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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:18pm On Jul 26, 2015
kinglekan:


Prettythicksme yeah uu!!

Come over here, now take it!!!!!! undecided
hehehehe prettythicksme your face go red todaytongue

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 4:18pm On Jul 26, 2015
MhizDeedy:


Lol mba oooh tz true nd ayaf divorce u sinx . Pity those mouth of urz that has pass thru d wilderness nd later u wil goan kiss innocent ladies then pass bacteria to them

U did wah?? shocked

*faints*
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 6THCREATURE: 4:19pm On Jul 26, 2015
whitewitch:
Biiitches better have my money
I TELL U MY BROTHER, and to even tink most of them don get pikin 4 house still suprise me, if papa no get sense how pikin go get.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:19pm On Jul 26, 2015
kinglekan:


Prettythicksme yeah uu!!

Come over here, now take it!!!!!! undecided
**slap him back and stab him on his neck** cheesy #he faints
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 4:19pm On Jul 26, 2015
prettythicksme:
#ass submitted***abeg verify am cheesy
Ass verification initiated and results are showing some traces of debri and a calamine lotion plus 20 % of baby oil and some toxic but less harmful substances that can be neutralized by any seasoned asslicker.

My verdict : come for ass washing, 4pm local time
Venue is classified because we don't want asslickers staging a protest during the ass washing . grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:20pm On Jul 26, 2015
Sinnzu:
hehehehe prettythicksme your face go red todaytongue
*i stab him,na u push him** cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:20pm On Jul 26, 2015
whitewitch:
u nor c wetin manchester do us yesterday? i was annoyed like hell

why? it was only a friendly encounter & we used our infantile Team B players.

warriwolves can pummel us 6-0 in preseason matches- it doesn't matter.
I was only annoyed that they put up a mediocre & cringe-worthy performance.. not because we lost.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:21pm On Jul 26, 2015
Truckpusher:
Ass verification initiated and results are showing some traces of debri and a calamine lotion plus 20 % of baby oil and some toxic but less harmful substances that can neutralized any bad ass.

My verdict : come for ass washing, 4pm local time
Venue is classified because we don't want asslickers staging a protest during the ass washing . grin
buhahahahahahahahaha dis one no no work ooo Cc :asslickers in d house cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:21pm On Jul 26, 2015
prettythicksme:
**slap him back and stab him on his neck** cheesy #he faints
Why do you always gotta add "he faints"undecided

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:21pm On Jul 26, 2015
Sinnzu:
Heheheheh, bebe ah lick azz with vanilla icecream oo, ask those who specialise in gossiping about guys like em, they'll tell you Sinn.zi licks an azz like its laced in Caviarcheesy.

Lol cheesy cheesy u must be good in it, sugar mummies re looking for guys with talents of licking like urz
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 4:22pm On Jul 26, 2015
Sinnzu:
Wait till our oga truckpusher approves our motto cheesy
The motto is simple and it goes like this .

In asslicking we trust and we wil lick ass till we die. grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:22pm On Jul 26, 2015
Truckpusher:
grin you must come for verification.

Lol I cover my ass with d blood of Jesus
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:22pm On Jul 26, 2015
Sinnzu:
Why do you always gotta add "he faints"undecided
Any insane man i beat or stab must faint cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:22pm On Jul 26, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
God forbid I lick ass

Lol cheesy grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:23pm On Jul 26, 2015
Truckpusher:
Ass verification initiated and results are showing some traces of debri and a calamine lotion plus 20 % of baby oil and some toxic but less harmful substances that can be neutralized by any seasoned asslicker.

My verdict : come for ass washing, 4pm local time
Venue is classified because we don't want asslickers staging a protest during the ass washing . grin
gringrin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 4:23pm On Jul 26, 2015
Sinnzu:
Red gem might like a rimjobgrin. Nah, she looks too innocent for thatgrin

Hmmmm...innocent ke?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:23pm On Jul 26, 2015
Truckpusher:
The motto is simple and it goes like this .

