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*****lol***** by CUM4WHAT(m): 1:19am On Jul 16, 2015
Hahahahhhahaha see th em
Re: *****lol***** by marshalcarter: 1:26am On Jul 16, 2015
Lolzzz really??
See ur name''cum4wat''
See ur signature''I cum 4 money''




See bro....its not wat you'll stop in 3mnths tym sef....I'll advice to just get off porn 1st meanwhile....do you play instrument??
Re: *****lol***** by CUM4WHAT(m): 1:32am On Jul 16, 2015
marshalcarter:
Lolzzz really??
See ur name''cum4wat''
See ur signature''I cum 4 money''




See bro....its not wat you'll stop in 3mnths tym sef....I'll advice to just get off porn 1st meanwhile....do you play instrument??
nah... Got no talent apart 4rm dancing
Re: *****lol***** by marshalcarter: 1:39am On Jul 16, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
nah... Got no talent apart 4rm dancing
Na here be gobe ooo


Ouch nonooooooo
I cnt really say sha....but I overcame mine by drummin....everyday rehearsals nd I joined 1 crew lyk dis....so I aint gat no tym for SS....but 1st stay away from porn

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Re: *****lol***** by Nobody: 3:55am On Jul 16, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
i think am beginning to get tired tired of it coz it makes me harden my heart towards meeting pple and feel i got d whole world...... Tried to stop but the great feeling wudnt let me...... I know it has no bad effect but it takes much of my time, my eyes are dimming even tho i love it......I may stop if any1 can convince me....


Am damn crious,,,, :k just finished 2nd round and xooxo weak to stand up....


And how can i watch sexy movies without jerking offf,.... Someone HELP!!...


DNT BRING RELIGIOUS OPINION HERE OKAY COZ AM A STRONG BROTHER IN THE LORD IN ONE OF NAIJA HOTTEST CHURCHES....






watin I go tell this one now, always rub pepper on your palms. thank me later
Re: *****lol***** by meimoks(f): 7:04am On Jul 16, 2015
Oyind17:







watin I go tell this one now, always rub pepper on your palms. thank me later



grin grin grin
Re: *****lol***** by CUM4WHAT(m): 7:07am On Jul 16, 2015
Oyind17:







watin I go tell this one now, always rub pepper on your palms. thank me later
u wan to kill me
Re: *****lol***** by frank1k: 7:37am On Jul 16, 2015
Your eyes are dimming...explain plz
Re: *****lol***** by Nobody: 7:53am On Jul 16, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
i think am beginning to get tired tired of it coz it makes me harden my heart towards meeting pple and feel i got d whole world...... Tried to stop but the great feeling wudnt let me...... I know it has no bad effect but it takes much of my time, my eyes are dimming even tho i love it......I may stop if any1 can convince me....


Am damn crious,,,, :k just finished 2nd round and xooxo weak to stand up....


And how can i watch sexy movies without jerking offf,.... Someone HELP!!...


DNT BRING RELIGIOUS OPINION HERE OKAY COZ AM A STRONG BROTHER IN THE LORD IN ONE OF NAIJA HOTTEST CHURCHES....

First of all, you have to decide deep within you that you want to stop. The truth is, the human mind can't do what we don't assure it to do.
So, you have to make a decision to stop.

Secondly, find something to engage yourself with. Such thoughts come because your mind is idle. So, find something to keep your mind busy. Perhaps a hobby or something , recreational activity, or vocation.

Thirdly, stop being alone. Try being around people. It helps. Try staying with friends, or family members. It's when you are alone that those thoughts will come.
Even when you want to watch those "sexy" movies, try watching them with someone. If you are the type that doesn't like watching movies with some other person, then try watching it around others. Just make sure you aren't alone.

Fourthly, always stay away from things that might propel you to self-service. If you watch porn, please stay away from it for know. In fact, try staying away from any form of explicit material. Be it pictures/ videos on your phone, magazines, websites...etc.

