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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Alao96(m): 9:42pm On Jun 22, 2015
lordhugo:



Chairman of Cultism,


I am really sorry for insulting you o (even though I don't understand Why you are angry).

From your "alao" name....should I infer you belong to the Eiyes?

if I shoot you with catapult ehn!


C'mon! Buzz off.

oloshi cultist.


Modified. (you mentioned me 4 times with the same comment)

Does folly come to you naturally or have you devoloped Kuru prion disease from the human brain you ate at your initiation.




Guy use your brain......is your family dat is oloshi.... Ehnnn
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Dahjhi: 9:44pm On Jun 22, 2015
Rilwayne001:
My former class rep used to wear yellow shirt often. Was/Is he cultist?
No nah.. Just promoting En Ti En grin

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Nobody: 9:48pm On Jun 22, 2015
Crocz:

Broz...the white man that gave the dictionary meaning didn't visit Nigeria before he did apparently...so if you are a Nigerian, living in Nigeria and a cultist...this I have to say to you, write your will. I understand u may not have much but you junior bro will do well with the little you have cos tomorrow you may be "dancing with death"...believe me that's the iron price for cultism

This is the mistake people make always.
You keep judging the word CULT from what's happening on the street. Think beyond that bro.
A lot happens in our corporate world here in Nigeria. Because I said the previous doesn't mean I'm a lowlife,naysayer,and all the bad word associated with cultist(ism).

Understand people
Understand your environment
Understand this world

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by deywarley(m): 9:48pm On Jun 22, 2015
Orijin101:
And the way it fuckin concern you, please tell me. . .
<<< Cultist be like

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by nwadiuko1(m): 9:48pm On Jun 22, 2015
NBM7:
This is pure shallow mindedness @ op.......you don't know shit about cultism or cultists
if this guy no b aye make my left ball loss

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Rubbyy(m): 9:51pm On Jun 22, 2015
ok
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by nwadiuko1(m): 9:52pm On Jun 22, 2015
I just dy observe this thread shaa





Wetin concern a bird with toothbrush.....mtchewwww
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Nobody: 9:52pm On Jun 22, 2015
I quite enjoyed this discussion,both from the pros and dumbs.
Actually its the foolish ones who demonstrate the traits listed by the OP.
The smart( I won't use wise,coz joining a cult isn't wise) ones hardly show signs of being a cultist.
But I leave with this: its a worthless venture.
You will definitely let your parents down and cry if killed.
One sure way of knowing a cultist is by the way he reacts when angered.

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by NBM7(m): 9:54pm On Jun 22, 2015
nwadiuko1:
if this guy no b aye make my left ball loss
guy I carry God beg u.....me na pastor abeggrin

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by nwadiuko1(m): 9:54pm On Jun 22, 2015
I just dy observe this thread shaa





Wetin concern a bird with toothbrush.....mtchewwww
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Crocz(m): 9:56pm On Jun 22, 2015
Linqsz:


This is the mistake people make always.
You keep judging the word CULT from what's happening on the street. Think beyond that bro.
A lot happens in our corporate world here in Nigeria. Because I said the previous doesn't mean I'm a lowlife,naysayer,and all the bad word associated with cultist(ism).

Ok...I don't know much about cultism/cultist

A lot happen in your corporate world?...now you have a corporate world?...like organised crime or something?...so it's the lowlifes that munch each other with axe and marchets up and down the streets?...why can't the highlifes call them to order?...abi no be una boiz dem be?

Maybe you don't belong to those common group sha...like Eiye, Axe et all...maybe you are of Lucifer?...or never mind cheesy
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by wiloy2k8(m): 9:58pm On Jun 22, 2015
condralbede:
fowl....during my sch days I posses all dt u listed. will dt make me a cultist

I tire ooo . D baddest cultist dnt posses any

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Nobody: 9:59pm On Jun 22, 2015
Cultism equals stupidity. Cultists are a wasted generation of rascals.
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Kutunban: 10:00pm On Jun 22, 2015
My boyfrien is Med. Dr. and a frat member. At a time there was time and at a time there was no time. Dodo rima for all the strong men.

I rep 7

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by carzola(m): 10:00pm On Jun 22, 2015
opedaydydx9:
atleast u done finish school
the ruggedity of a sailing v" is to anchor XYZ, O'T matters alot when u go astray the gods would love u.

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by opedaydydx9(m): 10:03pm On Jun 22, 2015
carzola:
the ruggedity of a sailing v" is to anchor XYZ, O'T matters alot when u go astray the gods would love u.
:x
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Nobody: 10:04pm On Jun 22, 2015
Crocz:

Ok...I don't know much about cultism/cultist

A lot happen in your corporate world?...now you have a corporate world?...like organised crime or something?...so it's the lowlifes that munch each other with axe and marchets up and down the streets?...why can't the highlifes call them to order?...abi no be una boiz dem be?

Maybe you don't belong to those common group sha...like Eiye, Axe et all...maybe you are of Lucifer?...or never mind cheesy


Among every 12 there's a Judas.
Everybody can't follow the rules of an organization.

