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Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Donaoge: 4:42pm On Dec 05, 2008
You guys had better believe it cos its true Jesus is coming soon.u do not need proof, what about if you dont believe and you later find out it is true and ur not prepare for him, what would be your fate?
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by sholabanke(m): 7:09pm On Dec 05, 2008
@ poster
why are you afraid of sharing truth about God?
anywhere you are trying and share what God sent u
if anybody want to believe thats left for them
not for you to be apologising
when Jesus was alive alot of people criticised him
so just leave them alone
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by dbaptist1(m): 12:32am On Dec 06, 2008
God bless u broda
leave clemcy neva serious in his/her life
are u a hermaphrodite
cus atimes u sound like a guy and next anoda blogger saysd person is a female

watever u are a hermaphrodite dats my opinion
if not how can u have such views about life
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Okijajuju1(m): 12:35am On Dec 06, 2008
Lol

Indeed.

And AIDS has a cure.
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by DEKING3(m): 2:28pm On Jan 29, 2009
@ donaoge:

Good question. But for adults, everything in life is a choice, so let people choose what they want to believe.

After all, we were thought some theories in schools and asked to believe it but no one bothers to prove it.
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by MrCrackles(m): 2:30pm On Jan 29, 2009
POSTER
Ok thank you for the message, FEDEX!
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by dani1luv: 7:42pm On Jan 29, 2009
Brash!
stop Sebe
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by origina9ja(f): 4:32pm On Jan 30, 2009
Mrcrackles
dont you think God is trying to tell you something through this post undecided
you better change grin wink
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by MrCrackles(m): 4:32pm On Jan 30, 2009
dani1luv:

Brash!
stop Sebe


grin
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by MrCrackles(m): 4:33pm On Jan 30, 2009
origina9ja:

Mrcrackles
dont you think God is trying to tell you something through this post undecided
you better change grin wink

And who told you my ways are not righteous? tongue cheesy

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Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by origina9ja(f): 4:41pm On Jan 30, 2009
righteous ko righteousness ni
u best dnt deceive urself bro
simple revelation from poster
take it cool
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by dani1luv: 7:06pm On Jan 30, 2009
Mrcrackles
nor mind dem
na becz dey wan chop out of ur cracker biscuits
grin
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by dbaptist1(m): 11:10am On Feb 02, 2009
dani1luv:

Mrcrackles
nor mind dem
na becz dey wan chop out of ur cracker biscuits
grin
iits crakles and nt crackers
watever u guys may say or believe in doent remove an iota from the biblical truth dat CHRIST is coming soon and mind u its nearer than u think
he who has ears let him hear wat the spirit says
behold!!!!!!! i come soon and my reward is with me t pay unto everybody according to your work\
oh that GOD will open ur eyes
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by MrCrackles(m): 11:13am On Feb 02, 2009
d-baptist:

iits crakles and nt crackers
watever u guys may say or believe in doent remove an iota from the biblical truth dat CHRIST is coming soon and mind u its nearer than u think
he who has ears let him hear wat the spirit says
behold!!!!!!! i come soon and my reward is with me t pay unto everybody according to your work\
oh that GOD will open ur eyes

Thank you Pope John Paul!
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Ben13: 11:28am On Feb 02, 2009
now, stop that
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by clemcykul(f): 11:35am On Feb 02, 2009
d-baptist:

God bless u broda
leave clemcy neva serious in his/her life
are u a hermaphrodite
cus atimes u sound like a guy and next anoda blogger saysd person is a female

watever u are a hermaphrodite dats my opinion
if not how can u have such views about life
your opinion of my personality is non of my bizness!!
am a hermaphrodite?? lol so are ur relatives!
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Ben13: 1:51pm On Feb 02, 2009
shocked
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by clemcykul(f): 10:01am On Feb 03, 2009
wetin dey shock you? grin

lol i no fit shout grin
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by dbaptist1(m): 5:29pm On Feb 03, 2009
clemcykul:

your opinion of my personality is non of my bizness!!
am a hermaphrodite?? lol so are ur relatives!



Guy im, so sory i didnt meant it dat way and there is no hermaphrodite among my relatives grin
MrCrackles:

Thank you Pope John Paul!

BLESS U CHILD., BUT REALY CHILD I WILL LIKE 2 C U IN HEAVEN


JESUS IS COMING SOON
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by MrCrackles(m): 5:34pm On Feb 03, 2009
d-baptist:


BLESS U CHILD., BUT REALY CHILD I WILL LIKE 2 C U IN HEAVEN

JESUS IS COMING SOON

I am going to make it to heaven dude, dont worry about me!
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by dani1luv: 6:15pm On Feb 03, 2009
Crackles you dey fear HELL shocked
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by MrCrackles(m): 6:26pm On Feb 03, 2009
dani1luv:

Crackles you dey fear HELL shocked

For where
grin
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by dani1luv: 6:28pm On Feb 03, 2009
if you see SATAN/EVIl you nor go run grin
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by clemcykul(f): 3:09pm On Feb 04, 2009
run go where?
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by romsky: 3:36pm On Feb 04, 2009
Jesus is coming again
He is coming & He shall reign
He's not a catholic no o
sing with me ya'all
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by clemcykul(f): 4:15pm On Feb 04, 2009
grins
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by romsky: 4:18pm On Feb 04, 2009
u no fit sing bah
croaky voice
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by dbaptist1(m): 10:21pm On Feb 04, 2009
romade:

Jesus is coming again
He is coming & He shall reign
He's not a catholic no o
sing with me ya'all


He's not an anglican noooo
He is coming and He shall reign
u shuld be ur broda's keeper , dnt criticize
u shuld be ur sista's keeper dnt scandalize
for the body of Christ is not divided
[/font][/b]so let us join our hands and let us come together
[color=#990000][/color][b]he is coming and he shall reignnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by dbaptist1(m): 10:27pm On Feb 04, 2009
panam percy paul
from jos
i love dat man
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by clemcykul(f): 8:29am On Feb 05, 2009
i need to repent
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by romsky: 10:38am On Feb 05, 2009
pls do so genuinely & be fast about it
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by clemcykul(f): 10:56am On Feb 05, 2009
just changed my mind

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