darkenedrebel:


come up with better disses..all these don't merit a reply ..
brush up your lexicon & come back for more pummeling. red-lipped batfish

prettythicksme:
Tochi i dont really understand,last time i checked I&dark were having a convo untill sonofmark shows up ooo and take d issues so serious

This is going to be epic then.

Abeg shift for me make I siddon

AgapeCharis:
Shut that toilet you call a mouth. You goat! Even goats are wiser than you - hence they will be offended referring to a lower animal like you as one of them.

You opened that thread because you were so excited you met the girl. In fact, it was the day you met her you opened the thread.

Silly hilly billy mounting climbing goat!



You're a 19 years kid - fact!
You beg women for money online - fact!
You are a snitch - fact!
You are a wankér - fact!
You are damn broke - fact!
You gossip and blackmail people - fact!
You do hard labour in Surulere in order to get a few change to subscribe - fact!
You announced to nairaland that you've bought a new phone(only broke guys do that)
- fact!
You couldn't afford a studio session of less than 2 minutes - fact!

Silly swine!

darkenedrebel:


are you minding that jealous ninny-


I met a particular female physically from nairaland for the 1st time - i opened a thread titled- how many Romancelanders have you met?


& that 's the reason the lilliputian is running nuts.... only losers like him aka sinzzzu & funnlord would even pay him any attention. misery loves company. he got nothing offline-so he drools at the sight of any e-spar.

he should keep his petty fights with the likes of coococandy & co. I would only engage him fully if & when he has graduated from the University. ✘

AgapeCharis:
Shut that toilet you call a mouth. You goat! Even goats are wiser than you - hence they will be offended referring to a lower animal like you as one of them.

You opened that thread because you were so excited you met the girl. In fact, it was the day you met her you opened the thread.

Silly hilly billy mounting climbing goat!



You're a 19 years kid - fact!
You beg women for money online - fact!
You are a snitch - fact!
You are a wankér - fact!
You are damn broke - fact!
You gossip and blackmail people - fact!
You do hard labour in Surulere in order to get a few change to subscribe - fact!
You announced to nairaland that you've bought a new phone(only broke guys do that)
- fact!
You couldn't afford a studio session of less than 2 minutes - fact!

Silly swine!

Jacksparrow0712:
I'm quit familiar with the song but not the artist it's a nice song
Unfortunately, I don't do religion

TheSonOfMark:

If this were a war, your femurs would be stickied to a red bodybag like the Confederate flag.

You are a snitch even Edward Snowden would castigate.

Retro-cranially haemorrhagic gastro-disterned pitrutin-deprived laevo-disabled spittle-slurring gingitivis-ravished accelerated senility beaver!

misssclassy:


This is going to be epic then.

Abeg shift for me make I siddon

RETROSHAWTY:
Your dear? Since When?

Sleekyshuga:
AgapeCharis
2dice
Chibwike

Good evening

Sleeky baby. Evening dear, how is you doesing?

Jacksparrow0712:
cuz we share same heart just when I was thinking of you, then you showed up

AgapeCharis:
Shut that toilet you call a mouth. You goat! Even goats are wiser than you - hence they will be offended referring to a lower animal like you as one of them.

You opened that thread because you were so excited you met the girl. In fact, it was the day you met her you opened the thread.

Silly hilly billy mounting climbing goat!



You're a 19 years kid - fact!
You beg women for money online - fact!
You are a snitch - fact!
You are a wankér - fact!
You are damn broke - fact!
You gossip and blackmail people - fact!
You do hard labour in Surulere in order to get a few change to subscribe - fact!
You announced to nairaland that you've bought a new phone(only broke guys do that)
- fact!
You couldn't afford a studio session of less than 2 minutes - fact!

Silly swine!

AgapeCharis:
Sleeky baby. Evening dear, how is you doesing?

prettythicksme:
***adjust for her,u care for popcorn?

Yes, I care for some popcorn.
I also brought Vodka You drink Vodka right?

darkenedrebel:
..

Captainswag225:
OUCH! THAT HURTS

Sleekyshuga:

The love is mutual..

Wetin dey happen here?? I see some peeps throwing heavy words at each other, even my Agape

darkenedrebel:


you used 10 hours in collating words that you don't fully understand from the dictionary- & yet you came up with the most outrageous thrash since the days of Cain & Abel?
It is not about spewing big words young warlock- it is about me stringing words together intelligently to send you & your wizened generations to the netherworld.


