LadyBoss1:
* power of her kitty*
One hit he wan marry lol

That's Why I shake mY head when babes say men just want to sleep with them and dump them.

That is the best way to propose.

LadyBoss1:
* power of her kitty* One hit he wan marry lol

. Lol..No be small! #BadtGUY

"Marriage is an institution, sex is incidental. In Nigeria, sex is an institution, marriage is incidental." - Peter Enahoro

That's said, I'd love to propose to my wife in our most natural states. Nothing is more beautiful.

ToTo sweet !

If you know you have been fvcking a lot of niggas without a proposal...you really need to up your game

She fuccked the proposal out of him.
And btw, she is from benue so i am not surprised.
Women from there are gifted fucckerholics.

sarmiie:
As the series "sex and city" taught us, we must never underestimate the power of the vajayjay. It has made men lose their lives (samson, abacha), toppled empires (troy, moremi), inspired works of art (
Aphrodite as drawn in art found in the Pergamon Museum in Berlin ,the "fashion" we have today); and now it has added one more caveat to its lists of accomplishment....

You my friend deserve a chilled bottle of Champagne

handbagss:
interesting

Na dis kain thread we dey see u

soe:
wow...u do not believe that there is hellfire?

so where will sinners go to?

what is ur religion?

Answer my question first. Didn't you also know that insulting people will take you to the hell you're chastising someone who's having premarital sex? Aren't you the same ? By the way, there's no hell anywhere. But if you must remove speck in someone's eye, first remove the log in ur own eyes. Isn't that what your Bible teaches you?

Airforce1:
maybe her pucci still get quality unlike some people own

explain more###

akagson:
Answer my question first. Didn't you also know that insulting people will take you to the hell you're chastising someone who's having premarital sex? Aren't you the same ? By the way, there's no hell anywhere. But if you must remove speck in someone's eye, first remove the log in ur own eyes. Isn't that what your Bible teaches you?

where will sinners go.
And what's ur religion

Swagt101:
Na dis kain thread we dey see u

hehehe... wetin u sef dey find for this kin thread?

holluwai:
Don't tell me you've not heard about it?

nope....superstition I guess

chommyAngela:
explain more###

Lol

soe:
where will sinners go.
And what's ur religion

That's not what we're talking about. Answer the question.

It's time to start your own business!

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The idea of starting a home-based business is becoming

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A. Do what you love
In choosing things, people tend to stick to what they

know and like, which also refers to starting your own

business. Find something you love and feel good about

doing, then figure out how to get paid for it. Liking what

you do and knowing how to do it properly will make for a

more prosperous business than if you don't, so make sure

you decide on the right business and choose something you

love and are familiar with. While nurturing this business

you will be spending plenty of time making it work.

B. Have the right attitude
Don't get caught up with the idea that you will earn

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and dedication. You will reap the rewards later, and they

will be worth the work and dedication. Remember this is

your business; nurture it like you would your children.

Patience and persistence are two key elements required.

C. Create a plan to generate business
Hand out flyers, send out bulk emails, and send out press

kits to local newspapers and corporate companies.

Investigate advertising and utilise the power of word-of-

mouth. Become active in local small business groups, get

out and sell yourself and have opening/introductory

specials, etc. These are some methods of how to become

known. Marketing and advertising is costly, but is a good

investment for the future of your business, although you

must plan properly before spending money on this.
Use your existing equipment - computer, printer, knitting

machine, sewing machine, etc.


1. Make and sell food products
Find your favourite recipe and sell it, such as biscuits,

vetkoek, koeksisters, muffins, cakes, jams, pickled

vegetables, etc. Sell them to Tuis Nywerheid shops, coffee

shops and even corporate offices. Start small with low

capital, charge to replace ingredients, and make profit to

build up reserves.

2. Computer Design services
If you already have a computer and a printer, design

labels and advertising pamphlets, type students' projects,

CVs, etc. With the correct programs you can design

letterheads and business cards.

3. Teach your craft
Are you good at a certain craft, and others keep telling

you they wish they could also learn to be as good as you?

Well, share this talent - start offering classes. You can

teach one-on-one or small classes. This can be from glass

painting, fabric painting, pottery, sketching, bead craft,

etc.

4. Music teacher
Do you already have piano and/or other musical

instruments? Teach from your own home, or visit students'

homes. Singing lessons are also in demand.

5. Sewing Entrepreneur
With your sewing machine and your creative talent, start

with sewing alterations. Design and make clothes for

people from normal wear to specialised evening wear to

fancy-dress costumes. With affordable, efficient,

professional work and creativity, your business will grow

quickly. Everyone needs alterations.

6. Photographer
If you are talented with photography and already have a

good camera you can hire yourself out to take wedding

pictures, 21st birthday parties, office functions. Once

your business starts to grow you can build a studio at

home and move into doing things like family portraits.
Take portrait photos of children at schools and crèches.