People hate what they don't understand.


Alora..Vikings...amigos...apaches..etc
All have good and bad sides,both are needed to balance the movement.

I could go deep and explain a lot to you but it just won't make any difference.
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by carzola(m): 10:04pm On Jun 22, 2015
Kutunban:
My boyfrien is Med. Dr. and a frat member. At a time there was time and at a time there was no time. Dodo rima for all the strong men.

I rep 7
you rep 7 on nairaland or you rep 7 during banta? guy we believe and practice "BP" too much capping cant never full a basket buh your a bastard jonsing is your orientation.

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Nobody: 10:05pm On Jun 22, 2015
on this thread and from their posts you will see the cultists but ones wey don grad full pass, some just de form holy too make I mercy una no list names. BTW op you yan trash. captain I de use one eye de look you Odin style. I hate cultism lost a blood to that nonsense.
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by coolest0(m): 10:06pm On Jun 22, 2015
Topic might be true for other cultist group but believe me not for the buccaneers!!! They exhibits the opposite of what is listed... Be guided. BAN, a way of life...

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by viktor01(m): 10:06pm On Jun 22, 2015
[quote author=ebohstepn post=35041377]

see am nt a tout. Sumtimes u join sumtin nt becus u like to, but becus sumtin push u to.
Nw guy listen am a 3.38GPA Student of auchi poly ND2 SURVEY AND GEOINFORMATICS. I am nt a tout or a fool like u. Hav a nice day

Auchipoly? Na head quarters be dat o.
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by wiloy2k8(m): 10:10pm On Jun 22, 2015
lordhugo:


Hello Cultist,


You are a foo.l


Sincerely,

LordHugo



(I am not accountable to what I say, call me fani-kayode)


For ur mind now . U try
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by opedaydydx9(m): 10:12pm On Jun 22, 2015
[quote author=viktor01 post=35044974][/quote] lol
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by wiloy2k8(m): 10:14pm On Jun 22, 2015
NBM7:
guy I carry God beg u.....me na pastor abeggrin


U be Aye sef
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by wiloy2k8(m): 10:16pm On Jun 22, 2015
nekedchris:
I quite enjoyed this discussion,both from the pros and dumbs.
Actually its the foolish ones who demonstrate the traits listed by the OP.
The smart( I won't use wise,coz joining a cult isn't wise) ones hardly show signs of being a cultist.
But I leave with this: its a worthless venture.
You will definitely let your parents down and cry if killed.
One sure way of knowing a cultist is by the way he reacts when angered.

Bro if u anger some boys . They wnt act up . Na later go jugde u .
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Nobody: 10:17pm On Jun 22, 2015
rexbuton:
How to know a cultist
1. He hardly ever walks alone especially wen going to unfamiliar areas especially football viewing centres
2. Experienced cultists don't always fly a color, they just wear a signature bracelet or hand band, and dress very well
3. Cultists keep a certain personal space that they guard jealously. You rarely can walk up to and touch a seasoned cultist without him being aware of your presence
4. He may disappear without warning, maybe during initiation periods or cult clashes! His phones are often switched off den
5. A cultist acts different from his pre-cult days, just like a rabid dog, he suffers a big personality change either becoming too quiet or very rough! This always depends on his social class
6. A cultist boyfriend tends to snoop around just to make sure that you are not hatching any betrayal plans or frolicking with a rival member! They are often very protective of female siblings
7. Finally, a cultist would ALWAYS have a decoy side story that fits perfectly, explaining marks, tatoos, periods of absence and strange music on his phone. He may also tell some straight lies in your presence. The girl has to be very intelligent to spot a cultist boyfriend.. As he goes higher he becomes smarter and more discreet

There is no foolproof way to know a cultist, it depends on his social class, values system and level of exposure! Tread carefully

Lol, you may be right or wrong but I can see some atom of truth here. No problem ooo....















Seems you are ex

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by fanzz: 10:18pm On Jun 22, 2015
cool ARO Baqqer! Who no come no go no...Aro Mate!

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by opedaydydx9(m): 10:21pm On Jun 22, 2015
Ok dem done turn the thread to reppin grnd, make I go sleep , no more comments, #yawns
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by seunfape(m): 10:29pm On Jun 22, 2015
na jew ppl sabi do dose tinz u listed.cultist dy dy coded
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Nobody: 10:29pm On Jun 22, 2015
Kutunban:
My boyfrien is Med. Dr. and a frat member. At a time there was time and at a time there was no time. Dodo rima for all the strong men.

I rep 7
shhhhhhh kpichikom
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by israelBigFame(m): 10:31pm On Jun 22, 2015
Bloody civilians go dey here dey mixcap..Rugged all norsemen onboard this shores for when they here the Echo of a Viking there is no where for dem bastards to hide.

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Nobody: 10:35pm On Jun 22, 2015
Valwezzy:


OK, don't quote me again.

Now Run along gringringrin
just quoted you to dare you, now do your worse.

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