Finally, just try to develop self control. Whenever the thought of self servicing comes to mind, tell yourself that you are better than this, that you are stronger. Wade of the thought. Control yourself.
If the thought becomes persistent move to where people are or try doing something, maybe a house chore, a hobby or get something to eat or try talking with someone, either in person or on the phone.

If you can withstand the urge the first time, you would be able to do it the second time, and before you know it you would fully be able to control yourself in the face of those thoughts and urges.

Stay safe!

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Re: *****lol***** by CUM4WHAT(m): 8:48am On Jul 16, 2015
misssclassy:


First of all, you have to decide deep within you that you want to stop. The truth is, the human mind can't do what we don't assure it to do.
So, you have to make a decision to stop.

Secondly, find something to engage yourself with. Such thoughts come because your mind is idle. So, find something to keep your mind busy. Perhaps a hobby or something , recreational activity, or vocation.

Thirdly, stop being alone. Try being around people. It helps. Try staying with friends, or family members. It's when you are alone that those thoughts will come.
Even when you want to watch those "sexy" movies, try watching them with someone. If you are the type that doesn't like watching movies with some other person, then try watching it around others. Just make sure you aren't alone.

Fourthly, always stay away from things that might propel you to self-service. If you watch porn, please stay away from it for know. In fact, try staying away from any form of explicit material. Be it pictures/ videos on your phone, magazines, websites...etc.

Finally, just try to develop self control. Whenever the thought of self servicing comes to mind, tell yourself that you are better than this, that you are stronger. Wade of the thought. Control yourself.
If the thought becomes persistent move to where people are or try doing something, maybe a house chore, a hobby or get something to eat or try talking with someone, either in person or on the phone.

If you can withstand the urge the first time, you would be able to do it the second time, and before you know it you would fully be able to control yourself in the face of those thoughts and urges.

Stay safe!


"clears throat & grabs the mic*


I really want to appreciate you, for taking your time to compile this piece. Never expected it coz u seem to b the person i hate so much with passion. Now I BELIEVE BAD EGGs ALWAYS HAVE A SHINING SHELL.. In no doubt you are a good writer and keep it up as i look forward to read your books someday.

In review of ur comment i found most of your tips familiar, but they never made me to stop.


I do have friends but not 'close friends', reason being that i cant help it when i quarrel with someone, so therefore i tighten my screw to my nut..


Sexy movies are like the regular but just acted in a different way and manner, even the regular can turn someone on if you care to know.

I would try to resist but if urge persist and i can't desist, then i can't affirm what next...


*drops mic and walks away smiling*
Re: *****lol***** by Nobody: 8:53am On Jul 16, 2015
CUM4WHAT:



"clears throat & grabs the mic*


I really want to appreciate you, for taking your time to compile this piece. Never expected it coz u seem to b the person i hate so much with passion. Now I BELIEVE BAD EGGs ALWAYS HAVE A SHINING SHELL.. In no doubt you are a good writer and keep it up as i look forward to read your books someday.

In review of ur comment i found most of your tips familiar, but they never made me to stop.


I do have friends but not 'close friends', reason being that i cant help it when i quarrel with someone, so therefore i tighten my screw to my nut..


Sexy movies are like the regular but just acted in a different way and manner, even the regular can turn someone on if you care to know.

I would try to resist but if urge persist and i can't desist, then i can't affirm what next...


*drops mic and walks away smiling*

Sorry you perceived me as such earlier, I just didn't like the way you quoted me the other time. It was quite uncalled for you know.
Well, apologies if I made you angry.

But one quick question; your profile picture, I don't quite get it.
Are you......
Re: *****lol***** by Teeboy15(m): 9:00am On Jul 16, 2015
Son r u sure u need help or u jst decided to open a thread for attention? Pardon me but errthing abt u depicts sex. Imagine ur username, signature n (worse of all) ur profile pic. I think d help u need is inside of u

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Re: *****lol***** by yorubadelta(f): 9:09am On Jul 16, 2015
..... i was gonna comment but then I saw your profile picture.
Nasty sickoo you are .. tufiakwa!

