Seriously. That no 2 especially

My neighbor no get any of those characters. So we go do am

The over friendly neighbour.

Always spooky.

deavicky:
My neighbor no get any of those characters. So we go do am

the only his wife does is to introduce me to services e that will spend my small money

Lol...

missbehave247:
Lol, if obi go rent duplex nko wey neigbors no till dey

Positive thinking please beside I hate neigbors because of my corporate nature

Giberish
Who is a neighbor ?
Any one u come accrose !

vikel2104:
Staying in a neighbourhood gives you the chance to meet different types of people and learning to deal with them.
You will definitely find your neighbour among the list below.

1. Parentless kids.
There is always sound of yelling kids from their house. Their parents are never at home. They are basically noise makers.

2. The Over-friendly Neighbour
They make your business, their business. You like it or not. These are typically the neighbours who will literally stay in your house and wouldn’t even mind helping you out with your daily chores. They don’t know where to draw the line and end up being over friendly. More often than not they cross the line. These neighbours want to know everything about you, your family, how much money you earn every month, where you make all your investments and your spending patterns. They want to know it all without even once thinking that these are personal and you are not comfortable sharing them.

3. The Really Mysterious Neighbour There’s is never any noise coming from his apartment. However, the only dialogue you ever had with this type of neighbour probably consists of “Hello!” and “Nice weather today, huh?” You’ve probably noticed that the really mysterious neighbour comes back home either late at night or early in the morning. And he doesn’t appear to be drunk which makes things even weirder. You have no idea where he goes, what he does and whether you should be worried that he might be a criminal or not. You better stick to just ‘hello’ when talking to this neighbour and never ask him anything because you know what happened to the curious cat, right? It became a victim of its really mysterious neighbour.

4. The fighting couple.
These neighbours fight with their spouse in the open and keep throwing offensive words at each other. They just disturb the peace of the neighbourhood.

5. The Copy Cats – The Me Too Neighbours
If you are noticing a pattern of your neighbours having the same things you possess from quite some time now, then you can rule out the option of it being a sheer co-incidence – it’s called copying. These are the type of neighbours who have no clue about what they want to buy and would just end up buying/doing the same set of things that you do, just to fit in. They would scan everything in your home if invited for a chat and there you go a replica of it would be in theirs too.

6.The Constant Borrowers
It’s a pleasant Saturday morning and you hear somebody knocking at your door. Surprise! The same neighbour who keeps asking you for something or the other is here again asking you for a cup of sugar. These are the neighbours who make complete utilization of the word “HELP” and would constantly keep borrowing things from you. If you have these type of neighbours consider adding a separate list in your monthly budget called “Neighbours list”!

7. Alcoholic neighbour.
Someone is knocking at your door and picking your lock at 1am in the morning? Oh, wait, it’s just your alcoholic neigbhour who is once again at the wrong door. Someone puked on your doorstep? Who was it this time – the alcoholic guy next door.

8.The Party Freak.
These are most likely young people who love to go out for parties and always invite their friends over for a party in their house. The sound of loud music and loud voices is the proof that they are at it again.

9. The Problem Creators
These neighbours are just too finicky about everything you do from moving a chair at your home to having a social event at your home-every single thing of your action bothers them and are waiting to gun you down! They are the ones who are unhappy about everything about their neighbourhood and would constantly keep bickering.

10. The Passive neighbor.
This one is just there. He doesn’t make noise nor look for trouble. He doesn’t seem to have any problem with anyone and just takes life as it comes. He just a jolly good fellow.

Can you see your neighbor in the list?

...sorry we don't hav thoise kinda neibors u people hav ther in that place Nigeria that sit under mango tree & talk about notin...not hear in London .......our neibors are not unemploy.. they work!!! (no ofeinse)

henhen... .

missbehave247:
View our previous chat

Leave in an environment where everyone mind their biz

then u find ur nabour to b no. 10

The constant borrowers, they will never buy anything for their use gosh! I hate that kind of lifestyle

Ucheosefoh:
Seems like you live in an island ?

WHich island?? the neighbor where him get is the type that break bottle on peoples head...

MrCork:



...sorry we don't hav thoise kinda neibors u people hav ther in that place Nigeria that sit under mango tree & talk about notin...not hear in London .......our neibors are not unemploy.. they work!!! (no ofeinse)

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You so annoying... " Educated but not civilized."

How about 'Noisy Neighbors'?

missbehave247:
Sad enough I don't have a neigbor

Are u a witch?

Nyaknor:

WHich island?? the neighbor where him get is the type that break bottle on peoples head...

lol you are talking out of experience ?

u can do better my neighbour no dey der..

Op, wah of us dah dnt hav neighbours?

Tydies:
I use to be The Really Mysterious Neighbour until dey called a meeting because of me. They tot I was a fugitive.

I dey tell you.

This neighbour just rings a bell.

Mysterious Neighbour here......I'm sure my neigbours must be tired of moi by now cos they never know when i'm around or not (Thanks to my inverter).

In fact they know absolutely nothing about me & i prefer it that way. My house & car windows are tinted and i'm always on sunglasses. Bills are paid by online transfer b4 due date so I've got no reason to interact physically with anyone. My door only opens on invite else you'll knock till Baba Iyabo becomes president again!

I love my space & enjoy the anonymity

missbehave247:
Sad enough I don't have a neigbor

You must be living ALONE on the PLANET JUPITER

I have all these neighbours in my 'face me I fight face you' yard.

MrCork:



...sorry we don't hav thoise kinda neibors u people hav ther in that place Nigeria that sit under mango tree & talk about notin...not hear in London .......our neibors are not unemploy.. they work!!! (no ofeinse)

Are you for real? Cos I knw everywhr in d world u find pple wit such habits. The poster didn't say neighbors re unemployed.

shalomm:
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You so annoying... " Educated but not civilized."

...ok sinse u ask...did I mentsion that am from London Pekam & I drive £28,000(cash) Range rover spot....... bro be nice to me & I willpost u £10 cash to buy suit ther in Nigeria...REAL TALK!!! (no oofeinsees)

Am the mysterious guy go out in the morning come's back at night with red eyes(weed tinz)the other neighbours had to protest for landlord to give me and ma freindz an eviction letter lol.

jiddodo:


Are you for real? Cos I knw everywhr in d world u find pple wit such habits. The poster didn't say neighbors re unemployed.

...correction...we don't hav thoise kinda neibors hear in London coz neibors hear goto work.....OP clearly said neibors ther in Nigeria all ways fight, parented, gossip, spread rumour, copy cat & drink alcholhol ....I lie?(((READ HIS THREAD AGAIN)))

MrCork:



...ok sinse u ask...did I mentsion that am from London Pekam & I drive £28,000(cash) Range rover spot....... bro be nice to me & I willpost u £10 cash to buy suit ther in Nigeria...REAL TALK!!! (no oofeinsees)

just as i said earlier " educated but not civilized" and to add, WE ARE ALL GHOST IN THIS FORUM.

stop telling the world how poor you are.

markmira:
Am the mysterious guy go out in the morning come's back at night with red eyes(weed tinz)the other neighbours had to protest for landlord to give me and ma freindz an eviction letter lol.

^^^^Ther u go....sorry we don't hav people like u hear in London pekam....even sef in the UK...People go to work 9-5!!! (no ofeinse)

My neighbor is number 3 and very troublesome

Hahahahaahaha Cork cracking me up

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