Captainswag225:
awww hun, u are the best ever, am glad i found u. Whats the menu today dear?

Captainswag225:
poor racoon, its a shame that u i.q is so low, am actually thinking of transferring some of my i.q to u. A jobless hopeless ugly wretched bat who also has down syndrome. Dude, what do sniff? I bet u sniff fermented pawpaw leaves, it shows why u are dis stupp1d, having obsession for a lady who doesnt love must really hurt. Isnt it ? U think calling her names will make her want u? U tried, begged, cried for her pic but u didnt get it, doesnt it tell u something, she isnt into u, u need to check back in at yaba left, ur squad are planning a surprise welcome party for u. Get back there and cheer them up coz thats where u belong..... Silly smelly skanks, u stink too bad.

YAaAaAwns! Always baseless...you're such a bore!

misssclassy:


Here is the link

http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2013/11/femi-fani-kayode-exposed-as-internet.html?m=1

Dammit!!

That guy sha! I laughed so hard when I read where he wrote FFK has been exposed as an INTERNET TROLL on nairaland.

Who knows? Tinubu might be on NL as well.

lezz:
I could well have been your father, I had to wait in line for my turn with your mother.

Your mother was the biggest drunk in the whole of Kumasi she is also the cheapest courtesan in the neighbourhood whose most sophisticated clientele were street urchins and sewage cleaners.

TheSonOfMark:

Why is Captainswag225 Captainsfag225 scared of replying me?

Where is Firsteva/2Sa2? Useless lesbian whøre!

Captainswag225:
so firsteva is gay coz she said no to u? Thats so low on ur part

Even if she was straight, FirstEVA is too damn ugly for my dog to screw. Wtf!! Mind you, I'm not just against her alone but all her kinds. FirstEVA is a certified lesbian... I showed proofs, didn't I?

lezz:
Do I really blame FirstEva? Nah, that thing actually has nothing going for her offline. She failed at every single human endeavor she could muster. Yet failure never parted company with her

Nairaland became her life. And she was beginning to have the faintest semblance of happiness, then she stepped on the toes of tge musketeers and, alas, life is back at its cruelest again.

MrsChima:


rice and srew

lezz:
Do I really blame FirstEva? Nah, that thing actually has nothing going for her offline. She failed at every single human endeavor she could muster. Yet failure never parted company with her

Nairaland became her life. And she was beginning to have the faintest semblance of happiness, then she stepped on the toes of the musketeers and, alas, life is back at its cruelest again.

Captainswag225:
so firsteva is gay coz she said no to u? Thats so low on ur part

AprokoMan:
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Captainswag225:
how could she have failed when she has 3 jobless lunatics declaring their undying love for her? She is with her man by now. Dont u think u sissies should also get a life too?

And one miserable spèrm-drinker vehemently defending her. Dude, save your breath, you're beginning to sound exhausted already.....and we're yet to start dealing with you personally

ogogoromasta:

itz either yuh are a toto defenda lyk our famous francis or yuh are firsteva if d latta den cum svck my dikk already! itz a privilege

Captainswag225:
she doesnt love u. Copy dat

Captainswag225:
lol, so sad that u cant even afford to travel out of naija, u are soo poor dude, not to even talk of ur biggest problem, u are impotent, be bold to tell ur lunatic friends. Thats the reason why at 35 years u keep repelling women. they dont know the truth, u shoot blank,.... I sometimes wonder what ur use in life really is now? i think u should take ur miserable pathetic life now. Impotento.

Captainswag225:
u are the bore mr hoodrat, the son of rat, delusional bat, u are cheap, weak , aimless, see how a lady have bruised u. U are too ashamed to go offline. I bet u never thought a day like dis will ever come

Blah, blah, blah, blah! Captainsfag225 can't argue without cussing his life, can he? The only reason you're sweating all over for FirstEVA is because ur his dog, isn't it? But, shamefully, she doesn't share her punnay with perveted cum-lickers like you. Mr Work-No-Pay

ogogoromasta:


i dont want ha love
i want her herpes infested
lipzz gaggin on ma dikkk
deeeeep throat baaby

Punchlines!!

lezz:
I know you're a block headed baboon whose tentacles never spread beyond Nairaland.