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Re: *****lol***** by CUM4WHAT(m): 9:17am On Jul 16, 2015
misssclassy:


Sorry you perceived me as such earlier, I just didn't like the way you quoted me the other time. It was quite uncalled for you know.
Well, apologies if I made you angry.

But one quick question; your profile picture, I don't quite get it.
Are you......

*called back to d podium and grabs d mic*

*mic refuses to work, then he drops it and speaks*


I accept your tendered apologa and apologies.


Saw it on a post and liked it.... Thats all

*stares at................ And walks away*
Re: *****lol***** by Nobody: 9:41am On Jul 16, 2015
CUM4WHAT:


*called back to d podium and grabs d mic*

*mic refuses to work, then he drops it and speaks*


I accept your tendered apologa and apologies.


Saw it on a post and liked it.... Thats all

*stares at................ And walks away*








I don't think you'll stop playing with your toy anytime soon.....change your dp.
Re: *****lol***** by julietchic(f): 9:50am On Jul 16, 2015
change ur Dp
Re: *****lol***** by CUM4WHAT(m): 10:14am On Jul 16, 2015
julietchic:
change ur Dp
Oyind17:

I don't think you'll stop playing with your toy anytime soon.....change your dp.
julietchic:
change ur Dp



*peeps through the window and whispers*

why do they want me to change d pic on my door


*comes out to meet them*

Hi ladies i dnt c anytin bad in in ooo. Or is there something attached yall aint telling me
Re: *****lol***** by proxillin(m): 10:26am On Jul 16, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
i think am beginning to get tired tired of it coz it makes me harden my heart towards meeting pple and feel i got d whole world...... Tried to stop but the great feeling wudnt let me...... I know it has no bad effect but it takes much of my time, my eyes are dimming even tho i love it......I may stop if any1 can convince me....


Am damn crious,,,, :k just finished 2nd round and xooxo weak to stand up....


And how can i watch sexy movies without jerking offf,.... Someone HELP!!...


DNT BRING RELIGIOUS OPINION HERE OKAY COZ AM A STRONG BROTHER IN THE LORD IN ONE OF NAIJA HOTTEST CHURCHES....

Boy...You are a good talent.
We need people like you.

We can help you refine your potential.

We the corporate coordinating committee of Vaseline Association of Nigeria (VAN)

Nothing do you boy..
Re: *****lol***** by Nobody: 10:36am On Jul 16, 2015
the op is even smiling instead of making way on how to stop those nonsense.SMH

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Re: *****lol***** by itsMrIke(m): 10:38am On Jul 16, 2015
proxillin:


Boy...You are a good talent.
We need people like you.

We can help you refine your potential.

We the corporate coordinating committee of Vaseline Association of Nigeria (VAN)

Nothing do you boy..


Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...Chai!!! People of Nairaland una no go use laff kill me!!!
Re: *****lol***** by sirxbit(m): 11:38am On Jul 16, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
u wan to kill me
the bottom line of it all is always stay occupied,stay away 4rm being idle
Re: *****lol***** by donMIG(m): 12:34pm On Jul 16, 2015
Get a real tyt a55 b1+ch
Re: *****lol***** by BANGERLEE1(m): 12:44pm On Jul 16, 2015
marshalcarter:
Lolzzz really??
See ur name''cum4wat''
See ur signature''I cum 4 money''




See bro....its not wat you'll stop in 3mnths tym sef....I'll advice to just get off porn 1st meanwhile....do you play instrument??
The only instrument he can play is his di**ck
Re: *****lol***** by jackyraw09: 12:56pm On Jul 16, 2015
bro make i nor lie to stop no easy. but best way to stop is to read up on erectile dysfunction.

the fear wey go catch u go make u stop.

Also, i recommend saving a page on "harmful effects of masturbation" . make that page ur browser's

home page so that u have to read it err time u open ur browser. Then also, stay off porn[IMPORTANT!] and hmm, just read on erectile dysfunction

and fear go catch u.

I normally do it once a week after reading that it improves test. levels but

stopped after reading up on a guy who couldn't ejaculate while having normal sex or the one who needs to watch porn

before he can get attention.

