very funny,tho it will be a breakthrough achievement for the African society,and maybe it might convince ibe to dump England for Nigerian eagles,cos that dude looks set for the 3 lions already http://yesreport..com/2015/08/ibe-chooses-england-to-nigeria.html

himkers:


Pls, just dress small for me. I fit manage attach shaa. Make I follow una laff dis laff. Buhuhuhuhu hohohohoho hehehehehe !!

make follow small abeg

Fashanu!!!!!!! Don't tell me this is real...
With due respect I don't think the cap fits Kalu ...

Make the guy go sit down jawe .. Make e no carry Naija politics enter Fifa .. Na then you go dey read for breaking news say dem kidnap platini ..
Make better person enter jawe ..

Some people are scheming to set up OUK for some milking. He can afford to spare them some few nickels cos it is still good publicity to his brand.

During Kalu's regime as governor of Abia state, enyimba witnessed deir most successful times... d guy loves football but he should hv started with naija or caf presido dan Fifa. he might not get support but I wish him luck if dat is his ambition

These should be in the joke section

himkers:


Pls, just dress small for me. I fit manage attach shaa. Make I follow una laff dis laff. Buhuhuhuhu hohohohoho hehehehehe !!

i just squeezed in to laugh kwe kwe kwe kwe kwe.

In other news, original 2015/2016 jersey is available. Kindly check my signature here on nairaland.

With d tsunami of change blowing up n down in 9ja.....OUK can win FIFA prezido ..........God Bless 9ja.

zicoraads:
Lalasticlala...please, please, please, we need this to be on the homepage. We need to drum support for our illustrious son...our own OUK

OUK for the FIFA Presidency!!!

Dreamer,Dream on.

Which Kalu? Kalu Idika Kalu or Orji Kalu or Nwako Kalu, sorry Kanu.

I'm so much confused now, can somebody pleaseeeeeee help me here oooooo.

Boy, I'm feeling hot!

#IDONBILIVIT

Seriously this fashanu guy is a gold digger. He is looking for what he can gain from kalu. What does kalu know about football? I tire for some people ooo. Seriously this fashanu guy is a gold digger. He is looking for what he can gain from kalu. What does kalu know about football? I tire for some people ooo.

gokay11:
Mission impossible 3

it should be mission impossible 4

It's Gud dat Africa show interest in FAFA supremacy race but we should rather present some1 who is sport Oriented n have experience international

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menabadoo:
so funny, wetin kalu know about football. That's guy is a sore loser.

[/s].People like you,are nothing but dream killers,and of course worthless.
I pity those who keep you as friend,but because you will surely distablize their set goals.

Seriously this fashanu guy is a gold digger. He is looking for what he can gain from kalu. What does kalu know about football? I tire for some people ooo.

Warldbest:
Wetin orji u kalu know 4 sports, he know hw many player wey de dey 4 pitch

Foooolish. Was Blatter a soccer Champ?
For Nigerians like you - from top to bottom - suffering Igbophobia, opposition to Kalu shall start from Nigeria.

Kalu is more qualified than those gunning to take Sepp Blatter's position.

Evathyst:
Abeg make una shift for meself o, I wan laff small



Orji Uzor Kalu to run for Fifa president. For more jokes, text OUK to 2016. MTN subscribers only.



My problem with his running is that if him lose nau, him kinsmen go cry marginalisation.
*Dodges stones from e-warriors*

mumu dey ur blood

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himkers:


Pls, just dress small for me. I fit manage attach shaa. Make I follow una laff dis laff. Buhuhuhuhu hohohohoho hehehehehe !!

[/s]From this post of yours,i can tell it,you are a goaless human being,and hence,worthless.

Warldbest:
Wetin orji u kalu know 4 sports, he know hw many player wey de dey 4 pitch

People like you shout Biafra at any instance. Pity your miserable mindset.

Fashanu has missed it

okotv:
Impossible

Only found in the dictionary of fools.

menabadoo:
so funny, wetin kalu know about football. That's guy is a sore loser.

You guys are so ignorant. Maybe your problem is inferiority complex. Yes Orji Uzor can do it and he will be a huge success. His knowledge of football is not in doubt and he is an achiever.

mikesly:
Seriously this fashanu guy is a gold digger. He is looking for what he can gain from kalu. What does kalu know about football? I tire for some people ooo.

Kalu has nursed Enyimba Football Club of Aba, to become one time African Champions.

That alone is enough qualification for Kalu for the FIFA job.

NDPVF:
Only found in the dictionary of fools.

shaboti:
mumu dey ur blood

E pain am!

dasrackhor:
Dreamer,Dream on.

Beefer, beef on

Which Kalu pls!!Dis should be a script of the next Ay liveeee!


e bi like say Una wan end Football.

Ouk for fifa president? Abeg

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goryorhal:
Fashanu!!!!!!! Don't tell me this is real...
With due respect I don't think the cap fits Kalu ...

Make the guy go sit down jawe .. Make e no carry Naija politics enter Fifa .. Na then you go dey read for breaking news say dem kidnap platini ..
Make better person enter jawe ..

[/s]Commonest thing as class prefect you and your father haven't experienced it before,how then contesting for FIFA presidency,isn't like telling Prophet mohammed to talk,to you.