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Swear You Didn't Do Any Of This...hahaha by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jun 07, 2015
Lol, I got this on my WhatsApp now.. Hahaha


Heeeii, oya swear!

― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laff it offJesus died over 2000 yrs ago and nobody has ever called him the late Jesus, not even de devil. No where in history! He is still the Living God! Yet 97 out of 100% will not share this truth, if u are 1 of the 3% who will stand up 4 Him, then send this to 7pple if u Luv Jesus. I DO
Re: Swear You Didn't Do Any Of This...hahaha by Rosemary216(f): 10:24pm On Jun 07, 2015
Lolxxx.. I didnt do most of dem oooo! I missed a lot

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Re: Swear You Didn't Do Any Of This...hahaha by Nobody: 10:52pm On Jun 07, 2015
Rosemary216:
Lolxxx.. I didnt do most of dem oooo! I missed a lot

Rosemary216 again!?? undecided
Re: Swear You Didn't Do Any Of This...hahaha by StepTwo: 11:26pm On Jun 07, 2015
well, i wldn't say i didn't do any, but not all though.

As for the songs down...........I bin no even sabi wetin dem d talk before sef.
Re: Swear You Didn't Do Any Of This...hahaha by Rosemary216(f): 12:19pm On Jun 08, 2015
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Rosemary216 again!?? undecided
hahaha.. wetin i do?
Re: Swear You Didn't Do Any Of This...hahaha by 15thMonica: 12:51pm On Jun 08, 2015
I stopped reading from nO1 cos I did d tin to satisfaction...


good old days
Re: Swear You Didn't Do Any Of This...hahaha by redgem(f): 5:23pm On Jun 08, 2015
I didn't do 3 out of the list...7, 15 and 16

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