ronald4lif:


How do one woo a lady they've never met or they don't even reside in same locality? How does it work. How do you hit the punna?

Gurgle:


Lol and what is that

cherryice:

I see you in my dreams n I sure loveed ur diick.. oya talk..

We gettn somwhr

Oh yea, I remember how you adored it and gave me a memorable bj.

AgapeCharis:
Lol, I get you. You got any?

ronald4lif:


How do one woo a lady they've never met or they don't even reside in same locality? How does it work. How do you hit the punna?

AgapeCharis:

Oh yea, I remember how you adored it and gave me a memorable bj.

Truckpusher:
Gerara here mehn......do I feel like I'm in Nigeria?

Was up with you ?

Truckpusher:
Bro sometimes you need to arrange punna in different locations just in case you hit that place.

You have no idea what it means to hug an empty pillow when you're high and dry and your hormones wants some action.

cherryice:

Are u nt in Nigeria again

I dey..

cherryice:
Nahh. not a fan.
u got any?

cherryice:
Just look at your life

Truckpusher:
How kpomo market?

AgapeCharis:
Never! Nose perching is one major turn off for me. It always doesn't look cool.

Maybe it's me though.

cherryice:

You arrange to meet.. n u can woo later on if she fits in wat u wnt/hv in mind.
Dont play dumb mr. U knw d drills..
U cn hit punna when evr u meet up too. Missing yourself s helps build up d relatnshp..

I can't biliv im xplainin this to you

cherryice:

its seeming you want all parts of the body button, aint that right?

cherryice:

U stl rmbr huh

my love

Why won't I remember when your skills were top notch?
Jeeez! you're so talented in it. Seems like you've been doing it for long.

AgapeCharis:
I can't start pinpointing them out. That statement was more like - born out of a collective idea observed from several posts of yours.

Gurgle:


Lool no, just those two you don't have any?

AgapeCharis:
Why won't I remember when your skills were top notch?
Jeeez! you're so talented in it. Seems like you've been doing it for long.

cherryice:
I pity any girl wey tk u serious for here. .
Ode

cherryice:
ronald 4lif is fuuckinn, no doubt. he replies so slow

ronald4lif:


Fair enough but you listed the basics. But you see, not everyone is patient enough to coordinate a punna for months and keep the communication boozing till they meet when the opportunity of humping could actualise.

It takes a sex starved or cool headed individual to be that patient not someone who can always coordinate a local 'show'. I'm a philogynist and this usually paves way for hetaeras to turn up.

Gurgle:


Ok I understand. well thanks

Truckpusher:
Ogbanje girl, simple question you no fit answer.

Why dem go take me serious I be patient for dem hospital?

ronald4lif:


No, I am not. I'm cold.

cherryice:
yes. before they evn though of birthin you

Yimu!
How's tonight going to be?

cherryice:

Wizard.. Which pesn blood you dey ontop this early mornin

Truckpusher:
Wizard na fine title for my village.

AgapeCharis:
Yimu!
How's tonight going to be?

AgapeCharis:
Yimu!
How's tonight going to be?

Truckpusher:
You dun see woman you dun dey open teeth like Ashawo wey see oyibo for club.