I have told you to stop trying to be smart-

It is not Retro-cranially...It is Retro-cranial
It is not laevo-disabled ..... It is Lavonne-disabled
It is not gastro-disterned...it is gastropod-discerned
It is not gingitivis-ravished - it is gingivitis-ravished .... [learn how to spell boy]

-Leonardo Da Vinci was a full time painter & sculptor- gimme your parents account number- If me using my funds to send you to a more qualitative school would make you a bit knowledgeable- then so be it


now here is how you diss.....


1.You are are an unconscionably Internet-addicted peon & a primitive sheep-molesting conglomerate of intellectual constipation & depletion.
2 a Victoriabee & Firsteva's ever-willing 50 bucks shameless punchbag
3.a precociously ill-bred sadistist, a dastardly rapscallion & a tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp rat whose abode is in the un-raked Akwa-Ibom gutters
4. & a conspicuously decadent flaccid mattress-soiling evangelical crusader of sub-mediocrity & bitchiness...



now -if i lacerate those enormous meat plaguing your mouth- would you still call it a lip?

darkenedrebel:


you used 10 hours in collating words that you don't fully understand from the dictionary- & yet you came up with the most outrageous thrash since the days of Cain & Abel?
It is not about spewing big words young warlock- it is about me stringing words together intelligently to send you & your wizened generations to the netherworld.


I have told you to stop trying to be smart-

It is not Retro-cranially...It is Retro-cranial
It is not laevo-disabled ..... It is Lavonne-disabled
It is not gastro-disterned...it is gastropod-discerned
It is not gingitivis-ravished - it is gingivitis-ravished .... [learn how to spell boy]

-Leonardo Da Vinci was a full time painter & sculptor- gimme your parents account number- If me using my funds to send you to a more qualitative school would make you a bit knowledgeable- then so be it


now here is how you diss.....


1.You are are an unconscionably Internet-addicted peon & a primitive sheep-molesting conglomerate of intellectual constipation & depletion.
2 a Victoriabee & Firsteva's ever-willing 50 bucks shameless punchbag
3.a precociously ill-bred sadistist, a dastardly rapscallion & a tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp rat whose abode is in the un-raked Akwa-Ibom gutters
4. & a conspicuously decadent flaccid mattress-soiling evangelical crusader of sub-mediocrity & bitchiness...



now -if i lacerate those enormous meat plaguing your mouth- would you still call it a lip?

TheSonOfMark:
.

Jacksparrow0712:
Swiri Na siddon look me I dey o. You know I don't like hard things. Me Na omo jeje. Just sit here by my side and watch. I don send for mirinda and groundnut

darkenedrebel:


you used 10 hours in collating words that you don't fully understand from the dictionary- & yet you came up with the most outrageous thrash since the days of Cain & Abel?
It is not about spewing big words young warlock- it is about me stringing words together intelligently to send you & your wizened generations to the netherworld.


I have told you to stop trying to be smart-

It is not Retro-cranially...It is Retro-cranial
It is not laevo-disabled ..... It is Lavonne-disabled
It is not gastro-disterned...it is gastropod-discerned
It is not gingitivis-ravished - it is gingivitis-ravished .... [learn how to spell boy]

-Leonardo Da Vinci was a full time painter & sculptor- gimme your parents account number- If me using my funds to send you to a more qualitative school would make you a bit knowledgeable- then so be it


now here is how you diss.....


1.You are are an unconscionably Internet-addicted peon & a primitive sheep-molesting conglomerate of intellectual constipation & depletion.
2 a Victoriabee & Firsteva's ever-willing 50 bucks shameless punchbag
3.a precociously ill-bred sadistist, a dastardly rapscallion & a tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp rat whose abode is in the un-raked Akwa-Ibom gutters
4. & a conspicuously decadent flaccid mattress-soiling evangelical crusader of sub-mediocrity & bitchiness...



now -if i lacerate those enormous meat plaguing your mouth- would you still call it a lip?

misssclassy:

Yes, I care for some popcorn. I also brought Vodka You drink Vodka right?

naijaboiy:
Hehehehe....its fhuucking going down here.

Where is dharay99?

Johnnoah1st:
CAPTAINSWAG225 can u pls tell me the genesis of dis fight?

Captainswag225:
hahahahahahahahahaha

Sleekyshuga:

Miranda, and groundnut?
Na me you wan purge this might ?

God dey... Shift for me