People love their pets almost as much as their children,

so how about taking portrait pictures of people's beloved

animals? Photograph people at local clubs, restaurants,

pubs, etc and charge. Don't forget to get permission from

establishments first.

7. Handyman/ Carpenter
You already have the basic tools and some know-how? It's

easy to market yourself to neighbours and friends, and

thereafter word-of-mouth will bring you further custom.

Clients usually pay for material upfront. Start off with

small jobs and as your confidence grows you can start

taking on larger projects. You will eventually specialise

in a particular area of business operation.

8. Mural painting
You are artistic and love to paint. Use this talent and

start painting murals. Start on neighbours' and friends'

walls. As your confidence grows and you develop an idea of

what to specialise in, go to crèches, family nurseries,

corporates for advertising commissions, restaurants,

schools, churches, etc.

9. Direct Selling
It is easy and there are so many products to sell

directly such as homewares (Tupperware), cosmetics (Avon,

Sh'Zen, Avroy Shlain, Annique), kids' products (Smile,

Acorn) and costume jewellery (Honey, etc). The start-up is

a fairly small investment, usually the acquisition of a

start-up kit from your local agent. Most companies supply

you with sufficient help and guidance, and thereafter it's

simply a matter of showing booklets to people wherever you

are, obtaining orders, having parties at your house, and

so on.

10. Party Entertainer
Utilise your love of children. Buy or get a costume made

for you, such as a clown outfit, magician suite, etc., and

entertain children at birthday parties, fundraisers or

children's events. Make balloon characters, juggle, clown

around and more. Rent yourself out to children's parties.

Make flyers and hand out to schools, churches, crèches,

etc.

11. Professional Organiser
This is best for articulate, neat people. Rent yourself

out to residential houses by organising and tidying up

garages, home offices, kitchens and other rooms. Become an

adviser on how to organise areas efficiently and clutter-

free. From this you can also branch out into organising

files, data, etc. Specialise in closet organising as well.

12. Portrait Sketching
If you are a fairly talented artist who is good at

portraits using various paint mediums, advertise yourself.

Sketch or paint portraits from your home. Family portraits

and children's portraits are popular.

13. Tutor
Offer to teach extra maths and other subjects to high

school learners and students. This can be done after

hours, giving you free time during the day or directly

after school.

14. Cartoonist
Have you gotten into trouble several times for doodling

cute cartoon characters or drawing the teacher in a funny

way? Think about designing cartoon strips or characters

for magazines, newspapers, private leaflets, restaurant

walls etc.

15. Corporate Catering
Make sandwiches, muffins, soup, etc. and sell to

corporate offices during lunch and tea times. Get

permission from businesses first before going to their

offices. Branch out into making and selling assorted

platters on order. Ask for 50% deposit to cover food

costs.

16. Second-hand Clothing dealer
Advertise around your neighbourhood and through

acquaintances for quality secondhand clothes. Pay per

packetful, fix the clothes up, add a more modern and

customised touch and resell them at your local flea market

as second-hand clothing.

17. Doll clothing designer/ toymaker
Are you good at sewing? Do you have several useless

pieces of scrap material you don't know what to do with?

Buy pieces of material offcuts cheaply, because you do not

need large pieces of fabric to make dolls and Barbie

clothes, and make and sell them for a quarter of the price

retail shops ask, plus you can make a significant profit.

Parents are always looking for an affordable way to keep

their little girls happy.

18. Calligraphy service/ special invitation marketing
Calligraphy is still used for special invitations,

corporate events and on certificates. There are software

forms for personal computers, but the real thing is always

preferred and more special. If you think you can or are

good at calligraphy, hire yourself out and do it by hand

for clients. If you have a knack for special writings this

is very useful.

19. Second hand book and magazines dealer
Do you love books, classic magazines and comics, and do

you know people who are pack rats? Find second-hand,

sought-after books in garage sales, second-hand shops;

flea markets, neighbours, auctions, family and friends,

etc. You can sell these books over the Internet or through

flyers. From the money you have made on existing books and

part of the profits, buy new stock to replenish your

stock.

20. Furniture Refurbishing
Are you good at revamping old furniture? Turn a boring

desk into a decoupage masterpiece, whitewash old dining-

room chairs to bring them back to life, repaint and revamp

an old chest of drawers, etc. Why must people buy brand

new expensive furniture when they have you to restore

their existing classic pieces? Ask for a deposit upfront

per project.

21. Growing Herbs
Do you have green fingers? Are you good at planting herbs

and vegetables for cooking? Everyone loves fresh herbs to

cook with. Try planting them in your home garden : basal,

rosemary, parsley, thyme etc. Sell to local fresh produce

markets or privately.

