Don't understand dis movement o.are d remz student writing the postjamb b4 d jambites

Eeeh! I'm +ve my post is responsible for all these tumultuous comments and incessant cyber-hubbubs.... Don't get me wrong, there's a misconception somewhere, My post wasn't made for the purpose of revolt against the Vets, elders and pioneers of this forum, it's an attempt to atleast limit or curb some acts I thought was un-ethical that some aspirants and Vets(including Rkarang n'Khassy) thought was ethical, So apologies to the Elders I'm +ve we'd all laugh over all these some day after the Aptitude Test with some drinks to appease and pacify the angry gods

ayokunlei:
Let's entertain more of questions this time around.
To the aspirants, if you have any question bugging ur mind about the school, bring it up.
If you are a prospective of any of this courses, ask questions regarding such department. Statistics, Maths, physics, ...
I have been in ur shoes before likewise every other returning students. Ask what you feel like knowing.
You can also reach me on whatsapp. 08178110803.

let's see if any body would ask
later is we wan fine chill then go say we d disturb

omo ale jati jati fall this thread sha
quote me wrongly and watch tunda faya you in 6D


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duke59:
Don't understand dis movement o.are d remz student writing the postjamb b4 d jambites

no but then go first una register sha

dpacificheraclx:
Eeeh! I'm +ve my post is responsible for all these tumultuous comments and incessant cyber-hubbubs.... Don't get me wrong, there's a misconception somewhere, My post wasn't made for the purpose of revolt against the Vets, elders and pioneers of this forum, it's an attempt to atleast limit or curb some acts I thought was un-ethical that some aspirants and Vets(including Rkarang n'Khassy) thought was ethical, So apologies to the Elders I'm +ve we'd all laugh over all these some day after the Aptitude Test with some drinks to appease and pacify the angry gods

manage this one

BoiGrammz:
nobody got time for that

Okay now! So what's happening? You seem to be new here

BoiGrammz:
nobody got time for that

Okay now! So what's happening? You seem to be new here

these are some of last year's unilorin post ume question: Splellings : accommodation, occassion.
Oral english : vowels and consonant
Bees live in ----- ans (Hive).
Prof Wole Soyinka was awarded Nobel Laureaut award in what year? Ans: 1986.
Questions on concord and agreement,
Sentences.
Owo is in which state in Nigeria? Ans: Ondo
Some very simple maths too, the ones you can do without using ur Pen. E.g , questions on kinematics; average speed and distance. and so on, questions on probability.
As you have been informed earlier, questions will be random, some can see more of Biology than maths, but its sure you will see questions on English.
Read that ur English textbook 'A 1'/ 'Invisible teacher' very well...

rkarang:


Okay now! So what's happening? You seem to be new here

am an aspirant too. But I've not written jamb

BoiGrammz:
am an aspirant too. But I've not written jamb

For next year right Well, it's interesting

khassy:

GUESS WAH











IDGAF what you think Bae

would love to see your comment after the post ume
and dafuq who said this was about pages... this about old time buddies chilling out and having fun and if you ain't satisfied with that... hit the unfollow button and quit the bitching Ms Grammarian cus it's utterly useless and of no point since we ain't goon take instructions from nobody ma'am


dafuq I jus mentioned my nigga;P

Damn ryt u just did bro.But it's all gud.Cos u's a top dawg.I see u hombre

BoiGrammz:
am an aspirant too. But I've not written jamb

this guy na troll?

khassy:

hahahha 1hr is momentarily enuf na

Khassy seems not to give a damn ooo
Baba, how hustle joor Man needs money

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khassy:

this guy na troll?

Exactly what I asked him yesterday

rkarang:


Khassy seems not to give a damn ooo

Baba, how hustle joor Man needs money

just finished editing my CV

job hunting tins tomorrow..... range rover must be bought this semester oooo

I'm seriously jacking for tomorrow's class but the thread is so animated that I keep coming back


Khassy #Kobami

rkarang:


Exactly what I asked him yesterday

hahaha okay ooo

... And be very mindful of how you answer ur question, dont be too anxious,I mean Unilorin cbt is simple but technical; a question will have 2 similar possible answer ,just make sure you choose the best answer that suits the particular question.

rkarang:
I'm seriously jacking for tomorrow's class but the thread is so animated that I keep coming back


