1. It's Only A Witch That Will Serve You Hot Coke When You Are Eating
Peppered Jollof Rice.....Pete Edochie.


2. You See The Size Of Fufu These Igbo Traders Swallow, And You Be
Wondering If They Are Manually Trying To De-worm Themselves By
Stoning It To Death.

3. Don't u think this walker guy from Lagos to Abuja deserves
minister of transport

4. Some Of You Have Been Single For Too Long. The Only Time You
Hear "BOO" Is When You Fart. Your Story Will Change This 2015 In
Jesus Name.

5. Love Your Neighbour.......But Don't Get Caught!


6. I Respect Pregnant Women A Lot. It's Not Easy To Walk Around With
Evidence You Had Sex.


7. Dear Girls, If You Are Ugly, You ARE Ugly!!! Don't Tell Us About Inner
Beauty Because We Don't Move About With Xrays!


8. The Elections Are Virtually Over, Winners And Losers Have Been
Announced. This Is The First Time Elections Will Be Held And Losers
Will Publicly Congratulate Their Major Opponent. GEJ Phoned GMB
To Congratulate Him, Yero Phoned El Rufai To Congratulate Him,
Suswam Called Ortom To Congratulate Him Even JayKay Called
Ambode To Congratulate Him.
Dear Ladies, If You Lose Your Man To Another Lady(Same For Guys),
Don't Fight Nor Cause Scene: Just Pick Up The Phone And
Congratulate Your Opponent Or Rival.
This Is The Era Of Change. God Bless You


9. He Paid 10million Naira For Your Bride Price, Built A House And
Bought A Car For Your Dad, Sent Your Mum Abroad For Medical
Check-up, Trained Your Siblings In School And You Say He's Your
Life Partner. My Dear He Is Your Lord And Personal and SAVIOUR.


10.
Females Will Argue With You For 30Mins Then Be Like...
"I Ain't Even Gonna Argue With You!"


11. That Awkward Moment When You Are Broke, Expecting A Bank Alert
And Your Girlfriend Texts That She Is Pregnant.



12. If u squeeze some girls' hair, u can successfully fry two batches of
akara with the oil that will come out of their hairdo.



13. It's Only In Nigeria You Will See A Man Moving From Street To Street,
Selling A Book That Says: HOW TO MAKE A MILLION IN A DAY"


14. Crazy Girlfriends Be Like "WHO THE HELL IS ALARM.....AND WHY IS
SHE CALLING YOU BY 5:30AM?"



15. When you are happy, free and everything is going your way....when it
feels like you have peace of mind...
The devil will just come and give you a girlfriend. fall off d chair..........chaiiii




16. Remember When Your Primary School Teacher Told You That You
Are Good For Nothing But Now You Are Admin Of 3 Whatsapp
Groups?
My Nigga You Made It!


Question time: Which of the above statements got you thinking?

Number seven.
Even girls with terrible character will be screaming inner beauty.

I love this. Beautiful!

itz dat "INNER BEAUTY NÖNSENSE ZAT DRIVES ME NUTS"








i always be like.










#AintNobodyGotTimeForThat.

I think I should call and congratulate my ex's new boyfriend.

dope

Teempakguy:
Number seven.
Even girls with terrible character will be screaming inner beauty.

u wicked ooo

stupidity:
I think I should call and congratulate my ex's new boyfriend.

don't orubebelize my niggar juz jonathanilize bro.lol

MEGGATRON:
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u can say dat again Sire!

Really funny

no 14
joor oo

Caveat Emptor!


Trespassers will be prosecuted.

dubylhover:
no 14 joor oo

Crazy girlfriend bad pass contracting HIV.

Who the hell's alarm... Some girls can be crazily jealous sha.

.....lwkm. funny shii.