remember when i was still staying with my bros in ph, dis particular neighbor will just come back early drive in and park his vehicle just close to de gate, na so we dey beg am always to come drive inside so we can also drive in, sotay we call the property lawyer to come judge case, still de man no wan here, wen him later get accident with de car come park am for mechanic all de three tenants come dey celebrate ike say na better tin. esih some nija tenant sabi carry trouble for head, thankgod say i no even sabi my neighbors now

shalomm:


just as i said earlier " educated but not civilized" and to add, WE ARE ALL GHOST IN THIS FORUM.

stop telling the world how poor you are.

Looool. Are you new here? He's just joking. He does that all the time

MrCork:



...correction...we don't hav thoise kinda neibors hear in London coz neibors hear goto work.....OP clearly said neibors ther in Nigeria all ways fight, parented, gossip, spread rumour, copy cat & drink alcholhol ....I lie?(((READ HIS THREAD AGAIN)))

Does dat mean dey re unemployed? U lack comprehension ability. Read the post again

The one that lives upstairs but has his gen set down stairs close to your bedroom window. And he has it on till day break, talk about being on ones nerves.

smileysmiles:


Looool. Are you new here? He's just joking. He does that all the time

No.... i have been a member for some years now....

I know Mr. Cork very well, and i dislike him cause of his uncivilized comment and " i'm rich" stuff...

Ebiz12:
Neighbours and their wahala

I have this particular one that has decided Do do all her chores by my window,she and her battalions don't let me enjoy my early morning sleep,I just tire

loool I feel u..

I don't know my neighbor. We met just once last year December. Guess we would meet again this December!

simplynola:
Yea dats true. No. 3 that's the flat down me, the neighbour to my immediate left is a combination of 2 & 6, the neighbour to my right full back is No. 8 and me No. 10

Which Number u be ?

my neighbors re like the 2... 4....6...

vikel2104:
Staying in a neighbourhood gives you the chance to meet different types of people and learning to deal with them.
You will definitely find your neighbour among the list below.

1. Parentless kids.
There is always sound of yelling kids from their house. Their parents are never at home. They are basically noise makers.

2. The Over-friendly Neighbour
They make your business, their business. You like it or not. These are typically the neighbours who will literally stay in your house and wouldn’t even mind helping you out with your daily chores. They don’t know where to draw the line and end up being over friendly. More often than not they cross the line. These neighbours want to know everything about you, your family, how much money you earn every month, where you make all your investments and your spending patterns. They want to know it all without even once thinking that these are personal and you are not comfortable sharing them.

3. The Really Mysterious Neighbour There’s is never any noise coming from his apartment. However, the only dialogue you ever had with this type of neighbour probably consists of “Hello!” and “Nice weather today, huh?” You’ve probably noticed that the really mysterious neighbour comes back home either late at night or early in the morning. And he doesn’t appear to be drunk which makes things even weirder. You have no idea where he goes, what he does and whether you should be worried that he might be a criminal or not. You better stick to just ‘hello’ when talking to this neighbour and never ask him anything because you know what happened to the curious cat, right? It became a victim of its really mysterious neighbour.

4. The fighting couple.
These neighbours fight with their spouse in the open and keep throwing offensive words at each other. They just disturb the peace of the neighbourhood.

5. The Copy Cats – The Me Too Neighbours
If you are noticing a pattern of your neighbours having the same things you possess from quite some time now, then you can rule out the option of it being a sheer co-incidence – it’s called copying. These are the type of neighbours who have no clue about what they want to buy and would just end up buying/doing the same set of things that you do, just to fit in. They would scan everything in your home if invited for a chat and there you go a replica of it would be in theirs too.

6.The Constant Borrowers
It’s a pleasant Saturday morning and you hear somebody knocking at your door. Surprise! The same neighbour who keeps asking you for something or the other is here again asking you for a cup of sugar. These are the neighbours who make complete utilization of the word “HELP” and would constantly keep borrowing things from you. If you have these type of neighbours consider adding a separate list in your monthly budget called “Neighbours list”!

7. Alcoholic neighbour.
Someone is knocking at your door and picking your lock at 1am in the morning? Oh, wait, it’s just your alcoholic neigbhour who is once again at the wrong door. Someone puked on your doorstep? Who was it this time – the alcoholic guy next door.

