hmmm

Lordave:
Can a lady fart confidently in the mist of her
Friends?

Yes, she go do am gently

farting things

Fart the fart and free yourself, just did mine

my farts can smell messlessly when I'm angry.

LOUIS6:
7. Farts Are Flammable



As stated above, the methane and hydrogen in bacteria-produced farts make your gas highly flammable. This is why some people think it's a fun party trick to hold a lighter up to their bums and let a fart free; doing so produces a big burst of flame, but is obviously very dangerous.

In rare cases, a build-up of flammable gasses in the intestines have caused explosion during intestinal surgeries. 

this got me cracked up...would like to try it...

If a person were to fart continuously for 6 years and 9 months, they would produce gas with the equivalent energy of an atomic bomb.

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Really? Then Saddam Hussein would have got lots of manpower to hire from...!!!

sigh

LOUIS6:
7. Farts Are Flammable



As stated above, the methane and hydrogen in bacteria-produced farts make your gas highly flammable. This is why some people think it's a fun party trick to hold a lighter up to their bums and let a fart free; doing so produces a big burst of flame, but is obviously very dangerous.

In rare cases, a build-up of flammable gasses in the intestines have caused explosion during intestinal surgeries. 

renewable energy there!

And one of our Rev fathers slapped me sometimes ago just becos I fart while serving mass

fart no get house.I can fart anywhere.

The thread is making me to fart while reading it

LOUIS6:
Why do we fart? Why do farts smell?

Passing gas may be embarrassing for most of us, but it might make you feel better to know that it's one of the most common bodily functions of all time.

Everyone does it, from mama peace to Obj to Gmb even the Queen of England. In fact, the word "fart" is one of the oldest words in the English language! So no matter how pretty or handsome someone is doesn't mean the fart won't be in grand style.


Here are 10 fascinating facts about fart you might not have known.

OKKK OHH, NOW NA MESS WE WON DISCUSS ABOUT TODAY BY?


MAKE I ADD MY OWN.


1.WOMEN MESS (FART) SMELL AND LAST LONGER THAN MALE FART.


2.SOMETIMES! YOU OFTEN MISTAKE NIGERIA WOMEN MESS FROM SOAKAWAY, BECAUSE OF THERE HIGH CONTENT OF RUBBISH IN THERE BELLE



3. JUST LIKE HOW PEOPLE SLEEP WALK, MOST WOMEN SLEEP MESSING (PROVEN SCIENTIFICALLY)

why do fat people fart alot ? lol

slim ppl fart dey smell like no tomorow

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This one time a boy was visiting his grandmother, who was old and sitting quietly in her chair. Suddenly, she started to fall to the side. The boy quickly came over and helped her back to her upright position. Then a minute later, she started to fall to the other side. Again the boy came over and helped her back upright again. The boy said, 'grandma, are you alright?' She replied, "No, because I keep leaning over to let out a fart but you keep pushing me back up!"

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I have always thought so..that withholding fart is bad.very bad

God bless fart

LOUIS6:
Source :


http://www.geniusvilla.net/2015/06/10-facts-about-farts-you-might-not-know.html?m=1


1. What Is A Fart, Exactly?



Farts are caused by trapped air, which can come from many sources. Some of it is the air that we have swallowed while chewing or drinking. Some air is caused by gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, and some gas is produced by chemical reactions in our intestines or bacteria living in our guts.

A typical fart is composed of about 59 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen, 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent oxygen. Only about one percent of a fart contains hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans, which contain sulfur, and the sulfur is what makes farts stink.

Farts make a sound when they escape due to the vibrations of the rectum. The loudness may vary depending on how much pressure is behind the gas, as well as the tightness of the sphincter muscles.

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AirstarKane:
I love beans I love beans and I love farts my own alone o

what!!! *runs away*

AirstarKane:
I love beans I love beans and I love farts my own alone o

You look like you from china...kindly come and be my Professional fart smeller.

madgoat:
i love farting especially when i'm alone.

lol! madgoat I dey fear u oh.

[size=18pt]How can farts be used to produce enough gas for our gas cookers and cars?
With the millions of farts from Nigerians, we should not be whining about no regular power supply.
How can we monetize farts?[/size]

I remember that time in burdn school way i fart for library. . .trust me the person way day for front feel am. . D worst was d ashmatic girl dat was doing her assgmnt. She had to faint cus of loss of air. . I almost became a modera dat day but thank God she was rushed to d school clinik. . Wel dnt blame me. Blame d school for allowing d cooks give us beans as night food. . Come hear diffrnt sound and style way dis studnt day produce. .ds junr studnt were just dropn new hit each night. They changed d hostel to there studio. .

Reading dis post and farting uhhhh wat a soothing relief

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I love this post

MrBasketball:


Your fart would set a building on fire.

Haba! That's mean...lol.



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