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Funny Food For Thought by ddaammyy(f): 10:02pm On May 21, 2015 |
1) A guy asked u for sex and u asked, "Do u Love me?". What do u expect him to say or Are U a LEARNER ? 2) Half naked girls are hot, while well dressed girls are beautiful... Hell is hot, while heaven is beautiful... the choice is yours 3) You have been engaged to him for 2 years and no wedding is forth coming. Please kindly remove the ring. Is your finger a key holder? 4)You have slept with over 10 girls without protection yet you go to the barbers shop with your personal clipper. What are you preventing ![]() 5) Guys always know who their heart belongs to, so if you like cook chicken in diamond sauce or do monkey style in bed, if its not you, It can't be you 6) In America wen a couple go to bed dey say "Good nights my love" In Britain "Sweet dreams darling" In Nigeria "Did u lock d Gate, doors & windows? 7) You cannot say "I can't date you, I have a boyfriend" and be asking for money from him. Gt- bank staff cannot receive salary from UBA bank! 9) No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i ve a GF" when asking her out. Their National Anthem is "we had issues & we've broken up" 10) Welcome to Nigeria where the government is responsible and blamed for every damn things. if mosquito bite you, you will blame the government 11) No guy is single, you either snatch him from someone or share him with someone, the most important thing is to be the highest Shareholder. 12) I woke up today, someone somewhere just took their last breath. Thank You God for blessing me more than I deserve 13) 35yr old first class graduate without job and u dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no worries' ... your life is on SOS 14) Idiot girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10 years and he broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the years? 15). (a)Sex won't make him love u (b). A baby won't make him stay. If you're doubting me, kindly ask TUFACE... 16) No matter how nice you are to a goat, it will still eat your yam 17) You make his 'Dick' hard, u carry him enter room, he don off shirt, then u shout April Fool... My sister, he will RAPE ur Destiny!! 18) What shall it profit a girl to have all the Brazilian hair in the whole world and still lose her boyfriend to a girl on low cut 19) Kill an American citizen and 1 million policemen will be deployed to search for u but kill 1 million Nigerians U will be invited for amnesty 20) Don't act like you have it all, even rich men beg for pen in the bank 21) No matter how big ur house is, How recent your car is,or how huge ur bank account is, Our grave is still gonna be the same size, stay humble 22) No Matter How Pretty Or Cute your Face Might Be,yo U Will Still Be the Food For Worms.... Set your Arrogance Aside and Remember 6 Feet. No one lives for Ever... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Food For Thought by Osirimononaye(m): 10:27pm On May 21, 2015 |
Ur wrong abt guy's not being single! *winkz*.. |
Re: Funny Food For Thought by blessedapple: 2:25pm On May 22, 2015 |
He that has ear ... |
Re: Funny Food For Thought by SOUNDKING: 11:21am On May 23, 2015 |
Osirimononaye:thats the only error in the post. |
Re: Funny Food For Thought by Osirimononaye(m): 11:27am On May 23, 2015 |
Yeah SOUNDKING: |
Re: Funny Food For Thought by Moarek5k: 8:47pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
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