Bro, also try to get a girlfriend and lash am wella.
Re: *****lol***** by jashar(f): 1:16pm On Jul 16, 2015
In over coming an addiction, you need to realise the need for a higher power. If you could overcome it yourself, you would have a long time ago.

Anyway, try this.

http://www.reuniting.info/karezza_four_easy_steps

I may not agree with everything there, but it's a start for you.

If I mention the help of the HolySpirit now...
Re: *****lol***** by Remilekun101: 1:54pm On Jul 16, 2015
Oyind17:

watin I go tell this one now, always rub pepper on your palms. thank me later

Re: *****lol***** by IsaacBuchi(m): 1:59pm On Jul 16, 2015
The way I see it, the op is pained by his actions but he is not convinced that it is moral wrong or not. He doesn't even see it as bad.

I can raise that conclusion that you have pulled down the dp that everyone is complaining about (I didn't see the dp but I want to think it is not supporting ur desire to end the bad habit).

In addition to your fence sitting on the subject of masturbation & ur inability to control has been heightened by the environment you are in or have created for ur self.

How can this analysis of ur person help in finding a suitable solution to ur problem?

First of all I second entirely misssclassy's point as important. Take ur time to consider as the would help in ur fight if u r sure u r ready for the battle.


misssclassy:


First of all, you have to decide deep within you that you want to stop. The truth is, the human mind can't do what we don't assure it to do.
So, you have to make a decision to stop.

Secondly, find something to engage yourself with. Such thoughts come because your mind is idle. So, find something to keep your mind busy. Perhaps a hobby or something , recreational activity, or vocation.

Thirdly, stop being alone. Try being around people. It helps. Try staying with friends, or family members. It's when you are alone that those thoughts will come.
Even when you want to watch those "sexy" movies, try watching them with someone. If you are the type that doesn't like watching movies with some other person, then try watching it around others. Just make sure you aren't alone.

Fourthly, always stay away from things that might propel you to self-service. If you watch porn, please stay away from it for know. In fact, try staying away from any form of explicit material. Be it pictures/ videos on your phone, magazines, websites...etc.

Finally, just try to develop self control. Whenever the thought of self servicing comes to mind, tell yourself that you are better than this, that you are stronger. Wade of the thought. Control yourself.
If the thought becomes persistent move to where people are or try doing something, maybe a house chore, a hobby or get something to eat or try talking with someone, either in person or on the phone.

If you can withstand the urge the first time, you would be able to do it the second time, and before you know it you would fully be able to control yourself in the face of those thoughts and urges.

Stay safe!



Now you need to understand masturbation for what it is. It is not a direct sin because there is no way in the Bible that speaks against it. However, you have to understand that if you are the type that wants to be morally clean or serve God masturbations can make it impossible for you to avoid immoral temptation to sin.

Secondly, you need to realise that it is that guilt you feel inside of you that you want to stop. For does who want to be morally clean guilt is a good thing because it tells you are not doing the right thing and it is not good for you kind of person. But for those who don't care they don't feel any guilt & the have killed their conscience and are willing to do any disgusting thing (I know u r not that type)

Third you also realise that masturbation has affected a lot of things in ur life. Just be realistic. There are some things you want to achieve but you are so weak to do them. Even dreams, businesses, projects etc that would change your life but you are so weak to achieve some of them. The truth when you do not learn to control urself esp. with masturbation other aspects of ur live suffers because it is the same strenght you need to achieve worthy goals.

Lastly on the subject of environment. I cannot say u should change ur friends automatically but this advice works better: think of ur environment. Anything you allow it ur life comes from you. If you hate something, if dirty talks, if dirty movies, if dirty company irritates you...with time you would realise that bad friends would start leaving you slowly or even giving you space (even if the talk about dirty things and you just laugh or nod ur head) because they would realise that this guy is not in the same frequency as us. And before you know good people or company would start coming around you.

