StarBoard:
@Nihilist,
How's Begovic doing?
The one paid to sit on the bench already don chop.
Romero wey you dey yab don keep clean sheet.

He conceded a Penalty mate
Have you seen the saves Begovic has been making?

Chestar5 how far na, how market?

Nihilist:



He conceded a Penalty mate
Have you seen the saves Begovic has been making?

raumdeuter:
Defending champions at home

62 mins Swansea 16 shots Chelsea 7

Defending champions defending their lives and reputations which seems to be in tatters.

dopeJemi:
Chestar5 how far na, how market?

No vex me o, na tension i dey , our nxt match now, no courtois

We want Falcao

Chelsea might still steal this one.

StarBoard:
We want Falcao

Lwkmd!!

Chestar5:


No vex me o, na tension i dey , our nxt match now, no courtois

Ahan! You don't trust begovic?

They are targetting that Ivanovic's wing.

Shey jose no fit cana and stop Ivan's useless forward runs?

dopeJemi:

Ahan! You don't trust begovic?

affirmative YES!!

Why the hell did Monk remove Montero the nightmare-in-chief of the Chelshit defense forces?

Chestar5:


affirmative YES!!

God is with y'all, fear not

jose brings on a cb at 75 minutes

Oloshi ni man yii sha

Nihilist:
jose brings on a cb at 75 minutes
Oloshi ni man yii sha

He's one man down, that's a good call if you ask me.

Costa is never in the box always playing left wing.

Zouma is playing slightly to the right of midfield


Jose should as well just bring on Mikel to top strike to complete a succession of baffling tactical decisions.

sinizia:



He's one man down, that's a good call if you ask me.

If you dont know what to say...just keep quiet.

Zouma was not brought in to defend.

Falcao comes on now...presumably to go in goal with Begovic

Shekau is in

Nihilist:


If you dont know what to say...just keep quiet.

Zouma was not brought in to defend.

mehn de tension wey hold u no be here ooh

But it's only pre...

Sorry, the season's just starting na

Nihilist:


If you dont know what to say...just keep quiet.


Zouma was not brought in to defend.

But no matter where he ends up, he'll automatically defend or help out with the defensive duties. That's his natural talent.

sinizia:


But no matter where he ends up, he'll automatically defend or help out with the defensive duties. That's his natural talent.

No vex that I snapped at you. It's fvcking tense here

This defence problem has been long standing. Just cos terry can play every minute of evry game last season doesn't mean his body is fit for it. Baba just dey drop free Gomis.
Wingers are built to be fast and tricky. Ivanovic also started all the matches last season. He is 31 now, we don't expect him to compete against the likes of montero, silva, sanchez, depay, lamela, etc.
If we decide to stick with old reliable, we might finish the season outside european qualification

Nihilist:

No vex that I snapped at you. It's fvcking tense here

I talk am

Keep calm n sip a bottle of Orijin

Nihilist:


No vex that I snapped at you. It's fvcking tense here

Vex ke? No way, bro.


This is football, we show our passion by rejoicing or be pissed depending on the turnout of a match. I do snap at anyone when we are losing or playing badly. So it's perfectly alright. Who knows, Mourinho might finally enter the transfer market after this match.

Referee needs to be cured of blindness.

nateevs:
Referee needs to be cured of blindness.

He's the best ref in the league according to airbornelacer

Did you people see the needs why we need to strengthen up?

Squad‘s painfully thin. One man down and the two we can bring on to attempt stealing the 3 points are Zouma and the dead Falcao.

I really hope we know what we are doing.

chai! this Swansea is very Useless team.

Montero screwing Ivanovic