Khassy #Kobami

hahaha jackometer
I no even carry any book come house cuss I no wan remind myself of am again


to October tins. ma rest from book wahala for now

khassy:


hahaha jackometer
I no even carry any book come house cuss I no wan remind myself of am again


to October tins. ma rest from book wahala for now

My guy, na for hustling things Man must chop corn before October

ayokunlei:
... And be very mindful of how you answer ur question, dont be too anxious,I mean Unilorin cbt is simple but technical; a question will have 2 similar possible answer ,just make sure you choose the best answer that suits the particular question.

reminds me of
CSC102 basic programming
Hello world.
hello world

that . at the first hello world made most of us fail


last bullet
no do oversabi or overconfidece

look every ansa wella

khassy:

GUESS WAH











IDGAF what you think Bae

would love to see your comment after the post ume
and dafuq who said this was about pages... this about old time buddies chilling out and having fun and if you ain't satisfied with that... hit the unfollow button and quit the bitching Ms Grammarian cus it's utterly useless and of no point since we ain't goon take instructions from nobody ma'am


dafuq I jus mentioned my nigga;P

With due respect bro,are you sure you're receiving any formal education as i type?isn't ur show of immaturity a misalignment with the institution's maxim,'probitas doctrina'?If your reply is in the affirmativ,then i'ld convincingly say without sounding defensive that you are just one of the academic ragamuffins without ethical responsibility. wouldn't it be sensible if u just read,criticized and inferred without passing some insults?Alas,you fell amongst the juvenile delinquent.going by the 'silence is golden' catchphrase,you would have made some sense if you just read and jumped-pass.if you tag communication as grammar,then i'm scared you'll be having language issues.
In response to you hearing from me after the much anticipated post-utme exams,then i'ld advise you shove pride off you

rkarang:


My guy, na for hustling things Man must chop corn before October

washêrē

rkarang:
'
For next year right Well, it's interesting

yes sir

Khassy who's a troll? If I slap your soul commit for your life ehn..

You guys seem interesting.. Can't wait to write jamb and join you guys sha

Temmi001:
With due respect bro,are you sure you're receiving any formal education as i type?isn't ur show of immaturity a misalignment with the institution's maxim,'probitas doctrina'?If your reply is in the affirmativ,then i'ld convincingly say without sounding defensive that you are just one of the academic ragamuffins without ethical responsibility. wouldn't it be sensible if u just read,criticized and inferred without passing some insults?Alas,you fell amongst the juvenile delinquent.going by the 'silence is golden' catchphrase,you would have made some sense if you just read and jumped-pass.if you tag communication as grammar,then i'm scared you'll be having language issues.
In response to you hearing from me after the much anticipated post-utme exams,then i'ld advise you shove pride off you

I still DGAFF so dafuq you'll do?

and quoting me with all your stewpid words still doesn't portray you as smart to me...


LAST BULLET
don't judge any body by his online gimmick..

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khassy:

I still DGAFF so

then swerve and eschew quoting me

To my dear aspirants!

Dunno if you've heard of "two out of five rule"? This simply implies that you should be careful in choosing your answer. One correct answer plus another that looks correct.

Out of the five options, the examiner will make one option to pose as if it's the right answer. It will be very close in meaning/fact to the right answer.

Therefore, you should carefully review your options before selecting.

Furthermore, option A is "most often" a threat. It will look obvious- as if it's the right answer. Painstakingly check other options before you decide to choose em.

Then, make sure you pay attention to quantifiers... Such as: all, except, likely, some, only, probably, etc.

Remember to study "parallelism" too (for ENG questions).

ayokunlei:


Lol. But you sabi English oo
Which department you dey na? Last 2years na Alhassan, last year Esteing. I guess you are a Lawyer fa

lol,stop the mockery or teasing sir..
Law??no sir!!
Chemical engineering major

Temmi001:
then swerve and eschew quoting me

dafuq you just quoted me and it's imminent I do d same

LAST BULLET
I don't do e-war with femmes if not ehn....


CHOP CUCUMBER

rkarang:
To my dear aspirants!

Dunno if you've heard of "two out of five rule"? This simply implies that you should be careful in choosing your answer.

Out of the five options, the examiner will make one option to pose as if it's the right answer. It will be very close in meaning/fact to the right answer.

Therefore, you should carefully review your options before selecting.

Furthermore, option A is "most often" a threat. It will look obvious- as if it's the right answer. Painstakingly check other options before you decide to choose em.

Then, make sure you pay attention to quantifiers... Such as: all, except, likely, some, only, probably, etc.

Remember to study "parallelism" too (for ENG questions).

na me only me dn discover say Ilorin d like set option B as correct ansa

oboi if ah d CBT and I no sabi ansa I no d think.... B straight oooo

Yustash001:
OK...bro...success...

Thanks bro