In asslicking we trust and we wil lick ass till we die. grin
Good motto!chaiman sir,thumbs up cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 4:23pm On Jul 26, 2015
MhizDeedy:


Lol I cover my ass with d blood of Jesus
Very well then , that's a rare holy ass you've got ma'am. cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 6THCREATURE: 4:24pm On Jul 26, 2015
AND TO TINK SOMEONE CAN POSE WIT ANOTHER PERSON CAR JUST TO IMPRESS GIRL OF HIS CHILDREN'S MATE STILL DEY BAFFLE ME

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 4:25pm On Jul 26, 2015
prettythicksme:
Good motto!chaiman sir,thumbs up cheesy
you think they put me on number one for nothing? angry

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by louiskay(m): 4:25pm On Jul 26, 2015
And I am searching for a wifey
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:25pm On Jul 26, 2015
darkenedrebel:


why? it was only a friendly encounter & we used our infantile Team B players.

warriwolves can pummel us 6-0 preseason,it doesn't matter.
I was only annoyed that they put up mediocre & cringe-worthy performance.. not because we lost.
i know its a friendly but i just feel sad anytime barcelona looses weda friendly or nt. "i just love everytin dat has to do with the city.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:26pm On Jul 26, 2015
MhizDeedy:


Lol cheesy cheesy u must be good in it, sugar mummies re looking for guys with talents of licking like urz
Sugar mummy's? nah, i don pass that level naw? I do it for fun... To tease ma lady. Get it all moist and readywink u know naw?cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:26pm On Jul 26, 2015
kinglekan:


U did wah?? shocked

*faints*

Lol u better get up...u av a long queue of females waiting for dere turn
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 4:26pm On Jul 26, 2015
Sinnzu:
gringrin
buhahahahaha grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:27pm On Jul 26, 2015
prettythicksme:
Any insane man i beat or stab must faint cheesy
gerrara hereundecided how many have you beaten?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:27pm On Jul 26, 2015
6THCREATURE:
I TELL U MY BROTHER, and to even tink most of them don get pikin 4 house still suprise me, if papa no get sense how pikin go get.
LOL i wonda o bro, most of them na grandpa
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:28pm On Jul 26, 2015
Truckpusher:
The motto is simple and it goes like this .

In asslicking we trust and we wil lick ass till we die. grin
LMAO we trust in it my brothergringrin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:28pm On Jul 26, 2015
whitewitch:
i know its a friendly but i just feel sad anytime barcelona looses weda friendly or nt "i just love everytin dat has to do with the city.

same here- but I can't blame them though..
we didn't have 5 key players & we just copped a treble that sapped our strength . we are still in a jubilation mood & haven't recovered fully from the accumulated fatigue...... ..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cherlene(f): 4:28pm On Jul 26, 2015
whitewitch:
no iv not taken meal, i just want to b online with u, been with u is greater dan any meal.

Ohh, I had a SMOOTHIE &
HOT DOGS.

- Made by my friend

Cherlene
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 4:29pm On Jul 26, 2015
Sinnzu:
I've ignored that dingbat since my last comment to it..



SCANNING AZZ WITH REG NO: Prettythicksme.....

LOADING INFO....


ANAL ..YSING....



INFECTION ALERT!!!



CODE BLUE!! CODE BLUE!!!



ABORT AZZLICKING NOW!

Wah!! shocked

CODE BLUE!!!! That's Gangstar Mehnnn!!!

This way please Maam, yo _ass can't be quarantined

>>>>

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:29pm On Jul 26, 2015
6THCREATURE:
AND TO TINK SOMEONE CAN POSE WIT ANOTHER PERSON CAR JUST TO IMPRESS GIRL OF HIS CHILDREN'S MATE STILL DEY BAFFLE ME
laugh AND DIES

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