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Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Nobody: 7:47pm On Jun 22, 2015
Orijin101:

haba! instantly? That kinda occurrence is not liable to send her to early grave tho. . . At least, I've also swallowed a battery before and I'm still alive grin

You swallowed a small cylindrical tiger battery. That's a different case from swallowing a ring.
A battery would pass through your throat easily unlike a ring.
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Slimzjoe(m): 7:48pm On Jun 22, 2015
blogexpert:
Why would you pour her drink when she's not there with you? The girl self na suegbe.

Your head they there sha..... You should never Drink if you where not present When the Drink was Poured


But na Just instance him they give grin
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by kwencypresh(f): 7:49pm On Jun 22, 2015
grin
ziick19:
Una no need wedding again. . . She has already said yes with her stomach grin
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Nobody: 7:49pm On Jun 22, 2015
MEGGATRON:
Let's assume you faced elsewhere at that moment, and the whole event happened within 2 seconds grin
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Allosaurus: 7:49pm On Jun 22, 2015
Take her to the toilet and tell her "Baby, oya begin dey shit!"
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by stephenqueen: 7:50pm On Jun 22, 2015
KingTom:
grin grin grin
Who you dey open teeth for,you no dey there wen the wereys they use me play tennis for Awon wehrey paradise ba?
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by nifemi25(m): 7:50pm On Jun 22, 2015
Orijin101:

haba! instantly? That kinda occurrence is not liable to send her to early grave tho. . . At least, I've also swallowed a battery before and I'm still alive grin


incase you don't know, hell is a home for a lier
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Slimzjoe(m): 7:51pm On Jun 22, 2015
misssclassy:


You swallowed a small cylindrical tiger battery. That's a different case from swallowing a ring.
A battery would pass through your throat easily unlike a ring.


He said a 'Ring' not a 'Wristband' grin
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Nobody: 7:53pm On Jun 22, 2015
nifemi25:



incase you don't know, hell is a home for a lier
That's if I'm telling one undecided
Roger that!
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Nobody: 7:59pm On Jun 22, 2015
KingTom:
Ok, How may you don sniff so far? grin
3 and still counting grin
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jun 22, 2015
misssclassy:


You swallowed a small cylindrical tiger battery. That's a different case from swallowing a ring.
A battery would pass through your throat easily unlike a ring.
Not tiger battery tho, it's a kinda little circular battery, bigger than that of wristwatch
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Nobody: 8:01pm On Jun 22, 2015
ziick19:
3 and still counting grin
ogbeni, you are playing rough play ooo
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by popweezy(m): 8:03pm On Jun 22, 2015
I will tell her..smiling ''funny hw you swallowed your future'' then i leave.
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Nobody: 8:04pm On Jun 22, 2015
Slimzjoe:
Bruh, You'll do nothing..... Simply Postpone the Engagement or Tell her she just swallowed Your Ring (Jokingly)
And I'm sure she will jokingly faint instantly! grin
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Nobody: 8:08pm On Jun 22, 2015
lobatan.....*sips orijin
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Nobody: 8:11pm On Jun 22, 2015
Orijin101:

ogbeni, you are playing rough play ooo
who are u? undecided
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Nobody: 8:14pm On Jun 22, 2015
ziick19:
who are u? undecided
it takes me less than 5 minutes to take it from you tongue
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by kinglekan: 8:16pm On Jun 22, 2015
misssclassy:
Take her cold , lifeless ,limp body to the morgue because she must have already choked to death on it.

cheesy cheesy
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Nobody: 8:32pm On Jun 22, 2015
Orijin101:

it takes me less than 5 minutes to take it from you tongue
embarassed undecided
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Nobody: 8:37pm On Jun 22, 2015
ziick19:
embarassed undecided
just shhhhhhhhhh. . . grin
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by KingTom(m): 8:37pm On Jun 22, 2015
stephenqueen:

Who you dey open teeth for,you no dey there wen the wereys they use me play tennis for Awon wehrey paradise ba?
Na weyrey dem be na, no take dem seriousgrin
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by KingTom(m): 8:38pm On Jun 22, 2015
ziick19:
3 and still counting grin
grin grin Ijapa grin
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Nobody: 8:38pm On Jun 22, 2015
Orijin101:

And do you really need to tell us that undecided
Yes tongue
She's not stingy.. just ask her and she will share with you
tongue
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Nobody: 8:44pm On Jun 22, 2015
MuhdG:

Yes tongue
She's not stingy.. just ask her and she will share with you
tongue
ok.
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Nobody: 8:45pm On Jun 22, 2015
KingTom:
grin grin Ijapa grin
i dey smell person perfume lipsrsealed
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Nobody: 8:45pm On Jun 22, 2015
Orijin101:

ok.
Oga orijin!!
Are we fighting?
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Dannyblac(m): 8:46pm On Jun 22, 2015
it is a sign from my Baba God. shocked and na to obey o! make she no swallow my future join.
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Nobody: 8:48pm On Jun 22, 2015
MuhdG:

Oga orijin!!
Are we fighting?
Fight my boss? I dey mad nii?
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by peeparty(m): 8:52pm On Jun 22, 2015
MzzTega:
That style of proposal is totally bad.

How clean is that hand that dropped the ring.



The deed as been done sha.


Start looking for money for operation.
short and simple.
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by cyndax(f): 9:05pm On Jun 22, 2015
lolz...will be like babe...uhmm
.....can u put your hand in your mouth and try vomiting d drink..coz u swallowed something...
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by KingTom(m): 9:12pm On Jun 22, 2015
ziick19:
i dey smell person perfume lipsrsealed
No worry wink
Re: How Will You Tell Her? by Nobody: 9:21pm On Jun 22, 2015
cyndax:
lolz...will be like babe...uhmm
.....can u put your hand in your mouth and try vomiting d drink..coz u swallowed something...
If i tell you that while proposing to you (which I'm planning to do already) what will you do? grin

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