting better as there will always be room for improvement. Nigeria commands entertainment in Africa with films and music. Nigerians are a very creative people. Obviously, you can't compare Nollywood films with that trash our ladies fall in love with on Telemundo...OP, abeg go sleep!

Nature129:


This post is just crap! Despite all these flaws Nollywood films hit US Box Office and displace many Hollywood films. Nollywood is getting better as there will always be room for improvement. Nigeria commands entertainment in Africa with films and music. Nigerians are a very creative people. Obviously, you can't compare Nollywood films with that trash our ladies fall in love with on Telemundo...OP, abeg go sleep!

bros u be nolly director?y u carry dia mata 4 head relax bros its just 4 laff.u dn see naija action film b4 like wetin an 8yr boi d produce mtchwww

rokiatu:
And this is absolutely normal.

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lwkmd thanks 4 d contribution btw u get d body of an actress wetin stil d hol u