naijaboiy:

Finally someone has sheath his sword.

Captainswag225:
barca was jux lucky they didnt play real madrid in the final, u know who would have won the ucl ryt?

Captainswag225:
firsteva johnnoah1st

Slimzjoe:


Then what do we call her then?

GF??

Captainswag225:
firsteva johnnoah1st

MrsChima:
Good morning redgem.

funlord:


See the babes fake picture sef! The idiot now had the nerve to come and say "I'm smarter than all of you all here", not knowing we were downloading his virus that time! When he duels he would be liking his own posts! _Wanker! abeg make him come do barman 4 my club sef @ least make poverty no end am! EWU!

Lamispaco:
Lol…. Lfc don dey fall though, but the love is still there,do you have any liverpool group on whatsapp, open to meeting fellow kopites…

wisdomiskey:



yuuh r d sme teenaga
wu operatez d Victoriabee
moniker nd herez y:

both of yuh hv d sme views
on everytin e.g. feminism
in fact francistony claimz 2
be male buh yet speakz in d sme
manna a teenage gal doez
i.e. victoriabee

both monikerz attack
d sme peeple in d sme
manna

both often log in@ d
sme time 2 support each
otherz rantinz

francistony often feelz
pained wen victoriabee
getz slayed nd alwaiz callz
modz on ha behalf
perhaps itz becuz yuh r infact
Victoriabee!

both monikerz hv an
habit of usin alternatez
to lyk their own commentz

both cry 2 modz weneva dey get
d lasshin of deir lyf ...


can yuh see d correlation?
jusss cum out alreadi


cc. lezz, thesonofmark, lolaredvelvet, 5minsmadness

Lamispaco:
Thesonofmark…. watz up bro…. done with the dig

Come, what's your own? Go and rest abeg.

Slimzjoe:
Yes you're not...but you're Learning Stuffs yhu shouldn't be Learning Don't want yhu Using King slay er Lines on Peeps Later

TheSonOfMark:

Shrek,the competition is over so stop spamming my mentions.
Go frolick with your fellow clowns in the jokes section. I know you want to trend here.
Submerge youself in a swamp and you'd be on frontpage.
Have a nightmare.

AgapeCharis:
Come, what's your own? Go and rest abeg.

Ishilove:
Okay, I will try to keep this short.

Some years back when I first registered newly, I made the mistake of confiding some some ancient secrets to someone I met here on Nairaland, and later the fellow turned out to be a douche bag with a grudge because I refused to give in to his request (quite a pervert, he is). Another one who befriended me in the Religion section came online with a different username to post my real names because we were facebook friends. After these incidents, I learnt my lesson about online friendships.

What is my point? When making friends online, be very wise and careful so that your personal life will not become fodder for every Tom, Dick and Harry to discuss and titter over. Nairaland is a microcosm of the society where we have the good, bad and the ugly, so be very very wise who you divulge your personal information to. Personally, I don't care if we are the bet of friends online. Offline, it is very different matter entirely.

I am not going to make any comments over what anyone does outside Nairaland; sending PMs, doing boyfriend/girlfriend, banging one million girls etc It isn't my business, neither is it anybody's for that matter. What matters to me is what happens online on the forum because I am a moderator (quite a thankless job, if I must be very honest). Rules were broken, and for every action there must be a reaction.

Darkenedrebel: You have this rather unfortunate habit of dragging family into your e-duels. In addition, you consistently and without remorse break rule 2. Your defence is you joke when you cuss. Mr Man, what is the joke in calling someone a slut and LovePeddler?? That kind of joke is too expensive. In your back and forth with cherryice, I lost count of the number of times you called her a slut and other unsavoury adjectives and nouns. Quite distasteful.

TheSonOfMark: I don't need to say much. You and I have corresponded privately so I know your mindset. You break rule 2 with alarming and disheartening alacrity, and in addition, in this latest duel, you have broken rule 10; Don't violate the privacy of any Nairaland member e.g. by posting personal details... without permission.

funlord: You 'tongue' is caustic and you break rule 2 with impunity. You don't believe in reporting rule breakers because you can treat their fuckup on to one. Issokay

Sinnzu: You also broke rules 2 and 10

whitewitch: Do you think I have not being noticing your shenanigans? You have been breaking Rule 2 with an eagerness i find extremely puzzling. Issokay

piicity: Weldone. You have broken rule 19

After being sanctioned, if y'all create new accounts to comment in this section, those accounts will be banned till 2025, and one day will be added to your running bans.


A very friendly word of advice, and I say this with the very best of intentions: TheSonOfMark, you're in your final year. Don't you have final year project to work on? Or are you done with it? When I was in my final year I was so busy I didn't have time for ANYTHING. You need to get busy, bob.

Darkenedrebel, I believe you haven't gained admission into the higher institution. While you're processing your admission, work on your skills and talent. When I was awaiting admission I worked on my writing skills, and just shortly before I became a mod, I wrote and wrote, and wrote some more. Talent is like a blunt knife; it won't be any good to you unless you hone it. If you get busy discovering your talent, you will not have time for all these childishness being displayed here. GET BUSY. Like seriously.

RobinHez:

G-irl
.
F-riend
.
--------------->a friend who happens to be a girl

firstEVA:
hello, happy sunday.

Ada96:

lol well.....

what makes you think am a lil girl?

Slimzjoe:

whitewitch:
oooo!!! this is so lovely of u. thanks!! and may ur week be filled with testimonies in Jesus amen.

sinizia:


Happy Sunday, pretty lady. May the joy on your face never turn to frown as you light up the world with your infectious smile for the rest of your days on earth.

sinizia:


Happy Sunday, pretty lady. May the joy on your face never turn to frown as you light up the world with your infectious smile for the rest of your days on earth.

MrCork:



...ermm Lamisprako..no oofeinse to the way u lookin yor picture profile & the tribal mark but R u one of thoise homebase Lagos boys who do mascurade on week end? (no oofeinse)

Lamispaco:
Lol...not again bro....it's Sunday please....meanwhile am not feeling too fine

Johnnoah1st:
HEY! MY GUY WATS UP?

Slimzjoe:

So you're a Old Woman?

RobinHez:

I'll go with the second definition there

Captainswag225:
happy sunday dear, i hope u are having fun with lesbian boy and smeagol