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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:14am On Jul 12, 2015
sinaj:


I miss you more dearie smiley

Happy sunday smiley
hmmm I miss u very very much,gimme E-hug?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by RETROSHAWTY(f): 11:15am On Jul 12, 2015
Sinnzu:
If i show you mine, will you show me yours?wink
Maybe, Maybe Not angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:15am On Jul 12, 2015
RETROSHAWTY:
you just did bro
I only saw ,I dudnt hear
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 11:15am On Jul 12, 2015
yuppyz:
Op, of course you are taking advantage of her. You should have allowed the closeness between you guys to go deeper before trying to go in. Can you just walk up to the girl in question when she was still with her bf and try to sleep with her? Apart from hockers, girls hardly give their body to a man they don't have affection for. She probably just allowed u kissed her because she has no choice. If you wanna eat everything, convert her to your girl, by proving to her that you wanna be part of her life. Housing her is not a licence to sleep with her, anybody can be stranded. You can also be in her shoe someday.

Oga u miss road.

Oya take a look around, u don see d signboard?

grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 11:15am On Jul 12, 2015
Sinnzu:

**Cardiaaaaaac Arresssssssssst**
The small boy nefer chee chomting. grin grin

He is accusing me of chasing girls here, I guess he is here to pick up his momma's panties. grin grin grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:16am On Jul 12, 2015
DarkkRebel:



I don't really have a life outside NL & yet you are the one always online 24/7 chasing girls half your age?

your brains must be situated in the soles of your feet- you get dumber every time you walk!. ✘
b
when will u repent? jesus is coming soon cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:16am On Jul 12, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Sorry to burst your bubble, I worship women cuz I'm straight. You'll understand better when you break outta virginity shii
Bye
**dies**




where is funlord! We furkin need em gifsgrin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:17am On Jul 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Lol ohhh cuz chima chats like dat sometimes .. @(Bish)
Yelz.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:18am On Jul 12, 2015
prettythicksme:
I dont dream sad my night was splendidi!


You dont dream ke? Where else do you make love to that your spirit hubby??
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by donbenedict(m): 11:19am On Jul 12, 2015
YourMain:


Chicken and meat ? What ? Lol y'all have chicken and meat in Nigeria for Ramadan ?
yes nau.. grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DarkkRebel: 11:19am On Jul 12, 2015
Truckpusher:
I tell ya at the highlighted .

Narcissistic dingbats coming here to spew trash.

Even goes about telling them girls that his Dad that doesn't have a drivers license is fuccking rich ,who does that except for dingbats and shiitheads like dark brain dead psychopathic rebel. cheesy grin grin


Barawo. ..your generation have been known to breed the most unrepentant pathological liars...

If I was a psychopath like you posited I won't think twice before impaling your 150centimetre wide nostrils on an antler. Subspecies like yourself are the real reason I don't believe in god. What possible explanation could there be for a 33 year old man who got jilted by a girl half his age... ? you even had to unfollow her account cos you couldn't take it as a man. You antagonized her all around the forum all because she dumped your sorry ass . isn't that something a heartbroken kid would do.
puerile paedophile ✘
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:19am On Jul 12, 2015
Sinnzu:
Yelz.
Damn im slacking ... Lol next time i will be on point ..
U no say u upset me the other day but i forgive u sha .. U know sometimes if u See something as wrong u know u can chat to me privately .. wink next time if u got a problem just mention me n say it .. Im reasonable smiley
But its forgotten sha
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:20am On Jul 12, 2015
RETROSHAWTY:
Maybe, Maybe Not angry
Sinn.zu is Sinn.zu. Nuffin more or less. It dont have a smart ass meaning. I was called sinn.zu during my days in uni tho.. So it came to mind when i opened this acct..
Show me urztongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 11:20am On Jul 12, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Sorry to burst your bubble, I worship women cuz I'm straight. You'll understand better when you break outta virginity shii
Bye
Lmao, this is the technical knockout of the century .

I have always suspected that dude can't get laid hence his frustration with everything. grin cheesy grin

Jack ,I need more of this info grin
You mean dude is still struggling with wet dreams at 24? Buhari is needed here please.The government must give that boy a puccy. grin grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:21am On Jul 12, 2015
Sinnzu:
These guys are hawks, you dont need to know emgringrin. But if you wana get cozy n friendly.. Then you should meet ladyboss1, a bit of a chicken head tho but she's one of the nicest.


How long have you been on nairaland?



Me chicken head shocked. Nah fowl head i get grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 11:21am On Jul 12, 2015
DarkkRebel:



Barawo. ..your generation have been known to breed the most unrepentant pathological liars...

