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Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by danimodd(m): 10:06am On Jun 29, 2015 |
Whether you planned it or it came as a surprise, having a girl over can make any man anxious. Find out what you need to do to get her comfy. So you're finally letting her into your home. Depending on the state of your humble abode, she's either the luckiest woman in the vicinity or someone who might start running for the hills, You, as the owner of said abode, have a responsibility to make your guest as comfortable as possible. CLICK HERE FOR MORE... http://www.odiongist.com/2015/06/things-to-do-if-she-is-sleeping-over.html
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Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by 48noble(m): 10:07am On Jun 29, 2015 |
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Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by Nobody: 10:10am On Jun 29, 2015 |
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Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by IamLEGEND1: 10:13am On Jun 29, 2015 |
are u asking us or are u telling us? coz ur thread's topic is saying one thing ur post is saying another tin. coz i can't find any sensible tin to read there. and if u expect people to click on the link to read wateva it is u want us to see... #YouAreSittingOnALongThing 7 Likes |
Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by vizkiz: 10:17am On Jun 29, 2015 |
op, who is that hoe? Your sister? ![]() 5 Likes |
Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by wtfCode: 10:21am On Jun 29, 2015 |
op, u dey madt?
If i click that link ehh make i bend! 2 Likes |
Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by danimodd(m): 10:28am On Jun 29, 2015 |
And i don't expect broke ass nigger to click the link in the first place! How can you do that with your weekly 10 MB?? those who are ready to learn will do! |
Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by BANGERLEE1(m): 10:32am On Jun 29, 2015 |
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Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by kingofpool: 10:47am On Jun 29, 2015 |
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Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by Juxtified(m): 10:51am On Jun 29, 2015 |
Why would I want to read more of this? |
Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by naijaboiy: 11:09am On Jun 29, 2015 |
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Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by Nobody: 11:14am On Jun 29, 2015 |
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Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by Mcowubaba: 1:20pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
vizkiz:Hmmmm... Dat wasn't necessary !!! 1 Like |
Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by tuffgongjo(m): 2:36pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
Op has his head way up his "hannah" orifice. |
Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by Qualer: 5:48pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
adeh39: wetin happunu!!!? |
Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by Nobody: 6:14pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by Nobody: 6:14pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by danimodd(m): 7:27pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
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Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by kurt09(m): 8:18pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
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Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by Preciousgirl(f): 8:29pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
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Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by danimodd(m): 10:02pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
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Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by danimodd(m): 10:09pm On Jul 09, 2015 |
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Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by danimodd(m): 12:30pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
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Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by octopusfreaky(f): 1:09pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
Op way are u saying,, anyways guys why is it imposican for a lady to stay over night wfout u guys doing ![]() |
Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by Nobody: 2:04pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
Hey....... thats just it....... Op...... Kpele o Whether you planned it or it came as a surprise, having a girl over can make any man anxious. Find out what you need to do to get her comfy. So you're finally letting her into your home. Depending on the state of your humble abode, she's either the luckiest woman in the vicinity or someone who might start running for the hills, You, as the owner of said abode, have a responsibility to make your guest as comfortable as possible. Not every guy is lucky enough to afford a housekeeper on call. And not every guy has the luxury of setting aside an entire day to clean up the house at the drop of a hat. That's why we've come up with ways that are relatively easy and quick to execute, if you happen to suddenly find yourself expecting a house guest, while your home is in dire straits. WHAT TO DO ON A PLANNED SLEEPOVER She may say she'll love you no matter what, but you don't have to show her the warzone that is your house on the first sleepover! Set aside an hour or two to make your home more inviting. 1. CLEAN UP. This one's a no brainer, but where do you start if you need a quick fix? Start with the bedroom. Stuff all your junk someplace she won't bother to look, like the laundry room or your closet or under the bed. You can worry about it later. Not sure what stuff you should prioritize ? As a rule of thumb, anything on the floor and at eye level will catch her attention first, so declutter those areas first. Then sweep the floor or quickly run a vacuum through any area you can be bothered to cover. As for the bathroom, just stash all the unsightly stuff into a cupboard or above the dresser. Scoop out the hair from the drain. And please, on behalf of all the women in the world, clean your toilet! Last but not the least, anything that is even remotely related to any of your exes, whether they're pictures, gifts or clothes, must be stashed away in a place where your current lady love will never, ever find! 2. CHANGE THE SHEETS. We're not too fond of lying down on sheets that are covered with hell knows what bodily fluids. And even if your sheets don't have stains, change them anyway to make sure they're fresh and ready for a night of sweaty lovemaking. Fresh sheets always feel ten times better than week-old ones that have been marinating in your man- sweat. 3. HIDE THE PORN. Yes, we know you buy the occasional magazine, but we don't need evidence of it staring us in the face as we use your bathroom. 4. WARN THE ROOMIES. If you have roomies, the best case scenario would be to get them out of the house for the duration of your girl's stay. There's nothing more awkward for a girl than walking down the hall and having a strange shirtless man suddenly run into her. If you can't get roomies out of the house, at least ask them to expect a visitor. who knows, they might be nice enough to help you make your home a little more presentable. 5. REPLENISH THE STASH. Your girl will probably already bring her own toiletries and clothes, so there's no need to worry about that. But since it's your home court, you'll need to be the one to supply all the other necessary implements such as food, drinks, condoms and lube. Nothing kills a mood faster than suddenly stopping to blame each other for the lack of condoms. So stock up on a couple of different ones and let her pick out which one she'd like you to use. 6. GET HER SOME ENTERTAINMENT. Of course, you won't be getting it on throughout the entire night. So in the moments in between, plan something to keep both of you busy. Sure, you could always just talk and bond and cuddle and whatnot. But it still pays to be prepared. The internet may be your savior. Just give her the wifi password, so she can go online when you've dozed off. If you don't have a connection at home, bring out a couple of books and magazines that she might like, and keep them by the nightstand. If she's not into that, pop a DVD and let her go on a series marathon with Suits or Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad or whatever else she might be into. You'll have a ton more to talk about when you've woken up. 7. PREPARE SOME MOOD LIGHTING. Scented candles work wonders as they provide the perfect ambient light, While masking the smell. If it's too much of a fire hazard, go for a dim lamp. Relying on the street lights outside might not provide you with enough light to get anything done, while using your laptop as a nightlight might prove to be too distracting. |
Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by devonpaul(m): 2:28pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
octopusfreaky:Doing what o pls? |
Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by octopusfreaky(f): 2:45pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
devonpaul:devonpaul again,,, what u guys are best known for ![]() |
Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by devonpaul(m): 2:52pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
octopusfreaky:And what would that be o plz? Ionno watchu talking bout right here maam |
Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by octopusfreaky(f): 2:56pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
devonpaul:to be frank wf uuuu,,,I mean bleeeep ![]() |
Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by octopusfreaky(f): 3:00pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
devonpaul:to be frank wf uuuu,,,I mean bleeeep ![]() |
Re: Things To Do If She Is Sleeping Over for The First Time by devonpaul(m): 3:14pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
octopusfreaky:I honestly don't know what bleeping means but I've been seeing that a lot on threads.. I think I can relate.. But why wud a girl come to sleep over in a guys place and not expect bleeping? Its common arithmetic. Bleeping is always on d menu.. And even if d dude deciedes tobe a nice guy and not bleep, ya'll gon call a nigga either gay or impotent. ![]() 1 Like |
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