I don't long comments like this often but I just hope I have been able to help someone if not you.
Re: *****lol***** by Rhesusmonkey(m): 2:01pm On Jul 16, 2015
Oga try using aboniki balm, u will be the one 2 tank me later. Always keep the aboniki balm near ur dwelling, it sure works like magic.
Re: *****lol***** by IsaacBuchi(m): 2:04pm On Jul 16, 2015
The way I see it, the op is pained by his actions but he is not convinced that it is moral wrong or not. He doesn't even see it as bad.

I can raise that conclusion from the fact that you have pulled down the controversial dp that everyone is complaining about (I didn't see the dp but I want to think it is not supporting ur desire to end the bad habit).

In addition to your fence sitting on the subject of masturbation & ur inability to control it, ur habit has been heightened by the environment you are in or have created for ur self.

How can this analysis of ur person help in finding a suitable solution to ur problem?

First of all I second entirely misssclassy's point as very important. Take ur time to consider the points as the would help in ur fight if u r sure u r ready for the battle.


misssclassy:


First of all, you have to decide deep within you that you want to stop. The truth is, the human mind can't do what we don't assure it to do.
So, you have to make a decision to stop.

Secondly, find something to engage yourself with. Such thoughts come because your mind is idle. So, find something to keep your mind busy. Perhaps a hobby or something , recreational activity, or vocation.

Thirdly, stop being alone. Try being around people. It helps. Try staying with friends, or family members. It's when you are alone that those thoughts will come.
Even when you want to watch those "sexy" movies, try watching them with someone. If you are the type that doesn't like watching movies with some other person, then try watching it around others. Just make sure you aren't alone.

Fourthly, always stay away from things that might propel you to self-service. If you watch porn, please stay away from it for know. In fact, try staying away from any form of explicit material. Be it pictures/ videos on your phone, magazines, websites...etc.

Finally, just try to develop self control. Whenever the thought of self servicing comes to mind, tell yourself that you are better than this, that you are stronger. Wade of the thought. Control yourself.
If the thought becomes persistent move to where people are or try doing something, maybe a house chore, a hobby or get something to eat or try talking with someone, either in person or on the phone.

If you can withstand the urge the first time, you would be able to do it the second time, and before you know it you would fully be able to control yourself in the face of those thoughts and urges.

Stay safe!



Now you need to understand masturbation for what it is. It is not a direct sin because there is no way in the Bible that speaks against it. However, you have to understand that if you are the type that wants to be morally clean or serve God masturbations can make it impossible for you to avoid immoral temptation to sin.

Secondly, you need to realise that it is that guilt you feel inside of you that you want to stop. For does who want to be morally clean guilt is a good thing because it tells you are not doing the right thing and it is not good for you kind of person. But for those who don't care they don't feel any guilt & the have killed their conscience and are willing to do any disgusting thing (I know u r not that type)

Third you also realise that masturbation has affected a lot of things in ur life. Just be realistic. There are some things you want to achieve but you are so weak to do them. Even dreams, businesses, projects etc that would change your life but you are so weak to achieve some of them. The truth when you do not learn to control urself esp. with masturbation other aspects of ur live suffers because it is the same strenght you need to achieve worthy goals.

Also, on the subject of environment. I cannot say u should change ur friends automatically but this advice works better: think of ur environment. Anything you allow it ur life comes from you. If you hate something, if dirty talks, if dirty movies, if dirty company irritates you...with time you would realise that bad friends would start leaving you slowly or even giving you space (even if the talk about dirty things and you just laugh or nod ur head) because they would realise that this guy is not in the same frequency as us. And before you know good people or company would start coming around you.

And last but not the least. You don't want prayer as a solution but let just point at something - frankly, you can pray for 30 years or more and ur masturbation may never heal but I bet you it is essential for the fight. Even if you fail many many times or even years don't fail to pray each time you fail because it is that HIS spirit that is bringing you back gradually from ur chains. Trust me it helps.


I don't write long comments like this often but I just hope I have been able to help someone if not you.

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Re: *****lol***** by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:06pm On Jul 16, 2015
Very easy...

So just change to sprinting, hurdles or relay grin.
Re: *****lol***** by Nobody: 2:09pm On Jul 16, 2015
*dancing Azonto on thread*

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