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Funny Facts About Pmb by salisy: 6:00am On Jul 13, 2015 |
EXPERIENCE MATTERS.
If you think say you be GOVERNOR, PMB ma na
Governor befor.
If you think say you be MINISTER, PMB don do
Minister befor.
If you think say you be POLITICIAN, PMB contest
an elections four times for three different political
Parties.
If you think na SECURITY you be, ha PMB na
Army General o.
If you think say you be HEAD of Government
agency, PMB na PTF chairman befor.
If you think say you be TRADITIONAL RULER,
PMB na him be de BAYAJIDDA of Daura.
If you think say you be FARMER, PMB too de rear
Cows.
If you think say you be THIEF, LOOTER OR
SQUANDER, you should know water dey quench
fire, PMB na Mai Gaskiya him be.
If you think you be TERRORIST, na PMB defeated
Maitatsine.
If you think say you be WAYO, WURURU OR
CHUWA CHUWA MAN, toh you are on your own o,
PMB belongs to nobody.
If you think you be ACADEMICIAN, PMB' deputy
na Professor.
If you think say you be LAWYER, Hin Deputy na
SAN
If you think say you be NIGERIAN, na PMB be de
President.
Wetin you fit do? 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Facts About Pmb by Ridwanna(m): 6:01am On Jul 13, 2015 |
if u tink say u be PDPite..PMB na combination of ACN, CPC nd APGA if u tink say u be thief...PMB na soldier if u think say u be hater...PMB na liker 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Facts About Pmb by Nobody: 6:03am On Jul 13, 2015 |
LMAO... This is Fvcking hilarious. Wailing wailers una don hear abi? 1 Like |
Re: Funny Facts About Pmb by bunmioguns(m): 6:03am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Hmmm |
Re: Funny Facts About Pmb by PrinceZahzah(m): 6:04am On Jul 13, 2015 |
If u think say u dull pass,na lie.PMB na d no.1 dullard presently 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Facts About Pmb by kazmanbanjoko(m): 6:05am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Yu can study him bt yu wont graduate. #fact 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Facts About Pmb by Mogidi: 6:06am On Jul 13, 2015 |
If you say you be basket mouth, pmb is the best comedian in Africa. |
Re: Funny Facts About Pmb by lawsarma: 6:06am On Jul 13, 2015 |
abegi. no b only Hausa dey here o |
Re: Funny Facts About Pmb by CUM4WHAT(m): 6:06am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Re: Funny Facts About Pmb by Macwytt(m): 6:11am On Jul 13, 2015 |
If you think say you slow PMB na snail If you think say you be clueless, PMB na dullard If you think say you dull PMB NA DULLARDINO If you think say you no knw book PMB na daft If you think say you be g boi thief PMB na fraud If you think say u Sabi thief PMB na head of corruption If you think say u dey pity thief wey them catch. PMB get them as friends ("abacha is not corrupt"-PMB |
Re: Funny Facts About Pmb by Paschal001: 6:19am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Not funny |
Re: Funny Facts About Pmb by salisy: 6:36am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Paschal001:IYO |
Re: Funny Facts About Pmb by salisy: 6:39am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Complete package, PMB has it all. He is indeed blessed and Nigeria is past changing for good, all thanks to him. 1 Like |
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