22. Management Consulting
This is one of the positions which always endures,

particularly in a slow economy. More and more companies

need consultants to help increase revenues and cut costs.

This job entails intellectual challenge, prestige,

opportunities to learn, and high levels of job

satisfaction.

23. Nurse
Personalised weight-loss consulting, teaching childbirth

classes, midwifery, lactation consultant, home healthcare,

nutrition supplements or vitamin sales. Insurance

companies and medical aids also require these skills for

the review of cases and claims assessments.

24. Website publisher
If you already have a computer, information retrieval and

the management of Internet information is a possibility.

Become a website publisher.

25. Marketing
Provide public relations services, do copywriting,

prepare marketing plans or plan events.

26. Administrative Assistant
Secretarial support for small businesses, desktop

publishing if you already have a computer, typing

services, preparation of CVs for college students.

27. Language Translator/ Teacher
If you are fluent in more than 2 languages, hire yourself

out. You can translate corporate letters, documents, books

and pamphlets targeted at certain foreign areas and

population groups, etc. Magazines and the publishing

industry hire freelance translators. Also, because of the

many different cultures and languages spoken in South

Africa, many people are looking to learn new cultures and

languages. Find out more about becoming certified.

28. Patternmaker
If you have been working in the patternmaking, clothing

design or fabric industry and want to branch out on your

own and work from home, design patterns for designers,

dressmakers and freelance for companies. Many part-time

and full-time designers need help creating patterns for

their creations. Make a name for yourself.

29. Mystery Shopper
Do you love shopping? Market yourself to retail

companies. Advise on service glitches, staff customer

service, security issues, etc. You can spend your days in

shopping centres "shopping", and then compile reports at

home for clients.

30. Freelance Writer
Tired of the rat race and constant deadline-driven

environment? Work for companies writing articles, columns,

press releases, etc.

31. Computer Consultant
If you are a whiz with computers, hire yourself out. Help

small businesses with computer problems, repairs, and

server problems, give advice on where to buy their

equipment and what to buy, etc.

32. Dance Instructor
Has dancing been your life and do you want it to

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33. Fundraiser
If you are an organised, articulate person and know you

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fundraiser. Market yourself to small companies, corporate

companies, schools, churches and organisations.

34. Image Consultant
Image consulting is a fast-growing industry as more

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public and for functions. Target celebrities and

socialites.

35. Pet walking
If you are a pet lover, look after pets while owners are

on holiday or at work. Your clients will know that their

pets get proper care and individual attention. They take

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of the impersonal pet shelters and kennels/catteries. Walk

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36. Proofreader/ Editor
Hire yourself out to publishing companies and small

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etc before finalisation. Spelling or grammar errors are

unprofessional, and companies need to take care that their

literature is perfect.

37. Professional Reviewer
Review CD's, books, websites, and programme packages,

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38. Reunion Organiser
School reunions are being held every year in every high

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schools.

39. Tax Consultant
Experience in the tax industry? Advise people on tax

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40. Sign Language Interpreter
Learn sign language and become an interpreter for

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Professional organiser, bookkeeping, virtual office

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Want to stay home with your children? Look after your

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43. Car Mechanic
Love working on cars? Friends keep asking you to help fix

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handbagss:


hehehe... wetin u sef dey find for this kin thread?

na to come feed mah eyes ooo...

akagson:
That's not what we're talking about. Answer the question.

ode

Dumb dude, read da post well b4 embarking on ur foolish quest of looking for an idoma gal

alberto2k:

I Can guess that the girl sucked and Rode him more skillfully than all the girls he ever lashed



choi! make me sef go dey hunt for idoma girls b that

soe:
ode

Idio.ts They come to Nairaland and see sex topics then they start forming like they are the most holiest assholes that ever existed. Bas.tards!

Swagt101:
na to come feed mah eyes ooo...

Na so. me sef come feed my eyes.

akagson:
Idio.ts They come to Nairaland and see sex topics then they start forming like they are the most holiest assholes that ever existed. Bas.tards!

calm down

Beamborla:

Ayam fine. You are fine too... We are fine

I'm off to bed

See u later hun

FlirtyKaren:
Yes.. just like that! Another craziness I just found on Nigeria Twitter. lol. According to Idomagirl, this actually happened to her friend. The hilarious true life story continues below.

Ladies, how would you react if you were this guy's gf?


http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/06/nigerian-guy-proposes-to-girlfriend.html

I guess just like in the movies, guess the guy just finished seeing a movie with the same occurrence

soe:
goat.
Why preaching fornication u twatt.
There should be No sex before marriage... U Dimwit

Ogbe ni, na fight

alberto2k:

I Can guess that the girl sucked and Rode him more skillfully than all the girls he ever lashed



choi! make me sef go dey hunt for idoma girls b that

Well, you won't regret that one. I know.