If I was a psychopath like you posited I won't think twice before impaling your 150centimetre wide nostrils on an antler. Subspecies like yourself are the real reason I don't believe in god. What possible explanation could there be for a 33 year old man who got jilted by a girl half his age... ? you even unfollowed her account immediately & antagonized her all around the forum. isn't that something a heartbroken kid would do.
puerile paedophile ✘

Stop bringing in dead news meant for teenagers .
Why can't you get laid? grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:22am On Jul 12, 2015
Sinnzu:
**dies**




where is funlord! We furkin need em gifsgrin
grin
Sinnzu:
**dies**




where is funlord! We furkin need em gifsgrin

I dey school some of my political homies on the ramifications of budget control and strategic studies oh? Wetin dey pop?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:23am On Jul 12, 2015
DarkkRebel:



ohh right. It's a old thread though -May 29. ✘

Oh lol my bad .. Some old threads been making fp recently self ..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:24am On Jul 12, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Drunk kor 'drunked' ni cheesy cheesy cheesy
I Holland you la'er
Make it a voice one wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 11:24am On Jul 12, 2015
funlord:
grin

I dey school some of my political homies on the ramifications of budget control and strategic studies oh? Wetin dey pop?
Nice one bro.
Nothing much ,we are just trying to straighten up that thing called dark diick nibbling goblins of a rebel. grin grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:25am On Jul 12, 2015
kinglekan:
Oga u miss road.
Oya take a look around, u don see d signboard?
grin
uhm, you're laykorn, right?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DarkkRebel: 11:26am On Jul 12, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Sorry to burst your bubble, I worship women cuz I'm straight. You'll understand better when you break outta virginity shii
Bye

I don't worship women because I am not slavish. women don't respect sissy & obsequious men either

you don't have the wits to discuss with me. bimbos are always scared to converse & rarely mix well with intellectuals.

Stay on your lane & relate with feeble-minded goblins like yourself & quit poking your nose whenever my name is mentioned. the fact that you reside in England should have made you smarter. ✘
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:26am On Jul 12, 2015
Yea. Sure. When you up for it tho?
LadyBoss1:

Make it a voice one wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:27am On Jul 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Damn im slacking ... Lol next time i will be on point ..
U no say u upset me the other day but i forgive u sha .. U know sometimes if u See something as wrong u know u can chat to me privately .. wink next time if u got a problem just mention me n say it .. Im reasonable smiley
But its forgotten sha
I wasnt expecting you to take it wrongly, but i guess you did. You even snubbed nd threw indirect shades at me when you know it was TSOM who tried to escalate it but i stopped him. I wanted to apologise but you snubbed me so i decided to let you be.. Its all gud tho.. No p
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:28am On Jul 12, 2015
funlord:
grin

I dey school some of my political homies on the ramifications of budget control and strategic studies oh? Wetin dey pop?
our bish is being ravaged by truckpusher's massive kondo!grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:28am On Jul 12, 2015
That awkward moment, when English being laid to rest cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
DarkkRebel:


I don't worship women because I am not slavish. women don't respect sissy & obsequious men either

you don't have the wits to discuss with me. bimbos are always scared to converse or mix well with intellectuals. Stay on your lane & related with feeble-minded goblins like yourself & quit poking your nose whenever my name is mentioned. the fact that you reside in England should have made you smarter. ✘

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:29am On Jul 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Me chicken head shocked. Nah fowl head i get grin
gringrin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 11:31am On Jul 12, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

uhm, you're laykorn, right?

Nope
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 11:31am On Jul 12, 2015
Sinnzu:
our bish is being ravaged by truckpusher's massive kondo!grin
Yeye boy grin grin

Even gays would run away from that smello. grin grin grin
He would soon threaten us with Eiye fraternity making me to have a rethink on when church boys started recruiting dumb ass niggas into the brotherhood...smh
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DarkkRebel: 11:31am On Jul 12, 2015
Truckpusher:
Stop bringing in dead news meant for teenagers .
Why can't you get laid? grin


you got jilted by your girlfriend who's half your age. she also happens to be a Nairalander.
You were practically shivering when I jokingly threatened to post our chats to prove we interacted offline. You had to choose the b1tch route & call her at around 12am to confirm if it's true all because of darkrebel.

I do not wish to embarrass you further... If you have any sense of decorum you would shut your trap & find a means of building your wealth rather than staying online 24/7 chasing teenage girls.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DarkkRebel: 11:34am On Jul 12, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
That awkward moment, when English being laid to rest cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

I already corrected it before you quoted.

that awkward moment when someone whose vocabulary is as infinitesimal as common-sense in Sweetorgasm's head pinpoints a minor grammatical error made by the Black Shakespeare. ✘
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by pbs4real(m): 11:34am On Jul 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:

Me chicken head shocked. Nah fowl head i get grin
no,nah turkey.

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