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BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Tuntheycr7: 10:22pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
[b]This morning, as I landed in Lagos, I made to the nearest GTB to transact. The queue from inside the banking hall to the bank entrance was crazy. They are customers who wanna register for their BVN, I was told. Today is the last day for registration, they said. I wished them well as I aligned with the shorter queue for customers who wanna deposit cash. Soon, from the BVN queue, a woman began to scream. The only thing I was able to pick from the scream, 'se ori meji loni ni? (does he have two heads?' I stepped out of my queue, to go and gbeborun, to see what or who was tormenting this woman. These GTB staff that are always garbed in white military-like uniform; are they drivers or security men? About three of them had just came in with one whiteman. And they took the whiteman straight to the lady at the BVN desk. And the lady, too, was already attending to the whiteman while the queue watched, and waited, except this woman. For a moment, I observed things. The woman screaming against this white supremacy on the soil of Africa is one local market woman. I figured through her dressing, the way she tied her purse around her waist, and when she lamented that they left their wares to come join this queue since they heard the exercise was gonna close today. The men in white and the whiteman weren't bothered by the woman's noise. It was a case of allowing the dog bark all it can till it can bark no more. The people on the queue were indifferent. Some of them, their looks carried the undertone, 'shey this woman wey dey shout want oyinbo to join the queue ni? Haba!' I stepped into the circle, calming the woman. And then, I took the fight from there. I banged the desk twice, and instantly I got everyone's attention. How can these men in white bring this man in and wouldn't tell him to join the queue? I began. Hey madam, pointing to GTB staff by the BVN desk, you can only attend to this man when he joins the queue! Who are you? One of the idiots in white turned at me. I jega'ed him. I am a ten year old customer of GTB, I said, with a brief smile. At this point, everything stood still. Tell this man to join the queue, I insisted. When the whiteman's eyes met mine, I expected him to talk. He didn't. I did the talking. Is this how you do from where you come from, huh? I threw into his face. Is this how you will connive with staff to jump over the queue when at the Barclays Bank in London or the Royal Bank in Edinburgh or Dime Savings Bank of New York? Ha, we don't do like that here in Nigeria o. We follow due- process. Mafi bredi komi lomi obe je, ogbeni oyinbo! L'Eko Ile? Oma to sori queue yen ni se. He folded his arms and looked on imperiously. At this point, the bank top officials had gathered around. There were attempts to 'rescue' the whiteman to their office upstairs. I halted it. The moment I noticed, I told them that if they go attend to the whiteman upstairs, I will tell everyone on the queue to march upstairs, too. And then, they resorted to begging. And even the woman whose fight I had taken ownership of started to beg me. Otito Baba Oko mi, she pleaded. No, oyinbo MUST join the queue! Their pleading fuelled my anger. What is that? These things that come with neo-imperialism sha. I've also heard about how whitemen smoke in places marked No Smoking at the Nigerian airport, and they go, without being penalised as would Nigerian offenders.[/b] https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10152856338971604&id=634706603&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6166416382351678044%3Amf_story_key.4112461617368883571%3AeligibleForSeeFirstBumping.&__tn__=%2As 682 Likes 88 Shares |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by INTROVERT(f): 10:24pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
Reading Very funny 23 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Galaxypoduction: 10:24pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
2+2=what? 40 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Nobody: 10:26pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
This is the problem we experience cos of arse licking and inferiority complex. Three gbosa to the Op for a job well done. Lalasticlala, this deserve Fp because the Op is a real Nwa afor *chilling in West Germany with President Michelle doing her pedicure* 233 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Emekamex(m): 10:27pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
Will this make Osibanjo and El Rufai taller? If not, I don't really care. 21 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
Pic pls¿¿¿¿¿ Xoxo sad some Nigerians wud still wait till October b4 they register theirs 6 Likes |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Nobody: 10:29pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
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Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Nobody: 10:29pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
It's very annoying |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by LOC1(m): 10:36pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
What a shame. Its a pity that even after the abolishment of the slave trade, most blacks are still treated as slaves. So, na we cum get the whole day to stand for queue. 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by bigtt76(f): 10:37pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
OK |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by holicalpha(m): 10:40pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
That's why most whites think they are better than us(although they're pretty good)We Worship them and Look down on our fellow Brothers. See those mumu South Africans for example. 22 Likes |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by jamex93(m): 10:40pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
bros God go bless u i dont know what dose oyinbo ppl tink dey are and some Nigerians en, because of 1000 naira dem turn fools 29 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by mistabiola: 10:40pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
Story by timaya But the ending wasn't perfect; Waiting for Episode 2 39 Likes
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Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by tohpahz(f): 10:40pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
Op.. i like u jare.. u did well. I dunno who owns this country anymore.. oyinbo or Nigerians.. Oh chim! Just because his skin is white,he can do waheva he likes shey.. ((bleaching on my mind ) 24 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by ultrazone(m): 10:41pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
sdfghytredc 5 Likes |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Shaadey: 10:42pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
Love the superstory...e too sweet 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by lekinz(m): 10:42pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
Ohga Ooooooh, we re being treated like a slave in our country ... He's a white man, am a black man, what's the diff the skin pigment , we re both human, but the fact that he's white makes him superior right Na so them go dey call our mother's tongue vernacular . We will be ban from speaking our languages in schools and institutions and the foreign language will be introduced .. Smh .. 32 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by LyfeJennings(m): 10:42pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
God bless U 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Holyfield1(m): 10:43pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
I think one of the major problem we are having here is Inferiority complex... While would they be giving preferential treatment to a white man here when they do not even give a f**k about us in their own country.. The white man in question might even be a Lebanese sef... 29 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by yomalex(m): 10:43pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
Tr 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by writetopoker: 10:43pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
tooo. lenghty no pisure |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by ladyF(f): 10:44pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
Lol But if u have never jumped queue before, be the first to cast a stone. E don tey wey all of us dey jump queue, white and black. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by In2systemsTech(m): 10:44pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
ok... next time, do not type with notepad... Use Ms Word... thanks for sharing.... Wish Seun can introduce a facebook share link... I would have shared your story 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by priscaoge(f): 10:44pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
Op d story is incomplete or do u want me to click that link for episode 2 4 Likes |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by medwhite0: 10:44pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
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Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Tuntheycr7: 10:45pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
LOC1: I think one of the major problem we are having here is Inferiority complex... While would they be giving preferential treatment to a white man here when they do not even give a ph.. k about us in their own country.. The white man in question might even be a Lebanese sef... 7 Likes |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Sunofgod(m): 10:45pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
Nice . . . I get piss..ed off also when I see such bulls..hit (go ask my boss!) 1 Like |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by yemifm(m): 10:45pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
who then will deliver us from slavery? |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by youngvizzy1(m): 10:45pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
Eya! Cool story 1 Like |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Tic4tac(m): 10:46pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
Very annoying |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by ThisMeansWAR: 10:46pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
good one op |
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Connoisseur(m): 10:46pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
Nairalanders are everywhere. I expect a joinder to this story either for or against 1 Like 1 Share |
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