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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 5:50pm On Jul 18, 2015
Gurgle:


well she had a good rest today..lol

did he?

resuming the ritualist movie
he jux got up from bed, heading to the kitchen to find sumtin eatable, btw what movie will she be watching today?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cherlene(f): 5:51pm On Jul 18, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Really? A pic of my cooking could get you salivating cheesy cheesy tongue

Yes, hihi WELL I can't CONFIRM till then!!.

Cherlene
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:52pm On Jul 18, 2015
[quote author=darkenedrebel post=36011207]

is your infinitesimal vocabulary suffering an unfortunate drought?
here you were dissing blackett with the same words
Obviously you've become my protegé judging from the fact that you stay chronologically abreast with the lexical churnings of me, your Zeus. You're welcome simpleton-esque rookie.grin

egregiously ill-cultured Tasseled wobbegong. I would use your skin as my prayer rug then go ahead to circumcise every single female in your household
.
How about we get a lobotomist to dissect your cranium after watching you permanently hibernate from infusions of Potassium Cyanide while your left ventricle gets fed to Polar bears in Siberia?

which makes Leonardo Da Vinci,Michael Angelo & Picasso what? I told you I'm renaissance. next is bagging a degree in Law & maybe afterwards- if I'm bored I'd study mass communication. & you are throwing tantrums at a greek god who has achieved far greater than you.
cop a university degree first before you can speak to me... your science courses ain't gonna put food on the table.

For the records, Da Vinci and Angelo were anatomists, physicians and astronomers who did only commissioned art works. They didn't depend on Fine Art like you do and they weren't broke rappers.grin

& you are a monumental pulp of stultifying inanity & unbelievable stewpidity
at least I don't engage in cussfests with teenage girls on nairaland. whiskers? lunacy clings to you - the same way excreta clings to a bulldog's posterior

Still vociferating bland hogwash like some bland OAP in a rundown radio station in the Soviet Bloc?

If your entirety were an atom it still wouldn't seperate enough to power a nanomyte.

You are a trinity of idiocy, halfwittedness and chronic ignomy.

how many science students stay on nairaland from sunrise to sunset to partake in time-wasting e-duels? your father must be an Arizona tree-frog
yet making a grammatically correct statement has become such a prodigious task for you? what you need to concentrate on - is on your studies & pity your mother.

For the record, my school is one break, while your wretchedness is at stake as you draw frow dusk till daybreak.

If you used your asininity to battle Samurais - 40 Ronins would perish instantly ..

unequivocally vulgar delinquent & slothful sock-sucking grotesque visual experience

If this were a war, your femurs would be stickied to a red bodybag like the Confederate flag.

You are a snitch even Edward Snowden would castigate.

Retro-cranially haemorrhagic gastro-disterned pitrutin-deprived laevo-disabled spittle-slurring gingitivis-ravished accelerated senility beaver!

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:52pm On Jul 18, 2015
Wetin cause fight sef?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 5:52pm On Jul 18, 2015
Captainswag225:
he jux got up from bed, heading to the kitchen to find sumtin eatable, btw what movie will she be watching today?

ok she just had chicken again

and its called "do or die affair" with kanayo o kanayo and ini edo
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:52pm On Jul 18, 2015
darkenedrebel:



the incident of ladyboss one happened since March- that is 4 months from now .
& yet it is only you and your gay-partner that continue to reiterate the dead & buried issue...

there are only 3 explanations ...

1. you are either star-strucked by me
2.you are either entirely jobless & bored that you have nothing else to discuss
3. you were born retarded....

smh
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:53pm On Jul 18, 2015
I'm quit familiar with the song but not the artist it's a nice song
Unfortunately, I don't do religion cry
Cherlene:


He is a GHANIAN musician.

Perhaps you are FAMILIAR with this VIDEO?
- Same MUSICIAN


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bho1JbB1gTA

Cherlene
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:53pm On Jul 18, 2015
Sinnzu:


RANTINGS OF A DELUDED PHSYCHO-SNITCH WHO HAS BEEN FED MENSTRAL FLOW SINCE CHILD BIRTH.

Go suck a diq as usuall

I'm telling you the fact son... You are jobless .... & you know it... ✘
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:55pm On Jul 18, 2015
Tbillz:
Bae of lyf! U jilted me nah. #notfair
How dear? cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:55pm On Jul 18, 2015
grin
darkenedrebel:


are you minding that jealous ninny-


I met a particular female physically from nairaland for the 1st time - i opened a thread titled- how many Romancelanders have you met?


& that 's the reason the lilliputian is running nuts.... only losers like him aka sinzzzu & funnlord would even pay him any attention. misery loves company. he got nothing offline-so he drools at the sight of any e-spar.

he should keep his petty fights with the likes of coococandy & co. I would only engage him fully if & when he has graduated from the University. ✘

My friend will you shut the _fuckup and stop mentioning supreme monikers like those of mine ans sinzus? Using your leprosy, eczema and scabies infected fingers to type nonsense! Are we responsible for your unending desire to be a foolish, gossiping, tampon wearing snitch? Are we the ones that caused you in your blinding _stupidity to expose your turkeys ass for the whole world to see?

Dumb, scuzzy, _retarded bastard! You better face the son of mark and stop trying to curry favour or pity from those viewing your decapitation! I have already buried you forever online so others are allowed to also have sex with your rotten corpse! I'm only sorry for the sharonnn girl, because when you inevitably _shit on her reputation as you always do, we would all "gladly tell her we told you so biatch!" And when you finally pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll always say your world class _stupidity! Hare brained nincompoop!

Cc: sinzu!

