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The Night - A Poem For Lazy Students by Nobody: 11:48pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
This is a period for exam in most most schools ( both tertiary and secondary), in my school exam starts tomorrow.. Seeing the rush everywhere, how students are hustling to read for their exam tomorrow, i remembered this poem for lazy student, i'm not saying they are all lazy (me sef lazy) , i just want to share the poem....here it goes The night The night before the examination The student study after relaxation The face washed to remove perspiration The music off to avoid distraction. Set for action, so roomate evicted Feeling tight so belt loosened palms wet so hand towelled Shoes off, so feet flatened. A deep breath, for the first time book opened, The 209 pages of the book spotlessly printed At 20 pages an hour, 3 mins per pages Just move to the mind, what is on the page. Now page 2, paragraph 1, chapter 1 what have i been reading Starting all over, with more concentration 5 hours later, 179 pages left, but half of time gone. Eyes very hot, headache and pain Phinge onward, dont learn everything Get the essentials, to gain time Time for break relax for some time. Next morning, enter exam hall See question, mind goes blank Pen in mouth, not on paper Total failure, shame and regret..... A good definition for la cram, la pour, la forget crew. Funny enough the poem describes most of us students but i pray and decree unto thee , this will not be your portion (amen) Read hard...success is yours, goodluck. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: The Night - A Poem For Lazy Students by Kingswhite2001: 12:00am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Nice poem, but all still boils down to Nigeria system of lecturing/teaching. Lacram lapor, laforget. May God help us. |
Re: The Night - A Poem For Lazy Students by b3llo(m): 12:00am On Jul 13, 2015 |
LA cram, La pour, La forget. It's part of the Nigerian student, the lecturers are not even helping matters. |
Re: The Night - A Poem For Lazy Students by Nobody: 12:03am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Kingswhite2001: Exactly, the lecturers are not helping matters at all, sometimes you see them releasing a handout of 200 pages a week to exam... [quote author=b3llo post=35795684][/quote] Sleep dey catch you...go to bed o |
Re: The Night - A Poem For Lazy Students by b3llo(m): 12:22am On Jul 13, 2015 |
khachee: Am wide awake |
Re: The Night - A Poem For Lazy Students by Nobody: 12:27am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Re: The Night - A Poem For Lazy Students by boboLIL(m): 12:46am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Hahaha......nawa 0h..... I was a victim tho.....buh I scaled through cos I av retentive 'memories' |
Re: The Night - A Poem For Lazy Students by Nobody: 8:47am On Jul 13, 2015 |
boboLIL:lucky you |
Re: The Night - A Poem For Lazy Students by BRIGHTRIVERS(m): 9:55am On Jul 13, 2015 |
lol..we all been thru dis awkward moment |
Re: The Night - A Poem For Lazy Students by tonnieblaise(m): 8:35am On Jul 14, 2015 |
BRIGHTRIVERS:so true but not all That awkward moment when the ceiling becomes your friend. Looking up to it always as if the answer is there |
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