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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 5:26pm On Jul 18, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Maybe I am. There are several popular Nairalanders who are my friends on Whatsapp and physically.

I let them be the judges of my true personality but thankfully the review has been positive.

They all know ,unlike Darkenedrebel, no matter what happens I'd never bring my off-Nairaland issues with them here.

No snitch deserves respect.♦

Noted

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 5:27pm On Jul 18, 2015
johnnoah1st, what did i miss here?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:27pm On Jul 18, 2015
Gurgle:


its always the time for side talk in the derailers paradise smiley
hm ok u were gona distract him?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:28pm On Jul 18, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

https://www.nairaland.com/2454754/what-romancelander-met

The snitching broke ass painter-cum-rapper opened a thread to celebrate that a woman finally agreed to sit out with him.

Doesn't this remind you of SSS2?grin


Next he'd threaten to upload screenshots of their chats and any nude picture she's sent to him if she stops picking his calls.grin



FACT!!!!!!

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 5:28pm On Jul 18, 2015
Captainswag225:
johnnoah1st, what did i miss here?
HEY! NIGGA U MISS A LOT.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by jasonodogwu: 5:31pm On Jul 18, 2015
darkenedrebel:


more than the amount of phalluses that have perused your aunt's vaginal cavity



If you had half of the intelligence of an Acris blanchardi, you wouldn't be wasting the money your parents suffered to get before they could send you to the University by engaging in petty e-duels with nairaland women.



yet I'm living like a duke of Edinburgh? grin



hehe....Rap has & will always been a past-time hobby...not a career ..



& you are a litigious reprobate with the grace of a beguda whale.




I'm the host of the rap tourney & my job was to solicit for funds. I also happen to have my 10k in that competition which is my widow's mite... so who is clueless lascivious derelict now? grin I'm sending you & your generation to the pit of Hades & you are responding with lame nonfactual statements...spineless flea

word

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:32pm On Jul 18, 2015
grin
Sinnzu:




FACT!!!!!!

The shorty actually asked the mong dis question.."And u actually opened a thread about it?"! Chaiiiii!!!! Smh 4 the colonial pimping!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:34pm On Jul 18, 2015
Lol. Can't be bothered
Insidous:


Have you read your poem? cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 5:35pm On Jul 18, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
HEY! NIGGA U MISS A LOT.
OH N00! I HOPE THE SON OF A TOAD IS LOSING
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:36pm On Jul 18, 2015
funlord:
grin

The shorty actually asked the mong dis question.."And u actually opened a thread about it?"! Chaiiiii!!!! Smh 4 the colonial pimping!
Met quite a few NL chics, dated 3 of em. But did i discuss it with you?? Smh
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 5:36pm On Jul 18, 2015
dharray99, where are u ? Pls came around, btw gudjob darkenrebel, slay the pig
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:36pm On Jul 18, 2015
Yea. I'm a very good but lazy cook. I cook so nice but it could be hard getting me into the kitchen
Cherlene:


Yes, they ARE... cheesy

Definitely I can, I LOVE COOKING.

- Do you Cook?

Cherlene

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:37pm On Jul 18, 2015
Can I join ?
Cherlene:


Hihihihi, NOW you are AWARE of that.

I am EXPECTING another friend this EVENING.

Cherlene
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:38pm On Jul 18, 2015
Gurgle:


yeah that is a REAL night crawler! not all these small small 1AM things you do grin

but yeah I should do something...
Hehehe you should be crowned the Queen of night crawling. grin grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cherlene(f): 5:39pm On Jul 18, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Yea. I'm a very good but lazy cook. I cook so nice but it could be hard getting me into the kitchen

Aww, would like to VIEW/SEE your COOKING skills.

Cherlene
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:40pm On Jul 18, 2015
wink
Sinnzu:
Met quite a few NL chics, dated 3 of em. But did i discuss it with you?? Smh

I tire! _Fucked 4 already! I have 1 in abj dat I actually _pimp out 2 my executive bosses even after I lashed her, and 1 wack 1 dat tried dat buy me a phone crap dat got her deleted of my bb! But dia names r following me 2 the grave son! This dude is just a borderline _FOOL! Non fiction! Lolz

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 5:40pm On Jul 18, 2015
Captainswag225:
OH N00! I HOPE THE SON OF A TOAD IS LOSING
OH BOY! D BATTLE NA CLOSE CALL OO, i just dey sit on top of cobweb sipping my tea, while watching as d drama continues.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:40pm On Jul 18, 2015
Nice video but couldn't grab what he was saying. Was that Xhosa?
Cherlene:

@ Jacksparrow0712

Join ME praise and dance unto the Lord


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImkpoNjveHA

Cherlene
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cherlene(f): 5:41pm On Jul 18, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Can I join ?

