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Very Funny Types Of Slaps! Lol! by ddaammyy(f): 9:58pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
Type Of Slaps TAKE AWAY SLAP When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away. RESOUNDING SLAP This is after you are hit, you keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like "wiiiiiiiiiii"! And voices in your head will start singing Christmas Carol. FORMATTING SLAP This is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing. You find yourself asking questions like, "What did I do?" EXPLANATION SLAP When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person on your own accord e.g. Bros! Are you watching? I didn't do anything o! FIX DEPOSIT SLAP When you receive this kind of slap, all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away with your mouth opened widely. RHETORICAL SLAP The moment you download this slap, you start asking questions that don't need reply. Like, "John, YOU SLAPPED ME?!" SWEET SLAP This is the type of slap a girl gives you sweetly on your cheek and, whether it's painful or not, you start blushing. MATHEMATICAL SLAP This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face when given to you; the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it's given to you all of a sudden), you will be able to speak all sort of languages like Spanish, Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc together. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP You will start seeing different colours and your head will turn to a nest whilst the birds will be flying all around you. Share the kind of slap you've received before in the comment box below... 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Very Funny Types Of Slaps! Lol! by tolugar: 10:03pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
What Of dirty slap. I've been promised that since childhood Is it real? 1 Like |
Re: Very Funny Types Of Slaps! Lol! by cardoso111(m): 10:15pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
ddaammyy: |
Re: Very Funny Types Of Slaps! Lol! by Mikeyjoe(m): 10:17pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
Re: Very Funny Types Of Slaps! Lol! by ddaammyy(f): 10:48pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
tolugar:lol! That is the "reallest" type of slap. It makes ur neck turn more than 180 degrees. Lol 1 Like |
Re: Very Funny Types Of Slaps! Lol! by sinaj(f): 8:54am On Jun 12, 2015 |
I received formatting slap a lot from my father Take away slap from secondary prefects Explanation slap from elder bro. Rhetorical slap from mom Mathematical from fight good old days though cnt remember d last time i recieved any of diz slap |
Re: Very Funny Types Of Slaps! Lol! by Nobody: 9:17am On Jun 12, 2015 |
Bring ur face lemme remind you how it feels sinaj: |
Re: Very Funny Types Of Slaps! Lol! by 007Bruce: 1:44pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
what of igbaju oloyii? |
Re: Very Funny Types Of Slaps! Lol! by tolugar: 11:04pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
ddaammyy: Hmmmm #Slapiphobia |
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