8.The Party Freak.
These are most likely young people who love to go out for parties and always invite their friends over for a party in their house. The sound of loud music and loud voices is the proof that they are at it again.

9. The Problem Creators
These neighbours are just too finicky about everything you do from moving a chair at your home to having a social event at your home-every single thing of your action bothers them and are waiting to gun you down! They are the ones who are unhappy about everything about their neighbourhood and would constantly keep bickering.

10. The Passive neighbor.
This one is just there. He doesn’t make noise nor look for trouble. He doesn’t seem to have any problem with anyone and just takes life as it comes. He just a jolly good fellow.

Can you see your neighbor in the list?

I am number .10

God knows I hate the borrow borrow and overfriendly neighbors!

sorry to disappoint....... none!

MrCork:



...ok sinse u ask...did I mentsion that am from London Pekam & I drive £28,000(cash) Range rover spot....... bro be nice to me & I willpost u £10 cash to buy suit ther in Nigeria...REAL TALK!!! (no oofeinsees)

Guy , type wetin person fit read and stop making a fool of yourself and if u no sabi english, type in pigeon English

C505:
When u live in a cave, do u seem to bother about neighborhood?

Yes, cos the creatures in the cave becomes ur neighbour.

When I was single I was #3 and #8 but now as a married man, I am now #10. Thank God for this change.

shalomm:


No.... i have been a member for some years now....

I know Mr. Cork very well, and i dislike him cause of his uncivilized comment and " i'm rich" stuff...

U strike me as a number 9 kinda neighbour.

missbehave247:
Sad enough I don't have a neigbor

How about the guy that shares fence with u?

Ucheosefoh:
Seems like you live in an island ?

or may be you re not human.

Hmmmm

shalomm:


No.... i have been a member for some years now....

I know Mr. Cork very well, and i dislike him cause of his uncivilized comment and " i'm rich" stuff...

You still dont get it... his comments are all jokes.. he doesnt mean any harm. He just makes pple laugh. Its no big deal. Its like saying you are mad at basket mouth because of the stuff he says.

Mind ur biz environs

blueseacats:
How about the guy that shares fence with u?

asha01:

or may be you re not human.

meaning ?

shalomm:


just as i said earlier " educated but not civilized" and to add, WE ARE ALL GHOST IN THIS FORUM.

stop telling the world how poor you are.

...Realy?...well, the only diffarance between me & u iz that I gots POUNDS STERLIN ...u don't!!!! (no ofoeinse)

ceejay80s:

Guy , type wetin person fit read and stop making a fool of yourself and if u no sabi english, type in pigeon English

...we don't spek pigeon English hear in London....its for u people in that place Nigerian!!! (no oofeinse)

jiddodo:


Does dat mean dey re unemployed? U lack comprehension ability. Read the post again

...correction...bro I gots somtin call Gorrrila Moiney ((((((POUNDS STERLIN MA NIGGGGA))) ...& this usualy mean I can pay yor skoool fees for 2 years & feed u until u love me!!! (REAL TALK)

...don't under stand why u homebase people r angry...we don't hav poooor neibors hear in London coz everybody work.....pirrrriod!!!

Tydies:
I use to be The Really Mysterious Neighbour until dey called a meeting because of me. They tot I was a fugitive.

I'm presently a blend of the mysterious n the passive neighbour/mate. I'm Kinda loving it,so cool (smiles)

The yahoo yahoo neighbour that will only be seen wen he is going to repair his laptop but cnt be seen or heard.others are going out and he is always indoors.well that's his office.
2. The women freak. Always carrying lots of girls n changing them.even when they are not around they gv keys to their frnds who u will see on their strange faces coming with girls.
3. Those that always fight landlords believing that whatever he does is wrong
4. Troublesome landlord who can never be satisfied.always seeing faults
5.Those who u hardly know their faces.they go out in the morning and come back late.
6. The neighbour that u hardly know his face or hers.stays in compound unnoticed for two days and travels for one month before coming back again

People are taking Mr.cork serious

What about the seductive neighbours? ....If nor be say i dey control myself i for don knack person wife/children.......I cover my bulala with the blood of my lovely girl frnd