All over the globe, lez is the international abbreviation of Leslie. Try being less of a Nairaland rat and broaden your world outlook.

Captainswag225:
how could she have failed when she has 3 jobless lunatics declaring their undying love for her? She is with her man by now. Dont u think u sissies should also get a life too?

I think FirstEVA is done and dusted. Her little bingo, Captainsfag225 couldn't withstand the pressure heaved on her. Onto the next available gay/lesbian to get slain

AgapeCharis:
Dammit!!

That guy sha! I laughed so hard when I read where he wrote FFK has been exposed as an INTERNET TROLL on nairaland.

Who knows? Tinubu might be on NL as well.

Nairaland is Nigeria's biggest online forum. This is where you can interact, argue and discuss with largest mass Nigerians on a lot of issues, especially politics.

If we have celebrities and politicians on facebook and twitter, why can't we have them on Nairaland.
There are a lot of notable Nigerians on Nairaland, but they are on low key.

I could even be Genevieve, you never know

lezz:
Dude, I'll always be better than a WHO property like you.
You are a faggy faggōt that's makes you a waste of humanity and a cancer to society.

You need a social therapy of public horsewhip flogging to get you to start appreciating the beauty of women. Waste of nature. You can't even carry your own weight.

You stink of shiit from all the asses you've been digging into. Ghetto-frog with maladjusted sexual orientation.

misssclassy:


Nairaland is Nigeria's biggest online forum. This is where you can interact, argue and discuss with largest mass Nigerians on a lot of issues, especially politics.

If we have celebrities and politicians on facebook and twitter, why can't we have them on Nairaland.
There are a lot of notable Nigerians on Nairaland, but they are on low key.
I could even be Genevieve, you never know

lezz:
Faggy, first Eva has no man!!!

She's been on here since two days making endless screaming without even taking a bath.

No girl with a boy friend, let alone husband, has that time or bitterness in her. She's a cheap tramp at one backwater lesbian centre trying hard to sell her doorpost frame of an ass.

You are a lonely fagg0t looking for an online hommosexual comradeship.

Both of you make a nice frustrated pervasive pair. A public toilet smells better than your rectum-loving manhood.

Captainswag225:
am coming ryt up honey, can i pls get a massage after my meal?

ogogoromasta:


itz either yuh are a toto
defenda lyk our famous
francis or yuh are firsteva
if d latta den cum svck my dikk
already!
itz a privilege

MrsChima:


You can get the cane upside the head.

Captainswag225:
a certified gigolo, are u out of work? Trying to find a lady on nairaland? Thats not how to go abt it dude, show ur high level of maturity, show ur respect for women and am sure they will appreciate u back, stop being a disgrace to manhood. Lunatic

lezz:
Faggy, first Eva has no man!!!

She's been on here since two days making endless screaming without even taking a bath.

No girl with a boy friend, let alone husband, has that time or bitterness in her. She's a cheap tramp at one backwater lesbian centre trying hard to sell her doorpost frame of an ass.

You are a lonely fagg0t looking for an online hommosexual comradeship.

Both of you make a nice frustrated pervasive pair. A public toilet smells better than your rectum-loving manhood.

Captainswag225:
hahahaha the poor niger delta rebel is weeping, has buhari cancelled ur amnesty? I feel for u ma guy, so what are gonna do now? Go back to armed robbery ryt? Jux make sure dont get killed by the police.. Or u wanna sell fake dvd's like ur peepz do over here! Thats how most of them dress u know like ur d.p. Hahahaha white belt? Who does that? Wack dressing from person who find sanity on nairaland by insulting and obsessing with a lady.

ogogoromasta:


i dont lick azz lyk
oda feminine men
here on NL
deez bissshes were created
2 be subservient to man
so quit delayin and
svck me off firsteva

Captainswag225:
u must be drinking expired palmwine for u to think that am firsteva. See how desperate u are for a lady? U are a disgrace to manhood. U are in a very dangerous state of konji. Pls dont rape anyone. Psychopath