SORRY. It is a - females NIGHT

Cherlene
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 5:41pm On Jul 18, 2015
whitewitch:
hm ok u were gona distract him?

not really I just cant believe what he's typing.

when he got to the "oestrogen-gulping" part I had to say something
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:41pm On Jul 18, 2015
Captainswag225:
dharray99, where are u ? Pls came around, btw gudjob darkenrebel, slay the pig

are you minding that jealous ninny-


I met a particular female physically from nairaland for the 1st time - i opened a thread titled- how many Romancelanders have you met?


& that 's the reason the lilliputian is running nuts.... only losers like him aka sinzzzu & funnlord would even pay him any attention. misery loves company. he got nothing offline-so he drools at the sight of any e-spar.

he should keep his petty fights with the likes of coococandy & co. I would only engage him fully if & when he has graduated from the University. ✘

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:42pm On Jul 18, 2015
Really? A pic of my cooking could get you salivating cheesy cheesy tongue
Cherlene:


Aww, would like to VIEW/SEE your COOKING skills.

Cherlene
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:45pm On Jul 18, 2015
funlord:
wink

I tire! _Fucked 4 already! I have 1 in abj dat I actually _pimp out 2 my executive bosses even after I lashed her, and 1 wack 1 dat tried dat buy me a phone crap dat got her deleted of my bb! But dia names r following me 2 the grave son! This dude is just a borderline _FOOL! Non fiction! Lolz

your father is a borderline fool...


sonofwack made a nonfactual statement & like the gullible shyte-stain that you are- you believed impulsively without making any findings.

I never expected you to exhibit any form of wits anyway.. fact still remains that I'm am the most important entity in your miserable kerosene-supported life.. you jump on sight on anything that involves the darkrebel & yet you say I'm not your god? you must be cursed spiritually. ✘
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:45pm On Jul 18, 2015
funlord:
wink

I tire! _Fucked 4 already! I have 1 in abj dat I actually _pimp out 2 my executive bosses even after I lashed her, and 1 wack 1 dat tried dat buy me a phone crap dat got her deleted of my bb! But dia names r following me 2 the grave son! This dude is just a borderline _FOOL! Non fiction! Lolz

Childishness at its peak is begining to degrade this section, what if we all kiss and tell?? Will there be any fun left in dis section?? i even know a TRUCKLOAD of secrets, secrets that will send some persons parking but i cant stoop so low! You a snitch, yet u claim you a real nigga. Smh
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 5:45pm On Jul 18, 2015
Captainswag225:
lol, he is gud, i hope she had a gud rest yesterday.

well she had a good rest today..lol

did he?

resuming the ritualist movie
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 5:45pm On Jul 18, 2015
darkenedrebel:


are you minding that jealous ninny-


I met a particular female physically from nairaland for the 1st time - i opened a thread titled- how many Romancelanders have you met?


& that 's the reason the lilliputian is running nuts.... only losers like him aka sinzzzu & funnlord would even pay him any attention. misery loves company. he got nothing offline-so he drools at the sight of any e-spar.

he should keep his petty fights with the likes of coococandy & co. I would only engage him fully if & when he has graduated from the University. ✘
u are doing a great job, jux teach him a lesson he wont ever forget.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cherlene(f): 5:46pm On Jul 18, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Nice video but couldn't grab what he was saying. Was that Xhosa?

He is a GHANIAN musician.

Perhaps you are FAMILIAR with this VIDEO?
- Same MUSICIAN


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bho1JbB1gTA

Cherlene
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Slimzjoe(m): 5:47pm On Jul 18, 2015
Sinnzu:
laugh, its ur right.

Man, what You Posted up there Was Completely Right! But it shouldn't be Secret cos Niqqas should be able to stand up for there Beliefs and there Minds Without Fear or favour.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Tbillz(m): 5:47pm On Jul 18, 2015
prettythicksme:
Who help me see Tbillz sad
Bae of lyf! U jilted me nah. #notfair
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 5:47pm On Jul 18, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
OH BOY! D BATTLE NA CLOSE CALL OO, i just dey sit on top of cobweb sipping my tea, while watching as d drama continues.
lolz, thats interesting, am actually with the winning corner.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:48pm On Jul 18, 2015
Slimzjoe:


Man, what You Posted up there Was Completely Right! But it shouldn't be Secret cos Niqqas should be able to stand up for there Beliefs and there Minds Without Fear or favour.
Thanks bruvsmiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:49pm On Jul 18, 2015
Sinnzu:

[s]Childishness at its peak is begining to degrade this section, what if we all kiss and tell?? Will there be any fun left in dis section?? i even know a TRUCKLOAD of secrets, secrets that will send some persons parking but i cant stoop so low! You a snitch, yet u claim you a real nigga. Smh[/s]


the incident with ladyboss happened since late March- that is 4 months from now .
& yet it is only you and your gay-partner that continue to reiterate the dead & buried issue...

there are only 4 explanations ...

1. you are either awed by the darkrebel
2. you are either entirely jobless & bored that you have nothing else to discuss
3. you get 0rgasms when you discuss me or
4. you were born retardEd....

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