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 5:55pm On Jul 18, 2015
Gurgle:


ok she just had chicken again

and its called "do or die affair" with kanayo o kanayo and ini edo
did she leave some of the chicken for him? The title of the movie sounds serious, he hope it isnt a money ritual movie.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:56pm On Jul 18, 2015
Cool. I promise to show you when next I put my cooking skill into action tongue tongue
But I'm afraid I can't upload it here
Don't want everybody seeing my food. lol
Cherlene:


Yes, hihi WELL I can't CONFIRM till then!!.

Cherlene
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 5:56pm On Jul 18, 2015
PLS AM HERE TO BE A REFEREE, am i allow?

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:56pm On Jul 18, 2015
Prettythicksme, what's happening here? cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 5:58pm On Jul 18, 2015
funlord:
grin

My friend will you shut the _fuckup and stop mentioning supreme monikers like those of mine ans sinzus? Using your leprosy, eczema and scabies infected fingers to type nonsense! Are we responsible for your unending desire to be a foolish, gossiping, tampon wearing snitch? Are we the ones that caused you in your blinding _stupidity to expose your turkeys ass for the whole world to see? Dumb, scuzzy, _retarded bastard! You better face the son of mark and stop trying to curry favour or pity from those viewing your decapitation! I have already buried you forever online so others are allowed to also have sex with your rotten corpse! I'm only sorry for the sharonnn girl, because when you inevitably _shit on her reputation as you always do, we would all "gladly tell her we told you so biatch!" And when you finally pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll always say your world class _stupidity! Hare brained nincompoop!

Cc: sinzu!
DEATH BY BOMBING

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 5:59pm On Jul 18, 2015
johnnoah1st, retroshawty is here oo
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 6:03pm On Jul 18, 2015
Captainswag225:
johnnoah1st, retroshawty is here oo
WAOH! DATS MY DEAR, *run outside to welcome her wit a hug*

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 6:03pm On Jul 18, 2015
the results so far! Thesonofmark aka johncena is down and feeling dizzy, darkenedrebel aka brock lesnar still bossing the match

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:04pm On Jul 18, 2015
misssclassy:
Prettythicksme, what's happening here? cheesy
Tochi i dont really understand,last time i checked I&dark were having a convo untill sonofmark shows up ooo and take d issues so serious cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by RETROSHAWTY(f): 6:04pm On Jul 18, 2015
Captainswag225:
johnnoah1st, retroshawty is here oo
undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by RETROSHAWTY(f): 6:05pm On Jul 18, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
WAOH! DATS MY DEAR, *run outside to welcome her wit a hug*
Your dear? Since When?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:05pm On Jul 18, 2015
darkenedrebel:


your father is a borderline fool...


sonofwack made a nonfactual statement & like the gullible shyte-stain that you are- you believed impulsively without making any findings.

I never expected you to exhibit any form of wits anyway.. fact still remains that I'm am the most important entity in your miserable kerosene-supported life.. you jump on sight on anything that involves the darkrebel & yet you say I'm not your god? you must be cursed spiritually. ✘
Shut that toilet you call a mouth. You goat! Even goats are wiser than you - hence they will be offended referring to a lower animal like you as one of them.

You opened that thread because you were so excited you met the girl. In fact, it was the day you met her you opened the thread.

Silly hilly billy mounting climbing goat!


darkenedrebel:
All those things we see people do in the chatroom & dating/meet-up section. does it actually bear fruits or is it just all NL stunts.
How many romancelanders have you hooked up with & actually met...don't be shy to say their names.
I have actually only met one & that's sharonnnn. I met her today grin ..... how about y'all..
has prettythicksme met jacksparrow before? she's always dickriding him everywhere so I suspect she might have cheesy.. ✘

You're a 19 years kid - fact!
You beg women for money online - fact!
You are a snitch - fact!
You are a wankér - fact!
You are damn broke - fact!
You gossip and blackmail people - fact!
You do hard labour in Surulere in order to get a few change to subscribe - fact!
You announced to nairaland that you've bought a new phone(only broke guys do that)
- fact!
You couldn't afford a studio session of less than 2 minutes - fact!

Silly swine!

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 6:06pm On Jul 18, 2015
Jacksparrow0712
Misssclassy
Prettythicksme


Good evening smiley smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:06pm On Jul 18, 2015
Sleekyshuga undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Johnnoah1st: 6:06pm On Jul 18, 2015
Captainswag225:
the results so far! Thesonofmark aka johncena is down and feeling dizzy, darkenedrebel aka brock lesnar still bossing the match
YEAH! SQUARE AND FAIR MATCH SO FAR, u are such A gud referee.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 6:07pm On Jul 18, 2015
Captainswag225:
did she leave some of the chicken for him? The title of the movie sounds serious, he hope it isnt a money ritual movie.

yeeahh plenty come and take

She hopes it is, still waiting for the native dr to arrive cool
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 6:07pm On Jul 18, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Sleekyshuga undecided
Hehehehehehe... Our heart beats as one cheesy.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Tbillz(m): 6:07pm On Jul 18, 2015
prettythicksme:
How dear? cheesy
haven't heard from U inna while, whassup with U?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:07pm On Jul 18, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
Jacksparrow0712
Misssclassy
Prettythicksme


Good evening smiley smiley
Dear what is up?evening
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:07pm On Jul 18, 2015
Have a nice day guys
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:09pm On Jul 18, 2015
shocked shocked shocked cuz we share same heart wink just when I was thinking of you, then you showed up kiss kiss
Sleekyshuga:

Hehehehehehe... Our heart beats as one cheesy.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:09pm On Jul 18, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
Jacksparrow0712 Misssclassy Prettythicksme

Good evening smiley smiley
Good evening sleeky.

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